Kyuubi no Kitsune
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Shortest disclaimer ever used by me….
Rude Awakenings
Naruto groaned as he woke up, sore all over. He didn't know what the hell he had been doing since he had blacked out the moment that his father took control over his body. He could briefly see with his eyesight in blurry shapes and managed to distinguish a single form which looked like a huge mass of hair. He cleared his head a little bit to look at the sleeping face of his mother, as well as seeing a naked breast being located in his view. He looked up, a strand of his hair getting slightly in the way and was brushed aside to look at his mother's face which was serene as she was sleeping.
What the fuck! The first thought that went through his mind was exactly that. He was looking at his mother's naked body, him being in the same bed as her, the feeling of sheets that had endured a lot of action the last night clinging to their bodies. He cursed internally, making sure that his father heard it.
Said man was now staring down the Kyuubi's Demon fox form which looked at him with eerie red eyes. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING, PITIFUL WORM! HOW DARE YOU USE MY HUSBANDS BODY FOR YOUR OWN STUPID RELIEF!" the room shook as she spoke, the Yondaime clinging to the wall, awed by the sheer presence of the Demonic foxes body. She looked at him and then growled and said: "Try this once more and I'll make sure that my husband never has to deal with you ever again. I will devour your soul and make sure that it gets tortured for all eternity…" the voice had changed to a low threatening voice, the Demon Fox looking at the Yondaime with a weird glint in her eyes.
Naruto looked at his mother, something boiling within him as he cursed his father. He moved his body backwards, feeling somewhat odd, lying in bed with his own mother and apparently having given her the night of her revived life…
How dare you do something like this to me dad! You know that I wouldn't like to wake up next to mom with nothing on and feeling like I have walked from Konoha to Kirigakure! He got out of bed and heard his mother mumble something about not wanting that her loveable cute husband left for his boring job… her hand raised and almost grabbed his leg but he pulled it away just in time and she grabbed a piece of the sheets and then mumbled something about being a bad husband and that he needed to be punished.
That was the moment that Naruto got the hell out of his mother's room, not really wanting to face said punishment. It was bad enough that he had done the ecchi with his own mother but to receive punishment from her was going a little bit too far, especially if he thought about what she could easily do to him, knowing that he wouldn't resist since she was still his mother. Kyuubi was one of the only women he would ever love, and he would keep true to that…
He could feel his body protesting against the movement as he walked through the house naked and then opened his door, findings his arm muscles straining to exert power on the door. He groaned as he felt how his back muscles had been abused that night. He wouldn't need any warm-up today or else he was going to fall apart. He grabbed a set of clothes without looking too much at them. They were standard Uchiha wear, something that Sasuke would have worn if the rest of his family had been still alive. The black pants with the shirt with the Uchiha fan on the back were only worn by those that went sparring to show off their sparring prowess.
He wore a long shirt, looking like it had been made for battle as several pockets adorned it. Naruto tucked a few exploding tags in them, wanting to be prepared for anything that he might face. He looked at the pants he had selected and noticed that they seemed to be able to hide a sword in it or something. He didn't really like using swords, opting for a more… hands on approach which included ripping out throats. He looked at his reflection and decided that he looked kick-ass. His Sharingan active in his eyes, his blonde and black hair looking cool. Something was still missing so he just looked into one of the drawers and withdrew a mask from it and put it on, making sure it stuck to his face, leaving only his face visible. He looked at his reflection and grinned as he almost completely resembled the Copy ninja Kakashi.
He went to his door, opened it and then walked through it, closing it behind him. He looked at the hallway, not really noticing much, focused on a mental conversation he was having with Kyuubi. "Did you know that there is a way to let him still be alive even after you've skinned him? Slowly strip the skin from his flesh in little bits and then add salt to the skin and then put the skin back on. I'm sure that would be worth experiencing since it would cause great pain if even a bit of salt was added to a wound…
"Why not scorch his skin too? It would make sure that there would be some damage to the nerves which would further inflame his feelings of pain… Or would it?" her question made his mind think up a scene in which his father was slowly being roasted above a fire which seemed to burn with an unholy flame which licked at the man's skin, making the man scream in pain. A dark chuckle came from his mouth, his face making it seem like he were the dark and ominous servant of some ancient and long forgotten god, whose servants needed spilt blood every moment of the day to appease their ravenous master.
He dodged someone by instinct and abruptly cut off communication with Kyuubi. He looked at the person he had almost bumped into and saw the grin on his mother's face, coupled with the fact that she was still unclothed for the moment. "Would you like to join me in the shower, Anata?" her voice was happy and Naruto suppressed a shudder at the thought of doing that in a shower with his mother.
"Mom, dad just let me take back control and no, I'm not willing to go with you into the shower… the very idea isn't really liked by my tenant who is currently in the process of making sure that dad does not get to sit down or rest quietly within the next 24 hours." His mouth seemed to go dry as she looked at him, her face suddenly gaining a hint of recognition and she flushed and said: "Naruto-kun… Gomen Nasai for asking you to do that… please forgive your mother for thinking that you were your dad, even if he shares your body with you from time to time…" she looked at the ground, her head bent towards the surface she was standing on.
Naruto felt a small twinge of something and he sighed softly and then said: "It's alright mom. I know you must have thought me being dad because he told you that he had taken possession of my body for the night. I'm just a little bit angry at him for doing that with my body without asking me to do so… Damn guy always trying to mess up my life…" he mumbled something under his breath which went unheard by his mother.
"Although I have to comment on the fact that your father used your body in such a way that it has made me come multiple times…" she grinned and watched as her son's eyes grew large and he shivered from head to toe and then looked at her and shivered again. "I was only joking Naruto-kun. I'm off to take a shower and then get ready for ANBU duty. You're welcome to join me in the shower." She grinned, leaving him behind, feeling confused to his mother's proposition...
