Kyuubi no Kitsune
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... I really really really don't own it people! I would like to own Tsunade for a night of fun, but that would be if she were about 20… that'd be close to my own age and I'm sure that we could have a lot of fun… if she didn't crush my bones when we were getting intimate… hehehehe I think I'd learn some nice tricks from that woman… she'd be able to teach me how to give a woman a good time…
Now its story time children… all sit down in a circle around me and I'll tell you a nice story about Naruto and the green Horror! -cackles in glee-
The Green Beasts invade!
The first thing Neji saw when he entered the clearing where his team usually converged was a sullen Tenten. She looked at him with an I-wish-I-was-dead-and-wouldn't-be-tortured-like-this-anymore look. She was looking at their team-mate and their sensei, her eyes glued to the spectacle of the two who were looking at her with their eyes giving off that creepy aura that made you want to run far away and get them committed to a mental hospital where they would shave off the eyebrows, give them a good haircut and finally drug them into unconsciousness.
A shiver went down his spine as the two looked at him with their eyes somehow looking even more ferocious then before.
(Maybe I should have called in sick.)
He took a step back, his posture radiating his nervousness although his face remained impassive. He looked as his sensei and Lee came towards him with the weird look in their eyes and he watched as Gai-sensei got something out of his pockets. Neji's breath halted when he saw what the man was carrying.
A green outfit, just like the ones the green clad pair was wearing was within the man's hands and the glint of the Fires of Youth was really making Neji ready to bolt.
"MY PRECIOUS STUDENT NEJI! TASTE THE FIRES OF YOUTH! DRESS WITH US, AND SPREAD THE WORD THAT NEW GREEN BEASTS WILL ARISE!"
Now Neji was REALLY afraid. The normal psychotic behaviour he could handle but this was making him ready to bolt. The suit within the man's hands seemed to glow and Neji felt his legs moving on their own accord, wanting to get away as fast as possible.
He bolted, taking Tenten with him, intending to get as far as possible from his insane team-mate and their sensei. He ran, his pace erratic as he put as much speed as he could into it and thus he ran with a great amount of indignity, running for his life wasn't a Hyuuga thing to do.
He ran from the two green beasts and Tenten squeaked a bit as she could see the two in hot pursuit.
"MARVELOUS STUDENTS, WAIT! THERE ARE ENOUGH CLOTHES FOR THE TWO OF YOU!"
Lee added to that statement. "RECEIVE THE FLAMES OF YOUTH NEJI! TENTEN, JOIN US IN OUR YOUTHFUL WAYS! YOSH!"
The green clad student probably meant well but Tenten was on the verge of crying as she envisioned herself wearing that green abomination. She looked at Lee and Gai who were slowly catching up and said.
"EEEEK, FASTER, THEY'RE GAINING ON US!"
Neji did just that, not wanting to get caught by the Green Beast and his smaller clone. They ran towards the other training grounds, hoping to receive some help there.
Kurenai was currently in the process of giving a few tips to Shino about a possible strategy to use against a puppet user if he had to face one and then halted her explanation as she heard the sounds of running behind her. She turned around and looked as a Hyuuga was coming straight at her, jumped over her, a girl with her hair in buns on his back and currently in the process of looking frightened.
(Hyuuga Neji decided to capture some girl? I guess miracles do hap- wait a second… they're team-mates in Gai's team… and the little clone isn't with them…)
"KURENAI-SAN! PARTAKE IN THE CHASE WITH MY LOVELY STUDENTS! WILL YOU JOIN US AND PARTAKE IN THE NEW GENERATION OF GREEN BEASTS!"
She stood there, stunned as two green clad men were coming towards her. Her first reaction was to bolt and run for the hills but her pride as a Kunoichi prevented her from doing just that.
(Ah fuck it. I am NOT going to wear green spandex!)
She took the only acceptable option to her… she ran. "I'll see you later Shino… don't ever let them catch you…"
With that said, the woman got out of there as fast as possible, Shino not really caring for much other then the act that he would have more time to spend with his bugs.
She caught up with the fleeing pair of students and ran along them, knowing that Shino wasn't going to wear such a suit since it would obstruct his bugs. The trench coat that he always wore made him look so creepy that none of the guys would touch him.
"Has he been this mad for some time or are you just fleeing from another harebrained scheme of Gai?"
She looked at the girl on the Hyuuga's back who said to her at a hushed tone. "Gai-sensei and Lee-kun have been a bit strange ever since I came to the training ground. Now they're trying to catch us and put us in those monstrosities they wear…"
She shivered and Neji pulled the pace up a bit, the two raving lunatics behind them still raving about the power of Youth!...
Kurenai shivered as she imagined herself wearing the green training suit that Gai wore and knew that she would also need to pick up the pace a bit if she were to stay free from the clutches of the insane moron known as Gai, or He-Who-Wears-Spandex and his clone, lee or He-Who-Works-Hard-And-Wears-Spandex. Together they are known as They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Naruto on the other hand was looking at his sensei who was looking at him with a quizzical look in his eyes.
