Kyuubi no Kitsune

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything else that may contain the name Naruto, including the city and the whirlpool. My own version of Naruto will most probably be someone who has a healthy dislike for Konoha, since I'm not really finding the village that alluring to live in… Give me Orochimaru for a sensei and I'm willing to let the guy use my body, how twisted that may be…

I really like Orochimaru and Itachi… they are SO cool!

Meeting with a genius'smind

He looked at the two evil green clad people who had forced him to wear this abomination. The green spandex fit him like a glove and he wasn't happy with it. The hug they had given him was making his skin crawl and he wasn't sure if it was his skin or the suit which began to move when he wished it. The green formfitting thing seemed to make him very restricted in his movement and he didn't like it one bit.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF! I TAKE A NAP FOR A FEW HOURS AND NOW YOU LOOK LIKE CLONE BOY OVER THERE!"

Kyuubi wasn't happy with this new revelation as her eyes hurt from the green clad form of her lover/husband/closest friend. Arashi was still staring, disbelief evident on his face that his son actually wore that damned suit. His mind couldn't handle the strain and he froze, no processes being made in the brain area except for a feeling of dumbfounded disbelief at the sight.

Naruto grinned rather dangerously as he could feel the last bit of his patience with the green duo had vanished and his Sharingan began to spin fast, making him perceive the flow of Chakra in their bodies, a lesser ability of the Sharingan which was handy in moments that you were caught in a genjutsu because the Sharingan could stop the flow of chakra within the illusion, dispelling it with frightening ease.

He began making a few hand seals, keeping a close look on the hugging duo and then whispered the name of the jutsu he had made.

"Senei Jashu no jutsu!"

The serpents shot out of one of the very tight sleeves and Naruto swore he could have hear done of them remark that he'd have to be investing in looser sleeves. The serpents bit down on the bodies of the two taijutsu masters and they both looked at Naruto who was grinning rather victoriously as the serpents had injected a venom into the body which made someone rather sluggish for the remainder of the day, unable to fight seriously for at least 2 days due to it lingering within the body.

"I have to go now, see ya!"

And off he was, leaving behind two taijutsu master who drew one conclusion from it. He was out to gather more people to join the order of the Green Beasts!

"NARUTO-KUN WILL SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THE ORDER! GAI-SENSEI, LET US CELEBRATE THIS JOYFUL DAY!"

The student leapt once again within his sensei's arms and crying his eyes out at the joyful feelings of youth! His sensei joined in, weeping about the fact that they got a new member.

"HE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD AND MORE SHALL JOIN!"

Then they both fell over as the venom had spread through their body, making them paralysed.

Naruto could hear their wails and he shivered at their tone, knowing that they were already too far gone to be saved. He liked Lee and Gai when they were slightly sane. From Gai one could really learn how to practise taijutsu since he was a master of that art. Lee was pretty nice if he wasn't giving one of his youthful speeches.

"I WANT TO KILL THEM! PLEASE KILL THEM FOR ME!"

Kyuubi was a little bit over the edge of sanity and closely tethering on the edge of madness due to the fact that they had been wearing the most disgusting green outfits which drove one mad if one thought about it for too long. Since the day she was sealed, she had always made sure that he would be able to save himself form any danger he might have been in, trying to make sure that he survived. She had been balancing on the edge of sanity and madness from not being able to influence the outside world and when he had met her the first time, she had taken a liking to him, even going as far as to allow him to fuck her every night or whenever he felt the need to. It was also because she was just a very, very, very, very lonely woman… who coincidentally liked to fuck Naruto's brains out, just in a manner of speaking.

He growled as he touched down on his bed, having gone over the roofs to his room and he hoped that very few people had seen him dressed in this. This was the only thing that he wouldn't want to be found dressed in. the gayness of it all screamed into his mind and screamed the same message to the world. Kyuubi was screaming, begging and pleading him to take it all off and just dress like a proper guy. If he did that, she'd be his pet for a month… and if he burned the damn thing immediately, he'd own her for one year, her having to do whatever he said.

He grumbled something about finally getting some rest before he tried to get out of the damn thing that was the crazy suit that Gai and Lee wore. The material was tight and melded with his skin, so it seemed. If this wasn't an enchanted item then he was a damn furry dog who hated foxes…

"DAMN SUIT, GET OFF ME!"

He was beyond angry at the fact that he had let the taijutsu freak team take him hostage and dress him up like them, burning his clothes in the process. He wanted to get rid of the damn suit.

"So they got you, Naruto-kun…" the voice made him look up and at the speaker who was currently dressed in Jounin clothes with the vest looking rather stuffed with scrolls. There was a diabolical smile on the man's face as he looked at his prized pupil and said.

