Part 2 everyone!
Enjoy this while you can….
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Katara: Ok, Aang run this by me again, we're going to a possibly deserted island in the deadly Firenation to do what?
Aang: Oh just to do da cha cha with former Avatar Roku's dead corpse. And hopefully we can sing the entire Avenue Q CD on karaoke!
Sokka: OMJEEBUS! I LURV AVENUE Q!! When I grow up I want to be just like Trekkie monster!
Aang: And when I grow up, I want to be just like Princeton! (eyes Katara) And guess who's gonna be my Kate?
Katara: Britney spears?
Aang: Ha! No! She would be my Lucy!
Sokka: Lucy the Slut?
Aang: Yeah…
Katara: WHO cares about Avenue Q anyway? It's just overgrown Sesame Street!
Aang Sokka & Me: GASP!
Me: How dare you! I might just make that moustache of yours grow back!
Katara: (covering upper lip) No please! SPARE MY FEMININE-NESS!
Me: I will show mercy on you this one time Katara. If I wasn't a Zutara shipper, you would have been annihilated.
Katara: (bows) Oh thank you great emo pwnage writer!
Appa: Momo, my good chum, what does 'pwnage' mean?
Momo: Dang dawg! You ain't neva heard of video game lingo?
Appa: What is this 'video game' which you speak of?
Momo: Ugh, You ain't neva gonna last a day on da streets A- man!
Appa: (snivel) I know… : (
Katara: OH NO! The firenation Calvary!
Sokka: (gigglesnort) Silly Katara, we aren't headed for the Firenation Calvary! Calvary is on ostrich-horses silly-billy!
Aang: You're right Sokka! We are headed straight into the Firenation Navy! And they have all fo their firenation catapults pointed straight at us!
Sokka: Oh. Well. I think we should fly around in complicated patterns now.
Aang: Yes, yes, that would be good.
Appa: CHARGE!
(they fly)
MEANWHILE!
Zuko: Looky up there Uncle! It's the Avatar, the Monkey, and the Obsessed Maniac! They're flying right above us!
Iroh: Looky Zuko! There's the Firenation Armada, lead by Admiral Zhao, to arrest you for violating your banishment!
Zuko: OH! Looky Uncle! An otter! Let's watch it play in the water like a small child and forget about all our problems!
Iroh: You need counseling kid.
Zuko: Yeah yeah uncle. That's really getting old! Now I'm going to watch this otter while Fred Flintstone sees you to the door.
Iroh: What the hell?
MEANWHILE at that one island!
Aang: Wow, I'm sure glad we're here and not on an island with an active volcano… Oh darn it!
Sokka: it's Ok Aang. Just ask yourself, what would Stewie Griffin do?
Aang: BLAST! VILE WOMAN! VICTORY IS MINE! How does that help?
Sokka: I just like to see you do Stewie impressions! I mean, you do have the same little bald head….
Katara: Sokka, you watch way too many cartoons!
Sokka: Hey we're a cartoon aren't we?
Katara: No, we are a clever hybrid of Korean anime and American style.
Aang: Will you two just shaddup and let's go find Roku and my red pumps!
MEANWHILE
Zhao: Oh my god, you have GOT to be kidding me. It's that Freak in his little toy boat trying to break through the armada. God? Are you messing with me?
God: Oh you just wait until the season finale Zhao.
Zhao: O-O ok, I'll contemplate that and let zuko pass.
Zuko: Ah Ha! My clever otter-watching skills have prevailed me again!
Iroh: Sure they have, sure they have….
MEANWHILE
Aang: Who are you and why do you have a funny hat? Are we going to do a mariachi dance?
Kaja: Hey! You're the avatar! You must be wanting to party with Avatar Roku's corpse!
Aang: Wow, you know everything!
Kaja: Yeah, I know so much that I'll open up this wall for you! (opens wall) Let's go inside this secret tunnel!
Sokka: (twitches) I have a terrible feeling in my lower left arm that I will be hearing that over and over and over…..
Momo : Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Whoo! Dang dawg! That is ONE pimp daddy song right thur!
Kaja: Here we are… oh crap I forgot about the 5 dragon mouth lock. How are we ever going to get it open?
Aang: Wait… 5 dragon MOUTHS? I think I have an idea….
Later
Katara: Um Aang, I don't see how this is going to work.