He went down to breakfast only to see that they were having a guest. Two old and wise men sat at the table, waiting for his arrival. Naruto's eyes narrowed as he aw the pervert who his father had told him about and the old man. He carefully studied the pervert's head, making sure to memorise every little detail. He was going to let Jiraiya feature a role in his comic as one of the main bad guys. He already could picture the man as one depraved perverted enemy who would take the lovely lady and make sure that she was subjected to all kinds of perverted horrors, from raging bull demons to rope bondage. He began to think about making a special chapter featuring every depravity that man could hope for… but it wouldn't do to release it because it would instantly get banned in every country just by the sheer amount of blood loss that would occur when reading it… it's like some sort of weird justice. The author writes a book and never gets turned on by the contents while the rest of the people who read it all get boners and nearly die of blood loss, thus making sure that the next generation will inherit their perverseness, making sure that all humanoid species would cease to exist…
His mind was occupied with other things for the moment and he sat down., still thinking about rope bondage to be used on Anko until one of the old men spoke up: "Naruto-kun… This here is Jiraiya, the man who trained your father. He's interested in you and has offered you the chance to train under him." The Sandaime looked at Naruto who just looked back, no real reaction on Naruto's face betraying any emotion.
"Why would I learn something from Jiraiya-san other then being able to peek at women in a bathhouse? Dad told me stories about how the guy would just go peek on the woman while he was sent to do some stupid training like trying to make up a new technique, which he ultimately did. Of course he kept it all to himself, not even telling his teacher about this marvellous technique and instead recorded it on a scroll which is now the Scroll of Seals." Naruto finished his rather long speech and then looked at the two old people who looked at him like he were insane or at least something close to that. Naruto simply grinned and said; "Whatever I choose to do, I still can receive training from my super cute Sensei Anko-chan…"
He trailed off the moment he saw his mother coming into the room. She wasn't wearing the ANBU mask she usually wore outside and had it strapped to her back for the moment. She winked at him and sat down next to him, still looking at the Sandaime and his student. "Sandaime-sama… did I do something wrong or are you merely here to have breakfast with me and my son?" she looked at the old man for a moment who simply looked back and said to the woman. "I'm merely here to tell Naruto that he is offered to be trained by Jiraiya…."
"Jiraiya-san is interested in training Naruto? Well then he has my permission to train Naruto if he needs it…" she paused for a moment and then said with a hint of something seductive in her voice: "You didn't join me in the shower Naruto-kun. Don't you love your mother?" it had the effect of making Naruto turn bright red due to the fact that there were people other then those that he could trust… although the Hokage could be trusted it would still be looked upon weirdly…
"Mom… I didn't join you in the shower since dad wouldn't allow it… don't get me wrong, I think you are a beautiful woman but I fear for my stomach getting upset if dad notices me showering with you… He's kinda possessive… but he's being yelled at, at the moment by my little furry tenant… seems that it didn't like him taking over control over my body…" he paused for effect and then said: "Mind if I feature you in my comic books? It would really help to have you in the role of a mother who wants to do nothing but seduce her son… I might even set up Jiraiya-san as your abusive husband… he certainly looks dark enough with those weird tattoos… ,maybe I should make a small role reserved for Anko in the next one as some sort of warrior who fights for the ultimate orgasm of something…. "The mysterious drawing pad had appeared within his hands and he was speaking while he was drawing some scenes which seemed to involve a tentacle beast as well as a small sketch of how Jiraiya would look in the comic. The white hair had been darkened a little bit and the stripes on his cheeks had been made somewhat more menacing and the eyes had somehow become a lot more evil looking to the normal reader of the comic who would probably get to read it the moment after the chuunin exams had passed…
Naruto grinned as he began to draw a nice scene which would probably be added as a special scene in certain books as a special collector's edition. Maybe he would even sign them. It wouldn't do to disappoint his fans now would it? He looked at the old men and then threw a finished sheet at the Sandaime who studied it and saw the title: The bond between Mother and Son. Immediately as the man scanned the rest of the page and saw the mother pleasuring herself to the sound of her son bathing, he got a nosebleed at the image…
Naruto looked at the passed out Sandaime and laughed about it. He looked at the man and then said: "Seems like he's out cold. Why don't we go and leave for the training fields, Jiraiya-san. I'm interested in what a 'revered' Sennin like you could teach one such as me…" a dark laughter was heard in his mind and he got a brief image of his father hanging on a chord, being held in the air by only one thing, that being the rope which was tied to his balls. For the rest the man was completely nude, bleeding all over and Kyuubi was wearing a very sadistic grin on her face, beautiful as it may be…
Arashi just screamed as he felt how his body was being abused by the sadistic fox Demon who wore the dangerous grin through every torture she subjected him to and he could only scream and beg her for freedom from it.
Naruto was slightly satisfied that Kyuubi was unloading her aggression on his father and not on him. It wasn't that he liked the nightly session with Kyuubi but it tended to make him feel tired in the morning and sleep until it was noon. Maybe she would lessen up on the punishment for the night… that is if his father could make sure that he kept silent and not disturb them in any way. It was that the man could hide himself especially well, considering the cage and all. The man had his own private residence within the cage, a small enclosed space where the man could go to and have some peace and quiet while his son was getting his brains fucked out by a horny Kyuubi who seemed to be getting louder every night they had sex.
Naruto wouldn't know what hit him the moment he went to bed… Kyuubi would be awaiting his presence tonight… with whips…
Finally a new chapter. There are two new chapters for my collection on Also I reposted Infernal Fox, a story in the Ranma category which is a crossover with Ranma ½ and Naruto. It incorporates almost the same events as in the canon Naruto universe but with a twist to it.
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