"Seems that you really haven't tried to get out of it. Want me to help you?"

At the moment Naruto was sure that his sensei had gone insane as the thought of the man helping him while being schizophrenic.

The serpentine man watched as a myriad of emotions played over his student's face and grinned when confusion set in.

"It's one of the last things I will do before trying to possess your body, you know…"

The man laughed as Naruto fell to the ground trying to reach some place where it was all zipped up.

Inside the house there were only a few people and Neji found the solace to be soothing to his mind even though he knew about the Uchiha massacre. The girl named Haku had clearly stated that they shouldn't do much to the household or otherwise face her wrath, having used a few senbon to get her point across. Kurenai-san and Tenten had used the invitation by Naruto to use his private bathroom, which was coincidentally linked to his room and dubbed as the central bathroom too… the only thing that made Naruto call it his private bathroom was that he used it the most, always trying to keep himself in peak condition, working on his facial expressions a lot.

Haku had told them something about Naruto's apparent vain streak and most of them had laughed but Neji had seen the truth. He himself had used a mirror while younger to train himself to keep up a stern and serious look on his face at all times like nothing were superior to the Hyuuga.

Kurenai was busy with trying to make sure that her hair was well washed so that she might look presentable. The runaway from the mad duo had resulted in her hair being all dusty and dirty which made her look like some random tramp, something she hated with a passion. She looked at the Genin who was in the bathroom with her and gave the girl a small smile.

"Seems that Naruto-kun has returned…"

She had heard the sound of someone cursing about the damn suit that had been forced on him and hoped that the guy wouldn't be mentally scarred... It wouldn't be fun to tease him with it if he didn't go into seizures whenever it was mentioned…

"Alright then, please help me get out of this damn fucking suit!"

He was irritated and the one who had taught him several killing moves merely grinned and began to help his student out of the suit which offended their eyes so much. When he was done, a naked Naruto stood there, looking at the man who chucked the annoying suit into a corner, then acted with speeds which was only caught just in time by the Sharingan which was still activated due to the horrors not yet being fully processed by the mind, kept intact by the green suit.

Naruto remembered how he saw the hands blur and he felt himself be hit on several joints in his arms and he flew backwards, hitting the door to his bathroom. He could feel the air leaving his body as he smashed into something and he could feel his back cracking in several places.

"Never turn your back to me, or let me do something, Naruto-kun…"

Orochimaru looked a bit disappointed at his young student but the maniacal grin was back soon as he got out a rather long kunai and licked the edge, coating it with his saliva and said.

"Seems that there aren't many things that you could do against me… the taijutsu I taught you could be used but that's not really effective if you use it against the style's master."

He stepped into the bathroom, ignoring the females present there and his serpentine eyes got a look within them that creep out several of the people currently present, except himself and Naruto who had been seeing those eyes for a long time…

"There is always the matter that I can summon things, Orochimaru-kun… I might be able to summon the beast if I could just persuade it to go out…"

He let a small smile slip onto his face when he noticed that his sensei's face seemed to grow grim as the man no doubt remembered the trouble that the demon brought with it.

"Seems that if I summon it, the entire surroundings would no doubt be destroyed… but I don't think I'd like my mom getting crushed… I like her too damn much to get crushed and I don't know if she might attempt to persuade me from killing off the majority of whatever you manage to send at me…."

A confident grin was now in place, assured of victory over the man who'd caught him off guard for a moment.

---Kurenai's POV---

She couldn't believe that this man was really standing in the same bathroom where she was at the moment. This man had killed a few hundred people just for some insane dream of immortality and was now here, talking to the same person who had invited them to use the bathroom if they felt the need to change.

---End Kurenai's POV---

---Tenten's POV---

Orochimaru was standing there… one of the most dangerous mukenin… if this were a dream she could accept it but this was the harsh truth. She had always idolised Tsunade-sama for being a good kunoichi and being one of the strongest shinobi in the world and a female one at that. She had read up about all the Sannin and had known that this man was Orochimaru, the Snake Sannin and Nukenin of Konohagakure. It was funny that his last name was never listed, although she did have the suspicion he was born from an egg, like numerous rumours had said as was listed in the scroll where she had gleaned the information off.

"Ano, Orochimaru-sama? Were you born from an egg?"

The question took the man off-guard due to the absurdity of it all. He looked at the girl whose hair was long and blinked once…

"Born from an egg?..."

She nodded and explained. "There were some rumours listed in a scroll which detailed something about the Sannin, in which you were listed and there was a small note which stated that you were born from a snake egg…"

Tenten could feel her heart within her throat as he gave her a look which could have killed her ten times over and then a sound was made. Laughter.