Aang: Sure it will! My genius plan is well… genius! 5 mouths are stuffed with each of the 5 food groups! Meat, Vegetables, Fruit, Wheat and Dance!
Sokka: Everything a growing water tribe warrior needs!
(the doors open)
Katara: So, Are you ready to see avatar Roku?
Aang: (lugging karaoke machine) I was born ready! (enters)
Roku: (wearing afro) Whazzup my groovy man!
Aang: Avatar Roku! It's me in a past life! Wow, nice fro!
Roku: And you will have yours too, in due time.
Aang: Yeah, I was thinking of that. I heard Mike and Bryan talking about my hair for season 3. Anyway, what was it you wanted to tell me? Because I brought Avenue Q and my cha cha heels.
Roku: Well, Aang, let me summarize this in this poem… please, sit down on my hemp-woven rug!
Aang: Um... Ok. (sits)
Roku: Ahem. Year after Year the war's been ragin'. The Fire Nation, the one to blame. Sozin, a real foxy dude, looked up at the sky and said 'Am I high?'. There was a comet blazin' and a blazin' bringing power to the fireheads like weed. They lifted their hands, said 'Bow before me' and torched the other elements to ash….
Aang: Ok, this isn't making any sense. What are you trying to say?
Roku: That a deadly comet is coming this summer, and if you don't take down the man before it comes, the world will become a pile of ash.
Aang: Oh... Nice to know.
MEANWHILE
Zhao: Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Prince Zuko and a couple of water tribe brats.
Zuko: Aw crap. I knew this was going to end badly.
Katara: (drools) hello again sexy Z-man!
Zuko: ZHAO! PLEASE! TIE HER TO THAT PILLAR!
Zhao: I'd never thought I'd see the day when I took orders from you, but ok. (everyone gets tied up)
Sokka: Oh now look what you did you psycho bitch!
Zuko: hey wait, I didn't say to tie me to a pillar! What's going on?
Zhao: Everyone here who doesn't have sexy sideburns is going to jail!
Fire Sages: Hey! We helped drag your butt up here! We're going to jail too?
Zhao: Yes. Because you aren't sexy!
Katara: Hey! Zuko's plenty Sexy! He should stay!
Zuko: Uh… thanks.
Katara: now tell me I'm sexy so I can stay too!
Zuko: I'd rather not.
Katara: SAY IT OR I'LL PUT BRUISES ALL OVER YOUR HAWT BODY!
Zuko: Ok, ok, ok! You're… sexy.
Zutarians: WHOOOOOOOOOT! (Dance party)
Zhao: No matter how sexy you two say you are, you are not going to be free!
Zuko: Crap.
Katara: Sexy Z-man says 'crap'.
MEANWHILE
Aang: Oh no! Roku! There's firenation soldiers out to steal the love of my life, and Katara! We have to do something!
Roku: I know exactcaly what do! ( gets out Avenue Q CD.) Do you have the karaoke machine?
Aang: :D! ALWAYS!
MEANWHILE
Zhao: Look! The doors are opening!
(doors open)
Roku &Aang: (badly out of tune) What do you do with a BA in English? What is my life going to be? 4 years of college, and plenty of knowledge, have earned me this useless degree!
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It sucks to be Me! It sucks to be You! But not when we're together! We're together, here on avenue Q!
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If you were gay! That would be Ok. I mean cause hey! I'd like you anyway!
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The internet is for PORN!
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SCHADENFREUDE!
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There's a fine, fine line between love! And a waste of tiiiiiiiime!
Roku: Farewell Aang. I'll be back. (leaves)
Sokka: Wow, you just sang the Entire musical. That was….. long.
Aang: Oh look! Katara's crying because my singing was so beautiful!
Katara: (bawling) Z…Z… Zuko! Gnawed through his chains and… LEFT! WHAAAH!
Sokka: I swear Girl, I will hit you on the head so hard that you forget all about that dude!
Aang: Well. We need to get out of here. THE VOLCANO'S ABOUT TO BLOW! (leaves)
Sokka: Ahem! Aang! We're still tied here!
Katara: Oh puh-leeze. We'll just get ourselves out of here just like Z…. WHAAA!
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Finally! That's done!
:D
And P.S. Let this be known now that I believe that the Sozin's comet book is in fact a fake. I'm not just A Zutarian in denial, it just seems too fishy to me. And besides, it wasn't even written by Mike and Bryan anywayz!