"You wanted me to peep on women to increase my stealth skills? What kind of sick pervert are you? If I wanted to see a naked girl, then I could have asked Haku to undress and show me what she has got hidden under her kimono... it's not as if she could kill me… Kyuubi wouldn't allow it and she'd probably get killed if she even tried…"
Naruto smirked arrogantly, Kyuubi talking to him in his mind and offering several suggestions as to what to do in the next few hours which involved sweating and straining the body in a...different way. Without the old man being present to watch, even going as far as to come out and have a real live session with her Naruto-kun.
To his credit, Naruto didn't even do as much as blush as he looked at the man and said. "I'll go find someone who can really teach me something, even if I have to beat him or her into submission to do so… if I can almost beat you, imagine what I can do to others…."
Naruto grinned as the old man gave him a pointed glare and then said. "Alright, you might be able to be of some use to me by making a delivery to one of the publishing agencies. The address is on the back and its not edited, although I've wanted to do some editing myself I didn't have enough time to make sure that it went well…"
The man thrust a booklet of papers towards Naruto who gave the man a look which clearly stated that he was deviant and though he would do as asked, he would still find some way to get something painful done to the Sennin.
She watched as the people dodged when she came at them, the cries about Youth and Power from behind her making everybody rush away as the Green beasts came once again through the city, trying to corrupt everyone to their way of thinking. At the moment she could only think of one place where she might be safe from any sort of harm by the Green beasts and that was the one place where they wouldn't dare to intrude since mostly women were there. Neji could pass as a girl with his long hair and the white eyes could be hidden by the hair.
"Follow me! I know a place where they won't be able to follow us..."
She whispered to them and Neji gave her a grateful look and Tenten did the same although Kurenai didn't have the time to look at their faces while she was running due to people needing to be evaded while running.
She looked at the road ahead and saw that a sign pointing towards the hot springs was there and knew that she would have to go right, at the moment when she was about to turn right she noticed a young man turning a corner and stand in her path. She was too fast and couldn't hold back her speed, her last thought before she crashed into the person was.
(This is going to hurt... I hope I won't be captured by the green morons…)
Naruto could only stare at the parchments as he noticed that the story was pretty good, something about a blonde man going to fuck some girl senseless after rescuing her from an evil Daimyo who had been her father or something and she hadn't wanted to have anything to do with his activities, somehow making the blonde man rescue her while she was being kept in a room where Shinobi were set to guard her.
He could faintly notice some heavy chakra signals moving towards him but he didn't pay much attention to them. They probably were Shinobi on their way to a mission and wouldn't be able to harm him, unless they were ordered to… he felt the chakra signature turn the corner and suddenly was knocked to the ground, a rather feminine sound being heard and him falling on his back, feeling some stones digging in his back. He got up and noticed the pretty Jounin, Kurenai-sensei sitting there, halfway lying with a rather dazed look in her eyes.
"BEHOLD THE GLORY OF YOUTH! GAI-SENSEI, LET'S BRING NARUTO-KUN TO THE LIGHT TOO! FOR YOUTH!"
The voice was familiar and Naruto blanched as he realised that the green moron was there, probably intent on forcing him to wear that silly spandex thing… which was NOT going to happen anytime soon.
He noticed a Hyuuga standing there and he said. "Come on, what are you waiting for? Follow me, I know a place where we'll be safe from the freaks."
He grabbed Kurenai's waist, taking care not to disturb the woman too much, he simply lifted her like she weighed nothing, something which clearly wasn't the case since she weighed appreciatively 49 kilograms, something which showed as her curves were very nice to the eyes.
She regained her senses after the hit and noticed that she was being suspended into the air. She lashed out with a kick towards the person holding her up and was dropped, resulting in her skidding across a roof for a few moments as Naruto had been forced to release her due to her attacking him on a certain moment when he was jumping to evade the Green Beasts.
The kick took him by surprise and he dropped her, letting her hit the roof he was currently on with a thud and making her groan a bit in pain. He looked at her and said.
"Follow me, I know a place where they'll never be able to enter… Neji-san, Tenten-san, this way."
With that he took off once again and she followed him, hoping that the place would truly be safe enough to shield them from the corrupting influence of the Green Beasts.
Naruyto's eyes turned into the Sharingan and he grinned and said. "I'll stall them for a while. You go to the Uchiha manor and all surrounding buildings and go to the room which is marked as Naruto's room. Within the manor you should both find my mom and ask her to hide you or Haku-chan, who's more then willing to make sure you're hidden if you tell her that I sent you. Kurenai-san, please go and just rest somewhere, preferable in my bathroom, undress and they shouldn't be able to get you there... For one thing I would consider it unyouthful if they peeked on a woman taking a bath… and it's also repayment for the fact that I dropped you on a roof, getting you dirty in the process, Tenten-san is also allowed to join you if she feels the need."
He shivered slightly as he saw a flash of green out of the corner of his eyes and felt the horrible abominations come closer.
"Go now! I'll hold them back."
"Your sacrifice shall not be forgotten, Uzumaki-kun. May you rest in peace."
