OK
Hip hip hooray!
This chapter will NOT be perverted :D
And an unexpected guest will show up! (Who could it be??)
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Sokka: (sigh) I miss Suki.
Aang: ( sigh ) I miss my porn.
Katara: Well, Aang. You'd better stop missing your porn or else I'll have to give You Man's Manners ANVANCED CLASS!
Aang: (gulps) Wow, that just scared my puberty into 3 years of delay… Well, were' coming up to Omashu! The friendliest city in the entire world!
Omashu Soldier: Hey ( bleep)face! Why are you bringing your ( bleep)in (bleep)ty cabbages here! This is (bleep) in Omashu you dumbass! You (bleep)in dishonor the (bleep)in King! You (bleep)in disgust me!
Aang: See! They are so friendly that they censor the profanities of the scalawags!
Katara: Wow, I'm impressed!
Sokka: But Aang, how are we going to get in there? I don't think you want people to realize that you are the avatar!
Aang: Hmm, you've got a point! ( scratches bald head) wait.. I think I'm getting it! ( rubs bald head) almost… ( massages bald head) Wow, if only I had something to warm this bald head of mine! I'd sure be able to think a lot better! I mean look at Appa over there! He's covered in hair! He must be very smart!
Appa: Well, I'm quite flattered! But actually the intelligence quotient is not measured by the fur you have on your membrane!
Katara: Aang why don't you use some of Appa's hair to cover your arrow, and pose as an old man! You are actually 112 years old anyway!
Aang: That's a great idea! In fact there are some loose hairs around the rump! I'll yank some off of there!
Appa: OO Oh dear! Oh dearest Aang, please don't wound me in such a way!
Momo: Aw Dang Dawg! That ain't how a gangsta rolls yo! I'm pitying you A-man!
Aang: (RRRRIIIP!)
Appa: Oh…. Dear… ( trickle tear)
Sokka: Ah, doesn't feel good to be out with the old, in with the new? A fresh new slate for your behind!
Appa: Not….. really….
Katara: Aw look at you Aang! You look so…. Old and unattractive!
Aang: I haven't even put on the costume yet!
Katara: Oh… right.
(they walk over to the gate)
Omashu Soldier: State your (bleepin) name.
Aang: Mr. Yomommasuglyfacewiththequestionablemolewiththethinyhairssproutingoutofit! And these are my beloved grandchildren, Douschebag and Daterape!
Sokka and Katara: TT
Omashu Soldier: Wow, you guys are a bunch of queers; the king would sure like you! Ok, you're in! ( open's gate)
(they enter)
Aang: Wow! It's Omashu! Me and my best Pal Bumi used to hang around here all the time!
Remembering Bumi….
Bumi: Hey Aang! Let's snort this crack I found by the whorehouse!
Aang: Aw Bumi, You're a mad genius!
Not remembering Bumi anymore!
Aang: HEY! Bumi and I used to egg the palace! Let's go!
Katara: Are you sure we won't get in trouble?
Aang: Your'e right, that is a dumb idea! Bumi and I would have NEVER done something as stupid as that!
Katara: phew.
Aang: We used to crash the mail carts into each other and destroy the entire town!
Katara: WHAT?
Sokka: YEAH! LET'S GO!
( they destroy the entire town, get caught, Sokka pees his pants, and they are brought to the palace)
Omashu soldier: Hey uh, king dude, yeah well we found these dudes destroying the city. What do we do?
King: Well, what did we do with the last group of children?
Omashu soldier: Uh.. Molested them sir.
King: WHAT! NO NO!! The child protection agency is visiting today, and why would we want to give them any suspicion?? HUH? Heh… heh…. And besides, this 'old man' is the avatar, so I'm just going to mess with him for a little while.
Aang: Hey! How did you know?
King: When you have snorted as many drugs as I have, you'll never miss a thing!
Sokka: WHOOO HOOO!
King: OK, I'm just going to cut to the chase and then change into an even more ridiculous outfit… Aang, I'm going to kill your friends unless you complete my ultimate challenge!
Aang: WHAT??
Katara: (being dragged away) Hey! Where are these soldiers taking us?
Sokka: (being dragged away as well) I don't know, but my hiney is chafing!
Katara: Oh sokka! Is your butt all you think about?
Sokka: …. Maaaaybe.
(they disappear)
King: And Now Aang, prepare for the most dangerous challenge of them all!
Aang: Wha- ( is dropped through a trap door, lands in a large arena pit.)
King: (from balcony) And Now Avatar! You must face the most horrifying monster of them all!
(large stomps in the background)
King: The Almighty… TAYLOR!
(Taylor appears from underground.)
Sokka: ( in cage behind Taylor,) HAHAHA!! OH MY GOSH! AANG, YOU CAN BEAT HER! SHE'S A MIDGET! How tall are you honey? 4 feet?
Me: ( getting angry) 4 foot 11
Sokka: HAAA HAAA HAAA!!
Aang: Look, Taylor, I'm not trying to insult you but you're gonna be easy to beat… you are just a little girl!
Me: Just… a…little… GIRL!! ( turns into a giant monster with really huge teeth)
Aang: oh… crap. (runs)
Me: RAAAAWRRRRGH!! ( chases)
Katara: Come on Aang! You need to use your brain!
Aang: Hey wait…. Taylor is a… ZUTARIAN! Hey Taylor! I have great news!
Me: Rawr?
Aang: Yeah, Zuko's outside and he needs help writing his proposal to Katara. He says if he doesn't get some assistance soon he'll have to stab himself!
Me: HOLD ON ZUKO! I'M COMING!! ( runs out of the arena by bashing a huge hole in the wall and running outside)
King: Holy crap. I can't believe it!
Aang: That I won?
King: No! That Zuko is outside! I need his underpants for the Earth Kingdom scavenger hunt!
Aang: …. Yeah, let Katara and Sokka go and I'll take you to him.
King: But wait!
Aang: What is it?
King: I'm actually your best friend from 100 years ago, Bumi.
Aang: OMG! BUMI! IS IT REALLY YOU? ( begins to cry)
Bumi: Yeah yeah nice to see you too, now I'm off to find Zuko! ( runs outside through Taylor's opening.)
Katara: (is free) Yay Aang you did it! But… what's Zutara?
Aang: Something that is really bad. Really really bad!
Sokka: Agreed Aang, Agreed!
Katara: It sounded kinda cool though…
Aang: NO! It is NOT cool at all!
Katara: but… Z! It starts with a Z so it must be sexy!
Sokka: Katara… you need help… lots and lots of help.
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Yay! I made me debut! :D