Kyuubi no Kitsune

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Happy Valentine's Day!... although I'll be very lonely because nobody would ever send me a valentine's card….

Training with an old geezer

He looked at the old men, not really wanting ton leave his work unfinished. The porn was waiting to be created as he looked at it and got the storyline pretty much planned out. Jiraiya probably wouldn't be able to teach him much anyways, seeing as he wasn't such a strict teacher like Orochimaru-sensei had been.

"… so that's why I want you to train under me… Any questions kiddo?" the tone of voice Jiraiya used was as if he were dealing with a 12 year old Genin, something which Naruto both was not due to the fact that he had gotten the looks of a 19 year old as well as the mental capacity due to growing up quicker then any child should have to grow up. Naruto looked at the old man and scrutinised the man for about a second before asking the woman/Demon locked up within his belly: "Do you reckon that it's okay to train under him? I'm sure that he would be able to teach me something… Aren't you done with dad yet?" the piercing yell of pain that came from his father was a good indication that she was NOT finished with the man yet and Naruto could barely suppress a shudder as he got the mental image of Kyuubi wearing a small leather suit which seemed to be usually worn by those women who liked to be beaten for sexual pleasure and liked to dominate men and woman. He looked at the white-haired Sannin and waited fro Kyuubi's reply, the older man still looking at him and Naruto tried to stall a little bit to give Kyuubi some time to formulate an appropriate answer since his father was sobbing about finally having the pain stopping for only a brief moment.

He hoped that the woman wouldn't want to play with whips on him sometime in the future, he had a feeling that it might get quite kinky if he were to involve in those sexual games with Kyuubi. Of course their bodies healed rather quick, quicker then any normal human being anyways and they always seemed to be in mint condition thanks to her. He truly was blessed with having her sealed within him, augmenting every sense within his body and giving him a limitless supply of chakra to work with.

"Kill him! Break his neck and devour him!" The response to his question was not unexpected since she had gleaned some information about the aged Sennin from Arashi who was now shivering as he sat in a small place to the edge of the cage bars, not wanting to be close to Kyuubi ever again. Who knew that hot iron rods being driven in one's private parts could hurt so much? The man was shivering as he absently caressed his hair which had grown sweaty during the torture session eh had endured after he was pushed back in the cell. Kyuubi had dragged out every little detail about his sensei and needless to say she wasn't pleased with the man as she had immediately wanted to start a burning crusade against the man for peeping on women. She had nothing against Naruto writing a comic book about several sexual adventures of young women since they seemed pretty harmless to her but to have an old man peeping on young women just for kicks seemed to make her angry at the old man.

Naruto looked at the old man and said; " I don't really know what you could teach me but I'll accept. As long as you don't badmouth my old sensei then I won't kill you. Did you know that my dad is still a little bit angry at you for that stunt you pulled by shoving him right into the water about twenty years ago?" jiraiya simply laughed a little bit about it and said; "I don't think Arashi-kun could hold a grudge for so long. Follow me kid and I'll train you to be one of the best there is… and if you don't want to I could extend the offer to that black-haired team-mate of yours…"

Naruto looked at the man, his eyes betraying none of his feelings but shifting into the Sharingan without even having been activated by Naruto and he looked at the old man and said; "If you train Sasuke then you would inevitably create a disaster waiting to happen. He's still messed up about his brother and all and if he learns new stuff, what is to keep him from going to Orochimaru and offering himself as a student to him?" It was evident that he had struck a nerve as the man seemed to darken a little bit at the mention of his ex-team-mate and Naruto inwardly grinned. He did have a point with that small remark as it was true in a way that Sasuke was still searching for ways to kill his brother. Naruto had been rather keen on staying out of any arguments with power involved, knowing that Itachi-sensei wouldn't really kill off the clan without a very good reason since he never seemed to really want to measure his strength.

Naruto still guessed that Itachi killed his clan for the reason that they had done something to him which had made him mentally unstable for a while. Naruto had noticed that weeks before the Uchiha massacre had been committed, that his sensei had been so absent whenever he had trained the jutsu that he had been taught, that it often took calling out Itachi's name to get him to respond. At the time Naruto hadn't really though much of it, still being like a child himself and having the mindset of the 8 year old that he was. Itachi had just waved off his questions about if Itachi-sensei was well and if Itachi-sensei was being bothered by teaching him.

Itachi had always acted to him in a kind way, almost like a big brother. Naruto had taken to liking Itachi a great deal whenever they met up to train, Itachi sometimes bringing some food for Naruto to try out. Out of all the food that Itachi had brought Naruto still had liked the homemade rice balls the best. Itachi explained that his mother made them for him all the time and that she didn't really hate him all that much. During the talks they would usually have after every training session Itachi had learned a great deal about his young student, categorising a lot under general childish stuff and some under other categories, discovering that Naruto hated being bullied by old people and had a fervent dislike of Konoha, even though he usually showed otherwise.

Naruto looked so thoughtful that it was hard for Jiraiya to try and disturb that train of thoughts that Naruto seemed to have latched onto and Naruto looked a the man, his mind losing the thoughts, focusing on the man who had clapped his hands once to get him out of the trancelike state that Naruto had been in.

Naruto snapped to attention, his eyes still wide. His breath was still slow and calm, signifying that he till was in control of his body and not heeding Kyuubi's call to go and rip out the man's throat. Jiraiya simply smiled and gave him a small signal to follow him and then disappeared in a poof of ninja smoke, Naruto following suit by teleportation through fire.

They appeared near a bathhouse and Naruto scowled at the man for bringing them here. "Naruto, I've heard from Sarutobi-sensei that you've got quite the chakra control. Why don't you walk on this pool here to let me gauge your skill level. Because if you want to learn a jutsu which your father knew you would need to have a good chakra control." Jiraiya smiled inwardly, thinking about the hotness of the water and the scream of surprise as Arashi sunk into it the first time.

