Chapter 2 "Slumber Party Gone Wild"
As walked over to Tsunade's place, I thought to my self. Naturally, I was a guy so I respond to the whole slumber party as a way to chicks to fall in love with me. However; since I'm now a chick, especially an old one, I wouldn't know how to act! I mean, the whole time I would thoughts about fucking Sakura and no way would I go that far. Think of what Sakura would say if Tsunade was fucking her? I think she would be scared for life.
I finally walked into the home and was a little scared at first. I didn't know what types of stuff she would have lying around the house. Luckily, I was safe and nothing dangerous harmed me. There were tons of alcoholic beverages to last years! Tsunade must be a real alcoholic to have this must. I entered what I thought was her room and then I slammed the door. It was scary. Hearts, music, spinning bed and tons of weird stuff; I could tell it was make out room. Then I entered her actually room. For an old person, it was nice and simple. There was a comfortable bed, nice carpet floors and all that luxury crap. I quickly had to stumble for clothes, but suddenly there was a note on the bed, from Tsunade herself. She must have known and packed for me. She's a fun sucker; I really wanted to see how bad her stuff was, considering what I hear from Jiraya. I took the stuff and headed out again, but before I did…I didn't think she mind me taking a few bottles, just for the heck of it.
By the time I got there, I was dressed still the way Tsunade left it. I hadn't changed yet because I was afraid what I might see. Eww, imagine staring down at a big boob lady, more than big and then anything else that lady hides underneath her clothes, no thank you. Sakura had just gotten the door and gave me a massive size huge. I blushed, but I tried to hide it and simply said "I can't breathe," and then she let go.
"I'm just so excited you're here! You don't understand how much it means to me,"
"I'm glad to be here Sakura. So… who else is here other than me?"
"Oh, just the girls," As she turned her head over to Temari, Hinata, Tenten and Ino.
"Oh, well then, I wasn't expecting that,"
"You should no better Tsunade. I mean, do you think we were inviting guys over?" she said suspiciously at me.
"Umm…no…of coarse not," Sweat started to ooze down my side.
"Well then, why don't you come in,"
She walked me and I sat at the couch where all the girls were. It felt weird being at a girls slumber party. I've always wanted to come to one.
"Hey Tsunade, why don't you get dressed," Ino called out to me.
"Umm… sure. Sakura, which way is the restroom?" I asked nervously.
"Just down the hall," she said calling from the kitchen.
I stumbled down the hall way, caring a bag of whose knows what inside, of the drinks I brought. I went into the bathroom and closed my eyes while getting undressed and then some how pulled out the night gown from the bag and it wasn't a granny version. It had a v-neck cut and was a silky blue satin with a frill lace on the…v part let's just say. I walked back down the hall way and into the living room. There were snacks covered every where and suddenly there was a Kakore machine and a DDR machine, my other favorite followed by rock band, my third favorite. It was like a dream come true, in a weird way.
"Come on Tsunade, were about to start the Kakore machine," Temari called over to me.
"Coming," I called back.
I ran toward the machine and reached for the microphone. They started it up and I began to sing. Who knew Tsunade had a voice. I sang songs like "I Feel like a Woman" and "It's A Girls Night Out" and my favorite "Do You like Ramen" the spoof of "Do You like Waffles". They all looked me weird when I sang that, but it was worth it.
After that, I pulled out the alcoholic drinks and they were shocked.
"Umm…T-Tsunade, y-you know w-were to young f-for that," Hinata said.
"So, sometimes you haven't lighten up once in a while," I responded.
"Won't we get in trouble?" Temari asked.
"Not really, I'm the law, so you have to listen to me, well, not really, but I'm saying it is ok,"
"Well, if Tsunade thinks its ok, then I agree. I will take the first drink," Sakura said with a brave tone.
"No don't," the rest said.
It was too late; she took the drink, swallowed it whole and poured more. The others fallowed and the night got wild. Between the dancing, singing and rock banding, it was a crazy party. In fact, I think Tenten got too wild and started to strip. If I was actually me, I would have probably enjoyed that, but I wasn't. Eventually, we got drunk and crashed. We all woke up late, but I liked it. By the time every one left, I was on my way out the door and Sakura pulled me back.
"What is it Sakura?" I asked her still kind of out.
"Tsunade, I want you to stay. Please, I get lonely and you seem to be the only one I could talk to. Last night, you made me feel special and I enjoyed that. You're like a new person, one that I can be around, so please, stay with me,"
Her puppy dog eyes stared up at mine and I couldn't resistance. I mean, she was cute and adorable; I could just take her home and snuggle up next to her. I nodded at her and she jumped with joy. I shut the door and lay next to her in bed till we both fell asleep again.