Chapter 5 "The Opposite Dates"

Author: Alright, before you begin to read, I'm just making a few statements. I'm all glad you enjoy this fanfic so far and been working on it lately so that the ideas and fans increase. I've stop mainly one of my fanfics for now to work on this one. I was told that my chapters are little sort and you must excuse me for this. I'm not a fast typeset. It takes me a while to come up with ideas and type them out. The most of what you read is about what takes me an average hour to write. Also, considering I try to re-read my chapters and makes sure all grammar, punitions, and spellings are correct. Also, if you find a word doesn't make since, I try my best and usually let the auto correction or ABC Check do its job. Well, that is all I have to say for now and please consider later dates. I may start posting this fanfic on Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Monday being the latest.

So that day I made sure to talk to Tsunade. She seemed angry at me for going on a date in her body, but understood when I mentioned the whole Sakura deal. I was glad Tsunade understood. Maybe Tsunade could do me the favor.

"So, you expect me to go on a date with Sakura?" She said, staring at her own chest that seemed to be noticeable due to the V-neck, silky, black dress.

"Yes and please. I know it may seem pointless to you, but means everything to me,"

"Alright, calm down. I will due the favor, providing you and Jiraya don't do anything. To tell you the truth, you have been secretly dating for a while,"

"You and Jiraya have been dating!!!!!!!"

This was a shocker. She always threw in the "I hate you" game. She loved Dan, but I could understand her reason. Jiraya was always there for her, even when times were tough.

"Yes we have Naruto. In fact, Jiraya and I have done it a couple times as well,"

I suddenly rushed to bathroom and barfed. Yuck, throw up. Nothing like seeing this morning and afternoon's meals.

"Relax Naruto; we aren't like some young teenagers in love. We use protection now and then,"

"Thanks, I really want to find out that I'm pregnant. Not the best thing right now anyway and next time, don't say that to me when you're me. It doesn't sound right at all,"

"Fine, now get going. Jiraya is coming. I want you to act like me as possible. Try to think like me in every and any aspect. Got it!"

"Yes maim,"

So I left and out came Jiraya and Sakura was standing right besides him. She was gorgeous, so hard to describe, it made me blush on the inside and Jiraya looked normal, but with a tux on. Nothing special.

"You look hot tonight queen of diamonds," Jiraya said in a flirty voice.

"Umm… thanks Master Toad Ninja," I tried to say back in the same voice, but it didn't work.

Suddenly, Naru… I mean Tsunade came out in a nice suit and let me be the one to say it, I look good in suits! My hair the normal style, the smell of Ax, even through most girls hates it, white gloves, and a lovely rose for the lady. Yep, defiantly something a gentle man would do on a date.

"Hey Sakura," Tsunade said in my tone.

"Hey Naruto, my you look ravishing this evening," Sakura said.

"Why thank you. Got to look my best every now and then," Tsunade said back, giving a smile.

"So why don't we love birds head out to dinner," Jiraya said as every one hopped into the car and not just any car, a limo.

We paraded in the car, seeing the lights. This wasn't the leaf village any more; this was a special place outside of home. We drove for about fifteen minutes and then a sign that said "San Yuri" or "Three Lilies" dazzled us. It wasn't the best name for a restaurant, but sure did have decent food.

"Excuse me sir, how many people are dining at your table tonight?" A familiar voice asked us.

"Just four of Kakashi," Jiraya said.

"Hmm, hello there Naruto and Sakura. What brings you here? Are you two finally dating each other?" He asked us, well Tsunade.

"Well, not really Kakashi. It's just a simple date,"

"Ahh, a simple date now, but later the kunai and shuriken will meet and produce a shuriken bag that will guide your life,"

Every one looked at each other and simply just started walking to a table.

"So Tsunade, how have you been lately? I heard that you have been telling Sakura about the birds and bees," Jiraya said.

Tsunade suddenly spit out her drink as soon as Tsunade said that, which was prefect timing cause that is something I would do and was about to do.

"Umm…well Jiraya, we have been going out lately," I said to him.

"Getting Condoms?" He asked.

"Jiraya, she isn't ready for that! Also, no we haven't been out getting sex preparedness stuff or sex toys if that is what you're thinking next,"

"You're no fun my diamond queen,"

"Oh shut up master toad ninja,"

I unfortunately saw Tsunade's expression giving the look to kiss him. I shook my head and she gave me the now look. I didn't want to do this, but I ended up kissing my perverted sage right now the lips. Talk about eww times hundred.

I didn't hear much about Tsunade's side of the date. I mean, it must have gone well. I heard laughter and other stuff. However; I didn't really want to be on a date with Jiraya. He kept insisting taking me to his house and doing some things and I had to say no over and over. No way was he going to fuck me, even if I'm Tsunade! That would be wrong!

So we went home or I thought I went home. I can't remember to well what happened next. I remember getting up and being sick and no I was not pregnant. I do think Jiraya drugged me and took me home with him, in which case… oh god no! Still, there was nothing I could do. Sakura tried to comfort me and I did hear from Sakura that "Naruto" called Jiraya and gave him a piece of "his" mind. I just laughed and glad she took care of it for me.

Later that day, both Sakura and I went to see a movie. Nothing special, a chick flick, some movie called "Twilight" based a vampire book series written by a religious chick. I'm not trying to make fun of religion or anything, just stating the facts. It was pretty good. Fans that followed the series got pissed and "noobs" loved it. Figures can't please everyone. Sakura seemed to drool over the vampire character Edward. If you ask me, reminds me of Sasuke, but with a fluffy hair style and he "sparkles" in sunlight. If Sasuke "sparkled", I could call him a pansy.

"You know something Tsunade, I wish my life was like that," Sakura said as we walked home.

"Why do you want a life like that? Our lives are similar to it in every way. Example, you dream of Sasuke. Bella dreams of Edward. You and Sasuke are like Edward and Bella and Naruto is like a Jacob to you,"

"You really think Naruto is a Jacob to me?"

"Well yeah, why you don't think so?" I asked wondering.

"No, I see Naruto differently. He is like Jacob, I admit with the fox and werewolf similarities, but he is kind of like an Edward to me. There are times…times where I dream of Naruto. He may not be a vampire like all the others, but his light shines differently. His heart is filled with pure sold gold, something Sasuke doesn't have,"

I started to cry. I didn't realize she cared for me in that way. She seems to hide it from me a lot, I can never tell. Is this what love is? This happy feeling, the person you care for feels the same? I don't know.

"Tsunade, are you ok?" She asked.

"I'm fine, just fine,"

"Good, because I know what will cheer you up, a hug. You need it,"

With that she hugged me and then we reached home. I thought more about me and Sakura together. I could and couldn't see it. Even if we did get together, would I remain prisoner in Tsunade's body or would I go back to my own? That fate I will watch and wait, but now, I will enjoy the time I have with Sakura Haruno.