"Kukukukukuku…. Seems like some stupid historian got the facts all wrong… damn fool didn't even have the gall to ask Sarutobi-sensei for the last name which had been bestowed upon me, nor list any of my living relatives… or my students…"

The man glanced at Naruto when he mentioned students and Naruto gulped due to a sudden dry throat.

"If you must know, then my last name is the same last name as my daughter has been given…" he grinned and said. "How was she, Naruto-kun?"

He looked at his student who looked at the ground from his sitting position and said in a voice which was low enough to go almost unheard.

"She's fine." Naruto suddenly looked up and said. "But I'm not!"

With a hand he pushed himself up and slammed a fist into Orochimaru's stomach before the man could react. It had happened in a flash and the man bent over due to the surprise of getting punched in the stomach by his student, amazed that his student had advanced so much.

"Apply some chakra to your hand, then put you're hands on his head, near his temples. I have an idea which may help."

Kyuubi's voice was heard in his mind and he got a brief vision about her sitting on top of his father, the latter bound to the ground with thick chains and Kyuubi tormenting him with a green suit, threatening to put it on him. She looked like hell, her hair all matted with sweat like she had been living in fear for most of her life, her body looking somehow ages polder then it was, making her look like an old woman, making Naruto's feeling for her take drastic turn downwards.

"Don't worry about how I look, just do it and I'll be able to turn back to what I really look like. That damn suit has got the ability to suck the damn youth out of someone and somehow transfer it all to the main people who wear it."

Without any further words, Naruto did just as he was ordered. A raging amount of chakra collected in his hands and he put them to the man's temples within an instant. Then all hell broke loose as images began to assault his mind as he somehow got a connection to the genius mind of Orochimaru was formed, thoughts being heard by his ears and making him think about the torture ideas within them, thoughts about his students as well as worry about his daughter being locked up by some sort of strange chakra which seemed to control most of his mind.

"AAAAAAGHHH!"

A scream came from the man's mouth as he felt how a foreign presence came into his mind and he felt like it was searching around, poking and twisting everything it came across. He felt the malignant chakra flow within him and sank to the floor, unconsciously releasing so much killing intent that everybody froze when they felt it.

The madness that was within Orochimaru's mind was so complicated that Naruto didn't see a way how to solve it without rewriting several of the memories, loosing everything beyond the time that his sensei had been a Genin. He wasn't about to take that risk, knowing that if he removed the memories by crushing them, he'd be committing some sort of murder against his sensei as the most integral parts of the personality would be erased and you'd have a thirteen year old in the body of a fifty-year-old. The thought of it was frightening him and he knew he shouldn't do anything. He sent some of his own feeling into the man's mind, using some sort of strange telepathy he had developed to talk to Kyuubi at will and projected them all at his sensei with the intent to heal the damaged mind. When Orochimaru-sensei had written the notes, he'd still be somewhat sane. Maybe something had happened to make him that way…

"Well it seems like he has some sort of chemical imbalance within his body, maybe something to do with that body switching Jutsu we saw… if I can guess what happened then I might be able to devise some sort of cure for the condition…"

That made Naruto somewhat surprised since she had never even shown an inkling of talent for healing jutsu.

"But you didn't study mental diseases, did you?"

The answer was puzzling: "Of course not! I know just because I know…"

The answer was so confusing that he didn't notice the taint of the mind beginning to try and throw him out, wanting to possess his sensei once again and without a warning Naruto was thrown out of Orochimaru's mind and was pushed away from the body by some invisible force, smashing another part of the wall.

"The memories…. They hurt!"

An anguished shriek came from the Snake Sennin and he looked up, straight into Kurenai's eyes, his serpentine eyes boring into hers, a glint of a dark madness within them.

"You'd do nicely for an experiment, girl… your eyes remind me so much of Shinichi's that I'm willing to just take you and experiment on them for a bit…"

He grinned and then received a wound due to a kunai flying past his face, making a small wound on his nose. He looked at the girl who had thrown the weapon and the grin didn't relent but grew bigger instead.

"So another girl wishes to become another test subject? Well I'm sure that Kabuto would love to try out some new medical jutsu on your body so I guess I'll take you too then…"

The man was clearly out of his mind since normally he wouldn't speak, just take the test subject and experiment on them without even uttering a single word until he had success or a failure.

"Orochimaru-sensei, please leave… I know that you have a mental problem and I don't want to have to kill you… you are one of the few people who actually cared about me… You were like a father to me."

He looked at the man, feeling sad as Orochimaru had descended beyond madness and into the depths of an insane dream which there was no return from.

