Hey guys!
Guess what? One of my good fans Subaki-Chan gets a cookie for guessing where the Haru quote came from! :D
Yay for him/her!!!
I'm pretty sure that more of you guessed it before he/she did, but I can't remember you. I'm sorry, but you get cookies anyway!
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Aang: Why the frick are we walking through the dangerous and spooky woods when we could fly over it like we've been doing all along?
Katara: These woods are not spooky.
Squirrel: BOO!
Aang: AHHHH! DEMON SQUIRRELL!!!
Squirrel: Hey, you would be angry too if you were touched inappropriately by an old fire nation man!
Sokka: Wait, a firenation man? You mean there are firenation people here?
Katara: Sokka, when will you get with the program? There are firenation people EVERYWHERE. What do you think the entire concept of conquering the world means?
Sokka: … winning the world's biggest game of Pai Sho.
Aang: But seriously, why are we walking where we could be in the air where firenation people are not?
Me: Oh you just wait until you get to the Northern Air Temple.
Katara: Oh look, we ran into Fire Nation soldiers. What a shocking surprise!
Firenation people: Hey! Kids who are not firenation! They could not possibly hurt us in any way because they are merely children. But they are not firenation. And firenation is badass. KILL THEM!
Sokka: Oh no! We are going to die! Even though it would be really crappy for the series to end this way!
Me: …just you wait.
(Cue super-hero music)
Jet: Hello there beautiful girls who are not firenation! I am here to rescue you!
Firenation people: Aw crap. Yet another child who is not firenation, but he has hero music. We are so screwed.
Jet: HA! I would not screw you because you are firenation! (Kicks firenation ass)
Firenation people: Oh no. we have been defeated. But we can't die because this is TV Y7 so we're just going to lie down and nap for a while.
Aang: That was sooo cool!!!!
Jet: Thank you miss. I'll sign your boobs if you want.
Aang: Tee hee! ^_^
Jet: Hey do all of you babes want to come to a party later?
Katara: Yeah!
Sokka: Even though we are mere children and we shouldn't go into the woods with strange men, I'm down with it!
(At the party)
Aang: Duuuudeee. You live in the trees?
Katara: That is so AWESOME!
Sokka: Why are you chewing on that wheat thing?
Jet: Because wheat is one of the main crops that are grown in Oklahoma, the state of AWESOME. And I hope, by sucking on its awesome juices, that I will become more awesome, just like Oklahoma.
Me: I LOOOVE YOOUUUUU!!!! (glomps)
Zuko: Wait… I thought you loved me!
Me: Zuko, go cry in your little emo corner, you're not even in this episode!
Katara: Yeah, in THIS episode, I'm in love with jet! SO BUZZ OFF!
Aang: I'm in love with Jet too.
Zuko: Awww…(cries in emo corner)
Sokka: Well I'm certainly not in love with him!
Jet: You wanna go out on a date tomorrow?
Sokka: YES! :D
(the next day)
Sokka: Wow, who knew that walking through the spooky woods with a strange man I don't even know could be so romantic?
Jet: Yup. I'm just that awesome.
Sokka: Wow, the only thing that would make this more romantic is if we had an old man in a clown suit.
Old Man: GET OFF MY LAWN!
Jet: Oh my god! He's FIRENATION! Stand back Sokka, I'll handle it!
Sokka: Oh you're so chivalrous!
Old Man: I said get off my…. AHHHHH!!! (Gets the crap beaten out of him)
(Later)
Katara: Look Jet! I made my dress for our wedding!
Aang: HA! It's not even near as pretty as MY dress!
Katara: Why you…(They fight)
Sokka: Oh Jet, you're so handsome.
Jet: Why, thank you.
Gaston: No one is more handsome than Gaston!
Jet: (Gasp) You look like Firenation!
Gaston: No one looks more like Firenation than Gast… AHHHHH! (Gets the crap beat out of him)
Katara, Aang, Sokka and Me: (swoon)
Jet: Oh by the way, who wants to help me blow up a dam tomorrow?
All: ME! I WANT TOO!
Zuko: Hey, wait a minute! This is NOT how the episode goes!
Jet: You are just trying to ruin my plans because you are FIRENATION!
Me: Yeah! FIRENATION SCUM!!!!
Zuko: Ok, that's it. I'm writing the story from now on.
Me: I'd like to see you try!
Zuko: There are nachos downstairs in the basement.
Me: WHEEEE!!!! (Leaves computer)
Zuko: Now it's time for me to do my duty…
Katara: Jet! You are scum for trying to kill off an entire town of innocent and awesome firenation people!
Jet: You're right, I am a horrible and not near as awesome as Zuko is!
Aang: I'm going to castrate myself now!
Sokka: I'm going to join you!
Sokka and Aang: WE HAVE NO BAAAALLLLLSSS!!!
Jet: I must throw myself off the edge of the cliff, but as my last will and testament, I leave all of my fangirls to (jumps) ZUUUUUUUUKKKKKOOOOOOO…..
Katara: Hooray! He is dead. Now I'm going to tear all of my clothes off.
Ozai: Zuko, my favorite son! I'm going to take you back home because your banishment was all a clever trick to force your sister Azula into a finishing school for koala bears!
Zuko: I love you too Daddy!
Me: (eating nachos) Zuko! What have you done to the story!
Zuko: Something I should have done a long time ago!
Me: Why you… (we fight)
…
Wow. That was screwed up.