Ok… those last few chapters were a little out of whack.
So…
Here's chapter 4: The Southern Air temple!
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Aang: Ok guys, now were' coming to the Southern Air temple! This is where I used to live!
Sokka: So… why are we going here??
Katara: Oh! Is it to see if your culture is still alive after 100 years worth of butt whooping from the firenation?
Aang: Yeah… sure Also, I left a box of porno magazines under my bed.
Sokka: Wow, I've never been to an air temple before… So did the monks perform a secret ritual, so that it's inhabitants can defy gravy??
Katara: Uhh…. Sokka, don't you mean gravity?
Sokka: NO! I read in the history scrolls that the Southern Air temple was once under the tyrannical rule of a bowl of rich…. creamy…. warm…. Oh crap now I'm hungry!!
Aang: Serves you right for bringing up the dark juicy times of the air nomads!
Katara: Hey! Is this it?
Aang: Yeah! Hey look Appa, were home!
Appa: Oh thank heavens. I predicted that I would be contained with your infinite babbling with the tribal peasants. Now I am permitted to travel and take wing as I please!
Sokka: Aang he's not going to answer you! Heh dumb animals!
Appa: Oh this is quite exasperating; I ever so wish I could throw him off of my back.
(They land)
Aang: PORNO HERE I COME! (Runs to his room)
Katara: OO wtf??
Sokka: Katara, he's a growing boy. And as a growing boy he's going through some changes. And as his kidnappers, we need to accept these changes and then sell him off as a male prostitute.
Katara: I guess your right Sokka.
Aang: (from his room) HEY WHERE DID MY PORN GO??
Katara: Hey look! A secret room! But… looks like you can only get into it by air bending… now who do we know that can air bend?
Sokka: Beats me, but with my come-and-go intelligence, I know how to open it! (aims booty towards the door) PLUG YOUR NOSE KATARA! ( rips a fart so huge that it opens the door)
Katara: (blinking from horror) Holy…(cough)… crap. (Faints)
Aang: (appears out of nowhere) ZOMG! Katara's unconscious body! Excuse me Sokka I'll be right back. ( starts to drag Katara off)
Sokka: HEY YOU PERVERT! That's my sister! You can't do that!
Aang: why not?
Sokka: Because she won't satisfy you! At our next stop, I'll get you a quality hooker!
Aang: (GASP) Oh sokka! You are the best kidnapper ever! (hugs)
Sokka: get off of me.
MEANWHILE…
Zhao: Zuko… you are telling me that Mickey mouse stowed away on your ship, attacked your crew with a giant spaghetti noodle, raped your captain, got drunk with Hercules and Cinderella, and drove your ship into destruction?
Zuko: You forgot the part where Tinkerbell masturbated on uncle's head.
Iroh: (twitching) So… much… GLITTER!!
Zhao: right… I'm beginning to think that the avatar is alive and you aren't telling me.
Zuko: Nuh uh!
Zhao: yeah. I don't even know why your father even let you out in public you freak.
Zuko: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me! ( sticks tongue out)
Zhao: How about a fireball to the face eh?
Iroh: OOOOHHHH! BURN!
Zuko: I challenge you to an Agni kai! Because I have so much luck with those!
BACK AT THE AIR TEMPLE….
Katara: (wakes up) Eh…where am I?
Aang: At the whore house! Welcome prostitute Katara!
Katara: AAAAAHHHHH!!
Sokka and Aang: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Sokka: That was too good! Did you see the look on her face!
Katara: Screw you guys! I'm going into this secret room! (walks in) hey.. look at all of these statue-people in a spiraly formation!
Aang: Hey... those must be the people that Monk Gyatso told be about!
Sokka: What do they do?
Aang: They punish you if you touch yourself at night.
Sokka: Ah! Perfect sense!... HEY LOOK A KITTY!
Momo: Fo shizzle?
Sokka: KITTY FOOD! (Chases after Momo)
Momo: Aw crap. This is whack yo! (runs away)
Aang: NO! I WANT TO RUB THE KITTY!! ( runs after them)
Katara: Yeah… just ditch me. I love you all too.
MEANWHILE…
(Zhao and Zuko take off their shirts, fan girls immediately forma around them.)
Iroh: Remember Zuko, when he throws fireballs, kick him in his own!
Zuko: I won't let you down Mario!
Zhao: Ok, just shut up and lets tango! ( Throws fireballs)
Zuko: Time for step one of my genius masculine plan! ( kicks Zhao I the nuts)
Zhao: ZOMG! HOLY CRAP!! AAARRRGGGHHH!! ( rolls around on the floor in pain)
Iroh: OOOOOHHHH! U JUST GOT PWNED!!
Zuko: Looks like I won!
Zhao: yeah but you have no balls! A freaking woman wouldn't have pulled that trick, even if I was going to rape her! Was I going to rape you Zuko? CERTINATLY NOT!
Zuko: I still won though ( sticks out tongue and goes back to his fixed ship)
MEANWHILE
Aang: Hey come back here kitty!!
Sokka: (panting) slow… down… much… Barbie drugs….
Aang: hey, kitty what did you find?
Momo: It's a freaking skeleton of your Gyatso chump you dumbass.
Aang: oh no… it's Gyatso! Hey… what's in his hand…? (GASP!) HE STOLE MY PORN! (Goes into the avatar state.)
Katara: Hey.. why are all of these things glowing?
People around the world: THE AVATAR HAS RETURNED! YAY! DRUNK PARTY!
Sokka: oh no! AANG STOP! YOU ARE SCARING MY DINNER!
Momo: please foo, what's scary is that you holdin me in this way you perv.
Sokka: CLAM DOWN AND I'LL GET KITTY TO TOUCH YOU IN WAYS YOUV'E NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE!
Momo: HELL NAW!
Aang: (calms down) Okay, let's blow this dump. I need to find some new porn anyway.
(they all leave)
Sokka: Hey Appa, I have the slightest feeling that were' forgetting something….
BACK AT THE AIR TEMPLE
Katara: HELLO? AANG? SOKKA? IF YOU ALL FORGOT ME, THEN I'LL WATERBEND THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!