Orochimaru looked at his student, suddenly looking somewhat remorseful. "This.. may be.. because I… I… I… I used the… the… I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"

The man turned from slightly sane back to insane and Naruto did the thing he would have to do: kick the man out of the house in a literal way. And so he did… a sweeping kick was aimed at Orochimaru's side and the man moved slightly sluggish, unable to avoid the kick entirely and was flung through a wall.

A thud was heard down there and some curses as well as some death threats were heard and they saw Orochimaru disappear, to elude any ANBU who were bound to notice that a house suddenly had gained another window, out of the bathroom no less due to a known Nukenin whose name was feared in all shinobi countries…. Feared and revered…

He looked at the hole and said. "How far you have fallen into madness, Orochimaru-sensei…"

A lone tear slid out of his eye, falling to the ground in silence. He felt saddened at the fact that his sensei, one of his precious people had gone mad by something with no way to fix it…

A sound from the other people in the room made him look at them and he said. "Don't tell ANYONE about Orochimaru-sensei… IF the council hears about me being his student, I'll be executed within the hour…"

Kurenai could understand that, him being the container of the Demon made him subject to the hate of most people in Konoha, the council members being the ones who had asked for him to be killed immediately after the Kyuubi had been sealed. Tenten on the other hand didn't understand.

"Why would they kill you if they hear that you were a student of that man?"

Naruto turned to the girl, a dead look in his eyes which made the girl take a step back. "Because everybody in this thrice damned village hates me, including the elders and Council members, just because something I was born with… just because one fucking mistake that Arashi-baka did and I'm suddenly the only person who has earned this village's eternal scorn… but I'll show them, I'll be the greatest shinobi there will ever be, the one who will stand triumphant over everybody, even if I have to sell my soul to the devil to do it."

He was now gaining a scary aura around him, making the woman and the girl look at him with some fear. Kurenai's fear was that Kyuubi was influencing its carrier's feelings and making him resent the villagers, something which was justified, while Tenten just thought that he was even scarier then her team-mates combined and although Neji didn't exhibit strange behaviour she was slightly frightened of him.

"We won't tell anyone…"

Kurenai's voice was a little bit unsteady and laced with fright as she realised that this, this young man had been one of Orochimaru's students, one who seemed to be the most powerful out of the two of them. Angering him wouldn't be a wise choice. He could touch his old sensei, something which would almost be impossible to do for any other person below Jounin or Sennin level. Only those at Sennin level could actually land a good straight hit on Orochimaru.

"Are you sure about that, Kurenai-san? If word got out that I was his student and have the Sharingan, they'll rip out my eyes and give them to some hotshot Jounin and then kill me…"

He grinned and his hand began to slowly turn into a twisted mockery of a hand, the fingernails lengthening quite a bit so that they looked like the nails on a claw. The fingers also curved quite a bit, making it look like the claw from some animal.

"You won't tell anyone, won't you Tenten-san?"

His eyes flashed a dark red as his eyes turned from the Sharingan into Kyuubi's eyes, something which frightened the two women. The door slid open on that moment, allowing entrance to Neji who was looking at them with his white eyes slightly bulging, a sight that the Byakugan was active.

"Move along, Hyuuga-san. There was a small incident with an old acquaintance of mine but that has been resolved now… see you in the finals… oh yeah, I solved the problem with Gai and Lee by making sure they won't be able to move for several days due to some poisoning…."

He gestured wildly, the offence of the green duo making him feel anger, having forgotten that he was standing there, no clothes on his body with two girls in the same room as well as a Hyuuga who was already giving him a look which clearly said that he was weird.

The girls did notice something dangling quite a bit, and it all sunk into their minds that Naruto was naked at the moment, with his… instrument in full sight.

"Naruto-sama… I think you should cover yourself up a bit…"

A soft voice spoke and Haku entered the ruined bathroom, making a mental list of what needed to be repaired. Naruto looked at himself, grinned and said.

"I think you're just asking me that to keep your image as the proper and noble girl, Haku-chan…"

His eyes looked at her, captivating her and a strange choked sound came from her throat, making it sound like she were choking on something…

"NARUTO-SAMA! YOU DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS IN POLITE COMPANY!"

She was looking at him with barely hidden astonishment, knowing that he knew that it wasn't proper but did it nonetheless… and who could blame him, looking so hot with the blonde and the black hair on his face…

"Of course I wouldn't… but the only people I consider polite company aren't there… sensei was thrown out of the window and Mom isn't here yet…"

He could feel something pulsing in his chest, some small surge of something which made him feel funny, almost like he was flying amongst the clouds of heaven…

Then he blacked out, landing on the floor as he lost consciousness…

A new chapter finished…. I hope you guys like it…

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