Neji's speech faltered as he was dragged by Tenten who wanted to get away as fast as possible from the insane Jounin and his weird student.
"YOSH! WE HAVE FOUND ANOTHER BEARER OF THE FLAME OF YOUTH! NARUTO-KUN, JOIN US AS WE SHALL IGNITE THE FLAME WITHIN THE HEARTS OF THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS NOBLE VILLAGE!"
Lee's commentary was making him edgy and all that was his reactiomn was the slight twitch of his lips.
"FINALLY, LEE-KUN! WE HAVE FOUND ANOTHER WEARER OF THE HOLY CLOTHING! THE GREEN BEASTS SHALL GAIN ANOTHER MEMBER!"
Gai's commentary made his eyebrow rapidly twitch and a dark laughter came from his lips, as his body slowly changed. His nails lengthened into claws and a dangerous amount of Chakra began to flow through his body as the threat level increased for Gai and Lee.
They continued unaware of the danger they were in and were still talking about the clothes they tried to convince Naruto to wear.
"I vote for a special suit made from the best green I have. Another member shall be added to the gallery of Green Beasts tonight and his name shall be Uzumaki Naruto!"
Gai's tone was softer then normal, since screaming the entire time would cause more people to shy away from the noble cause of the Green Beasts, since it had been chronicled in the holy archives of the Green Beasts of Konoha.
Naruto grinned and his Sharingan began to spin madly as he began to think about the things he could do, while slowing down the world around him in his perception, allowing him to see whatever move Gai or Lee would do before they made them.
"Aha… so you are intent on recruiting me to join your cult? Well I'm aftraid I can't allow myself to be enlisted due to a small problem I have with a tenant…" Naruto looked down at the roof, grinning in a manner which wasn't visible. Gai's eyes widened a bit as he understood the implications and spoke in his normal volume.
"FEAR NOT, NARUTO-KUN! WHILE YOU ARE BRAVER THEN MOST AND CARRY THE FLAMES OF YOUTH, YOUR BURDEN SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED WITHIN THE GREEN BEASTS AS A FULLFLEDGED MEMBER! LET ME HEREBY EXTENT A HONORARY GREEN BEAST MEMBERSHIP TO YOU SO YOU MIGHT TASTE THE POWER OF THE GREEN BEASTS BUT NOT BE A MEMBER!"
Lee looked at his sensei and said. "Gai-sensei? Why can't Naruto-kun join the society? What is this burden you speak of?"
Gai looked down and his eyes began to tear up. "I AM NOT TO SPEAK OF NARUTO-KUN'S BURDEN, FOR IT IS FORBIDDEN BY THE ORDER OF THE HOKAGE! THE BURDEN HE BEARS IS THE HEAVIEST OF ALL, WHICH SHOULDN'T BE CARRIED BY ANYONE… THE MEMBERSHIP CANNOT BE EXTENDED TO ONE WITH THE POWER OF SACRIFICE, AS IT IS DECREED BY THE CODE!"
Gai and Lee looked at each other and then hugged, making Naruto feel very uncomfortable as they began to rave about the terrible burden and how Lee would make sure that Naruto-kun would spread the flames of Youth! To everyone he met.
He could see the Uchiha manor stand there, looking quite peaceful at the time of day. A few birds were chirping in a tree next to the house, making it look very peaceful. Neji walked inside, hoping to find some shelter, knowing that Naruto would be able to stall the Green Beasts, knowing that fate had decreed that Naruto should be the one to make the sacrifice.
A young woman looked at him and his company and said. "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
She looked at them and Neji was at a loss of what to say, even though naqruto had practically given him a free way to get in here.
"Naruto-san gave us a means to hide from Maito Gai and his student Rock Lee…"
Kurenai spoke up and Haku looked at her and a smile grew on her face. " Ah… fleeing from the green guys… I still think that they're aliens in disguise and that's why they wear those suits… but you can hide in here, there's enough room… and I bet Naruto-hentai has also allowed you the use of his private baths?"
She grinned, the term Naruto-hentai having been made up ever since she and the rest of the slightly dysfunctional household that they had somehow acquired had played poker one time, Sasuke merely joining in since his aunt prodded him to do it, threatening that he couldn't learn any new jutsu from her until he played.
Sasuke was newly christened Sasuke-teme by Haku after he had won several games when the game had turned into strip poker. Naruto had completely surprised everybody by making sure that everybody lost, thus leaving him the only one clothed. He had leered at her breasts once, that having gained him the nickname Naruto-hentai and some lewd suggestions from him as to what they could do… it must have had something to do with the ample amount of sake consumed by all of them…
Naruto watched as the sensei and the student separated and came towards him, a weird gleam in their eyes which unsettled him, the shine of their teeth almost blinding in its intensity.
A green suit was pulled from behind gai's back and Naruto screamed as he realised what they were about to do.
Making him look like them…
A new chapter after some time… SORRY! I AM SO SORRY FOR LETTING YOU GUYS AND GIRLS WAIT!
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