Chapter 3 "A Life of a Woman"

I got up the next day, rested and ready to go. Sakura laid her head on top of Tsunade's boobs. She seems so pleasant, calm and gentle. Her little girl face made me smile, but I gently moved her head over to a pillow and went out of the bed room. I went into the kitchen to make a breakfast for us. It was the least I could offer. I scrambled up eggs, bacon and toast and cut up a few pieces of fruits for a salad. A few minutes later, Sakura got up and smelled the lovely ingredients cooking. She sat at the table and smiled at me.

I brought the food over and dished her plate up. I then dished my self, sat down and began to eat. I tried to eat like a lady, but my man habit came out and forced me to eat like a mad, craving pig. She laughed and continued at her small plate. Once we were down, she took the dishes away from me and put them in dish washer. She then sat back down and spoke.

"Tsunade, I was wondering, would you like to go to the mall today?"

The mall? Oh dear god no! I could see Sakura now trying to dress me up in frilly things or worse! Then again, I could give it a try. Who knows, they do say all the blondes have fun, which could explain my personality.

"Sure Sakura, I will go with you," I said and spoke warmly to her.

"Thank you Tsunade. We'd better get dress. There are a lot of sales going on and I don't want to miss out. I will be even nice and let you steal an outfit from my closet,"

So I followed Sakura back to her room and she ended up dressing me. It wasn't too bad. I plain white tink top, pair of dark blue skinny jeans and a pair of high heels, which was just as I needed. We left the house and got into Sakura's car. Who knew we had cars.

We arrived at the shopping jungle. People packed in stores like a can of fish, little kids running and screaming and worse of all, people fighting for a stupid pair of pants or something like it. People were dum; I mean who gives a fucking care! It's just clothes! You wear it once or twice and that is all you do with it.

"Wow, I can't believe how big it is. Seems so much bigger than the last time I remember. So Tsunade, what place do you want to shop at first?"

What place do I want to shop at? I have no idea. What place does Tsunade shop at? Old people stores? Porn stores? I have no idea where. Hmmm, I got it!

"Why don't you pick Sakura. You know the place better than I do,"

"Ok. Hmm, I know! Let's go to Charlotte Rouge"

Suddenly Sakura pulled me over to the store. Immediately, she pulled things off the rack and had me try them on. What was worse was she was in the changing room with me and there were times she would change and I had to turn away. By the time we were down shopping there, we moved to another store and another. I got so tired between changing and un-changing. I didn't realize how hard women have it! If the guys did this, they would know how they feel. Well, there are only a few guys that understand. Lee and Gai and then Deidara mainly. Homosexual bastards.

Finally, we got something to eat and I felt relived. Food made me happy and the best part was that I got to eat ramen. My dear sweet ramen, how I missed you so.

"Tsunade, I want you to close your eyes. I have a surprise for you,"

"What is it?" I asked any way.

"You will have to wait and see,"

So my eyes were closed, which wasn't easy walking because I still had the high heels on. I tripped and ran a couple kids over on the way; I think some how I ran over Sasuke. It's weird because this isn't his fanfic. He is supposed to appear more in luckygirl's "Wounded Love" story, not mine.

When we got here, she told me to open my eyes and I couldn't believe it! It's was Jiraya's paradise, but better! Naked girls ran all over the back spa area and people were giving massages and man it was the perfect dream come true.

"Well Tsunade, what do you think? I thought I owe you for being there for me,"

"Sakura… its perfect and thank you,"

"No problem,"

We got undressed and wrapped our selves in towels, the deluxe. Steam baths, massage, some wrap thing and a guy's favorite place, the spa! What guy wouldn't want to see chicks naked. In fact, I think I saw a few of the guys looking over, including me. Wait! Including me! That damn Tsunade it spying on me, I mean her, I mean err! I can't have fun without her being behind my back, but I ignored her and continued on with my bath.

"Well Tsunade, I'm glad you had a great time, but you want to know something?"

"What?" I asked as I slipped my pants on.

"I've always wanted to know, what it's like being a guy," She said truthfully.

A guy? Why would any girl wish that!? It's not like I don't mind, but the grass isn't greener on the other side.

"So… that is why I signed us up for a maker over, well, it's not permanent, but it is like the ones in movies,"

"Um… Sakura, don't you think you should stop and think for a moment,"

"It's too late; I made an appointment and were going to it,"

She was right, it was too late and she pulled me into the doom of the weird make over room…

To be continued.