Naruto simply scowled and said; "The trick to water walking is dispersing chakra through the soles of the feet to create a solid surface to the min to stand upon, being kept there by chakra which keeps you on the water by forming some sort of barrier." The stuff was fairly easy to do, Kyuubi having some power with the Suiton element due to her being able to cause massive Tsunami's with a simple wave of her tails. He could feel the water under his foot soles the moment he had pulled off his shoes and then stepped on the water. The feeling was hot due to the water also being hot. He looked at the man who was supposed to be his sensei but instead ordered him to do this: "What's the use? I trained in this while I was eight and still had one of my sensei to teach me, the other one having gone away…" Naruto made a hint of sadness seep into his voice, seeing the eyes of the older man soften a little bit and Naruto walked onto the pool, the hot water not bothering him.

Kyuubi looked through Naruto's eyes, wanting to rip the man apart for every little bit of perversion that the man had ever written. She wanted to tear him apart and eat all the flesh and then use the bones as chew toys for when she wanted to chew on something that wasn't her precious little Naru-kun. She knew that Naruto didn't really want her biting on his little soldier but sometime she couldn't resist and bit him a little bit down there to taste some of his blood and other juices mixing together. Naruto always 'punished' her a little bit by allowing her to be bound by several ropes and then he would tease her a little bit…

She could feel some drool hitting her breasts as she contemplated what the teasing would entail the next time… maybe he'd actually use the feather a little bit different next time so that she would get more out of it then just a mere maddening feeling of lust. She grinned, a small bit of drool still hanging from her mouth. With a hand she wiped it away, thin king about other things at the moment. She looked at the man who was gently rocking himself, thinking about the torture she had just let him undergo. The spiritual entity could be tortured and would be restored on a whim as she was the stronger entity at the moment but the wounds left on the mental plane are still fresh,making her want to scream in delight as she could faintly feel his fear increase every step she came closer to him.

"Naruto this is necessaryif you want togain the Chuunin title. It's a privilege to be trained by me, Jiraiya, the Gama Sennin and the wonderful author of Icha Icha Paradise." Jiraiya did a dance which consisted of twirling around, making weird noises and generally throwing around strange confetti which seemed to disappear the moment it got on the ground. Narutpo just felt extremely embarrassed the moment he looked upon the strange ritualistic dance which the man seemed to do, a sweat drop forming on the back of his head. He looked at the man, his eyes still confused and said: "So you are the author whose books are said to complement my comics so well… did you ever see the first one I made? Hokage-san brought it to the publisher and ever since then they have wanted more and more of it. It seems like it is a big hit with people all around the world since a sizeable amount of cash is coming into my bank account every moment." Naruto looked at the ground, seemingly bored, Jiraiya having stopped the moronic dance minutes ago. "It seems that if you really would like to teach me something then I would need to list most of the Jutsu that I know. I specialise in jutsu and in kinjutsu, opting for kinjutsu most of the time due to their devastating effects. In certain ways you could include the Sharingan too but I'm not really sure about it all and if it's possible to be listed as a Jutsu. I merely use it to keep track of my enemies." Naruto paused, thinking up more to tell the old man. "I also know how to summon an animal but I haven't really made any progress with it,. Anko-chan taught me the Senei'Jashuu and some other related jutsu while also working on my stamina. "
Kyuubi had enough of it all. She would force herself to appear and beat the hell out of the old man who had been keeping an eye on the naked ladies in the baths while Naruto was talking to a Kage Bunshin who simply noted whatever Naruto told him on a notepad which would be handed to the original one later by the Kage Bunshin which would then transgfer the memory to the original.

She appeared with a pop, no clothing on her at the moment., having opted to do so since she would be gone pretty soon. She looked like any ordinairy verypretty girl with her big breasts proudly on display and then walked to Jiraiya, drawing Naruto's attention and the Kage bunshin's and whispered into Naruto's ear the moment that the Kage Bunshin was distracted: "He's a fake one… the real one is over there…" she moved with delicate movements, gently tapping the man on the back as he giggled once and said: "Sir? Could you help me out a little bit?"

Jiraiya made to shoo her away, his hand accidentally touching her breast and she let out a small sound of anger, alerting him to the fact that she was well endowed in that area and that she was now royally pissed off.

Jiraiya turned around to beg for forgiveness and saw the buxom redhead and froze. The eyes weren't supposed to be slanted and blood red and an aura of fire shouldn't be forming a miasma around a woman, making even him afraid as the power behind it made his knees feel weak. Needless to say was that he cringed when she shouted; "HENTAI!"

The ensuing painful torture methods being used on his body within ten minutes are to horrible to describe. Let's just say that it involved a kunai and it being shoved somewhere tender…

Naruto's eyes went wide as he took out a notebook and began to describe and draw some pictures of Jiraiya's state. Kyuubi was still menacing and threatened to throw him into the women's baths within a minute if he didn't beg for forgiveness like the pervert he was. The fact that a certain bloodthirsty kunoichi was currently using it, accompanied by a genjutsu user as well as a woman who looked like a dog made Jiraiya beg for his life.

Never cross an angry woman…

A new chapter done on valentine's day! I hope you people liked it!

a new part for my Collection of Naruto ? pairings has been added... or at least i tried and noticed that the site won't upload anything until March the first.. which is BIG trouble in my book... but it gets me more focused on this writing... it would have been a .scene with Mikoto uchiha ( Sasuke's mom) and Naruto... its good according to a friend of mine who read it...

Please Review... it would cheer me up since i got no cards on Valentine's day... Any female reading this... please send me a review with a cheerful message... knoiwing that there are females reading this would cheer me up too...