Ok there is to be NO PERVERSION WHATSOEVER In this installment.
Have a happy day! :D
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Katara: Hey Aang, we need some food, I'm hungry.
Aang: Yeah, I'm kind of hungry too.
Sokka: (gnawing off arm) Hmm?
Aang: Hey! What's all of that banging?
Sokka: (Getting scared) Oh I so hope that there aren't scary trolls here! They are going to take me and eat me! Boil me inside their cauldron of EEEVIL!!
Katara: No, it's an earth bender! HEY EARTHBENDER! YOU HAVE NICE LEGS!
Haru: El Gasp! I have been discovered! I must flee, sexily! ( flees) (A cookie to guess what I quoted!)
Katara: Hey… where did he go? He was hot!
Sokka: ZOMG! She's finally over Zuko!
Katara: (twitches) Zuuuuuuukooooooo….(drools.)
Aang: Aw man!
Katara: Let's follow this trail of hair products he left behind! (follows trail)
Later at the Town of Whatsitsname!
Haru: Hello mother. Do you have that pink hairbrush I requested earlier today?
Haru's mommy: (takes a drag) ugh! You are the neediest kid! Get me a shot of vodka and I'll get you the brush you pansy!
Haru: I love you too!
Katara: (bursts open the door of Haru's house.) There you are Hot Earthbender!
Aang: (panting) Katara… why…run…so…fast?
Sokka: Holy Crap Aang, you're an Airbender! You can run faster than the wind!
Aang: Yeah... about that, Airbenders can't really run. We just snort some Crack; it'll get us hyped up.
Sokka: Wow, now I know.
Random People: CAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! (leaves)
Haru's Mommy: Haru? Were you Earth bending again?
Haru: Uhhhh…. No.
Haru's Mommy: Oh yeah you were! You are in BIG trouble! Take off your shirt and get the wire hangers while I chug down this Brewsky. (Swigs beer)
Katara: Hey, Haru, Why don't we get the hangers from outside? (Winks)
Haru: Oh I catch your drift! (Walks outside with Katara)
Haru's Mommy: (looking and Sokka and Aang) Hey, when did cousin Albert and Loretta get here?
Sokka & Aang: WTF?
Sokka: I get to be Albert!
Haru's Mommy: Yeah. That's you, Albert, you always had the same dumb expression on your face… Let's go have a family Reunion with my cousin Beer Cooler!
MEANWHILE…
Katara: Wow Haru, you are so hot.
Haru: I know I am. (sigh) I wish my father was here to drool over me too…. I am soo SEXY!
Katara: (sigh) I wish my mommy was here, she died in a firenation raid. She gave me this bling right here. (points to necklace)
Haru: OOOH! That looks FABULOUS! Yeah, My dad got sent to rehab, he was smoking pot.
Katara: Pot? OH you mean that stuff that Sokka uses to get 'buff'
Haru: Those are steroids…. They make someone manly and tough… soo... manly (drools)
Katara: Wait….. I used some of that stuff too. (feels upper lip) OH GOD I HAVE A MOUSTACHE! ( runs to the store to get a razor)
Haru: Yeah…. I'm going home. (goes home, walks in the door) MOM! WHAT'S GOING ON?
Haru's Mommy: (drunker than usual) Alfonzo, I told you to… get me a…. apple pie.
Sokka: ( drunk): How… many… fingers… are on…. Appa?
Aang: (drunk as well) ….2! (holds up 3 fingers)
Sokka: No! You….you... stupid head! (slaps Aang) there are this many! (Holds up 9 fingers) You….should be… ASHAMED!
Aang: WHAAAAAH! (cries)
Door: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Haru: Uhh… I'll guess I'll get it… SEXILY! (opens door)
Police Man: Yes we are here to arrest someone at this address for Drunken Living, Child Abuse and Prostitution.
Haru: Oh no, I must save my mother! Wait…. Yes I must save her! It was Me officer!
Police Man: Really? You? But you're so, Sexy!
Haru: Yes, It was me.
Police Man: (Flirtatiously) Well we've got a special jail for you, you bad boy!
Haru: Who knew doing the right thing was so rewarding? (leaves)
THAT NIGHT!
Aang: Ugh… I hate Hangovers!
Sokka: Yo, me too bro!
Katara: (shaving upper lip) Well it's your fault anyway!
Sokka: Hey… Where's Haru?
Aang: I saw him go with this firenation guy…. After he slapped him on the butt. It was weird!
Katara: (Drops razor) Oh no! They've taken Haru to prison! It must have been for his earthbending and it's all my fault!
Aang: Yeah that's right Katara! Blame yourself! That's the solution to all of your problems, take me for example! (smiles)
Sokka: So are we going to rescue him?
Katara: Yes! In fact…. He even left another trail of hair products! (follows trail again)
LATER AT PRISON
Haru: Oooh, so many sexy men, but I am still the sexiest of them all! (drools)
Katara: Haru! I'm here to spring you!
Haru: Katara you shouldn't be here! This place…. isn't for your kind of people.
Katara: (Gasps) Racist!
Haru: I mean you aren't allowed here, you won't be accepted.
Katara: Oh so your little 'club' can't accept our friendship? Fine you racist pig (chucks necklace at him) I hope you rot in racist hell! (Leaves)
Haru: Wow, that was weird….
Zuko: (walks in) Ugh… the things I have to do to get more workers. YO! ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO SOME HARD LABOR FOR A SCARRED FREAK?
Everyone: ?
Iroh: No...no...no... You have to do it like this! ANYONE INTERESTED IN SERVING ON A SHIP FOR MANY MONTHS WITH ONLY AN OLD GUY AND A SEXY TEENAGE PRINCE?
Everyone: SIGN ME UP!
Zuko: Hey, what's this? (Picks up necklace) It looks like… but just to make sure… (Smells it) Smells like, Obsessive-ness. Oh yeah, it's her.
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