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Chapter: 26. (WOOT WOOT!!!)

Title: Back to Normal, for now.

A/N: Nothing much to say for now. I've changed things up a bit, if ya can't tell. Someone said I should start putting 'disclaimer' and such up so I guess I can do that. Although, everyone knows I don't own the things I write. Only the ideas, right? You all knew that, right?...Right. So I digress. Read. Review. We all love getting reviews, so why not practice what you preach, yes? Either way, review on here, send me an email at What ever floats your boat. Enjoy!

Things had finally settled down in soul society, allowing Ichigo and Yoruichi to return back to the living world once more. For now, they could live out their lives like your regular every day couple. With the ironic exception of seeing ghosts and slaying hollows, here and there. It wasn't that big a deal. As long as the two were together. At least, that was Yoruichi's point of view. Ichigo didn't quite mind seeing the spirits, but when they kept popping in and out at random, it only made having a sex life with the goddess impossible. Which is where present day brings us. Ichigo had been trying unsuccessfuly to change the shunshin's mind about making love at his pad. She knew he didn't have any privacy what-so-ever there. How could he? He had a perverted father, two sisters, ghosts, and KON! The first and last were reasons enough to carry their romanticism esle where...

"You can't be serious Yoruichi!"

"Come on Ichigo. Don't be so prudent." Yoruichi smirked as she sat on his bed. She had already un-buttoned her shirt, which made it very hard for Ichigo to concentrate on their current argument. Damn temptation! Though, it wasn't necessarily unthought of when he had a goddess as his girlfriend. And they had been seeing each other for a few months now. Since November. 'Thats right...' Ichigo thought a moment, staring at his beloved. It was already March. There goes the whole time flies theory. Couldn't nail that on the dot any more.

"Its good to be cautious when you have so many distractions!" Ichigo fired back after, mind you, gathering his thoughts and tearing his eyes away from the beauty before him. As if her shirt being un-buttoned wasn't enough, she was sitting on his bed in his room. Not to mention the fact the woman was very, very well endowed.

"By whom are you refering to as a distraction Ichigo?" The cat purred as she narrowed her eyes seductively at him. Ichigo felt his lower half tighten once more... God, she was just too irresistable! There could be no resolve with her!

"You know what I mean, Yoruichi."

"Its not like we haven't done it here before you know."

"And my father ended up coming in on us that time."

"Well, not during it..."

ALRIIIGGGHHHT! Was she just horny as hell or did she actually think that them having any sexual contact was an option? Ichigo sighed in frustration as he glanced around. There was no way he was denying her, who the hell would want to do that? But then, he saw no other solution to the problem at hand. He was a guy who needed his privacy, thrived on it. And now that he had someone else to share his immortal life with, he only wanted more privacy. With, of course, the exception of her. Yoruichi was considered part of his privacy. He did, after all, claim her as his.

"What do you propose we do then Ichigo?" The dark skinned woman inquired, raising a brow as she leaned back on her hands. Ichigo's eyes darted to her as he remained in thought. "I can't say that I'd be happy if we were to not be intimate. I could hardly care who saw us, as long as we were enjoying ourselves. Which I know I would be. You make this goddess scream Ichigo."

"Yoruichi!" Ichigo blushed as she gave him her naughty grin and throaty chuckle. The woman knew how to work him for sure!

"What? Its true, and you know it." She winked, making it that much harder for him to keep his control. And that was just it. She was trying to get to him. And though he couldn't exactly blame her. It was flattering to know he was wanted so badly, though, he wanted her just as bad. "Ichigo, I hardly think putting our intimacy on hold will make us any happier. Risks just make things better. And whats a bigger risk than trying to make love without someone barging in?"

Did she thrive on risk taking? Ichigo certainly thought so. She was alot braver than he when it came to this sort of thing. He wasn't exactly comfortable about sharing his love life with the house hold, much less ghosts. However comfortable she may be with her body and what she does, did not mean he felt the same.

"I just think it should be our business and not everyone elses." Ichigo sighed, taking a seat beside her. He hunched over, craddling his face in his hands as he spoke. "I don't like the idea of not being intimate with you either, Yoruichi. But I really don't see any other choice."

"THATS IT!" And of course, to prove Ichigo's point, Isshin just had to oh so suddenly, and randomly, pop out of his closet. "You two are young! You should be expressing yourself about now."

"Uh, what were you doing in there?" Ichigo clenched his fists, jaw tensing. Yoruichi took a moment to laugh before setting her face in the palm over her hand. The father-son quarrel was about to begin. "Were you waiting for us to do something you freakin pervert!?" Bang. Ichigo stood, near ready to knock his dad through the wall, down the stairs, and hopefully out of the door.

"You just had to interrupt the lady while she was undressing..." Isshin sighed, paying no attention to his son. Even though flames had apparently been rolling off the orange haired boy. "You have much to learn." WHAM!

"Your the one who has to learn something you freaking lecherous pervert! what kind of parent are you anyway!" Ichigo shouted as Isshin went- through the wall, down the stairs, and... CRASH. Out the front door.

"Really, do you have to be so hard on him?" Yoruichi grinned, knowing it was good to rile Ichigo up. It only made it that much easier to get to him.

"Like hell!" Ichigo turned, his anger subsiding as his eyes rested on her. "See, Yoruichi. We never know when we'll be able to be alone."

Nodding, Yoruichi sighed as she stood, prancing over to him. Slowly, she wrapped her arms around his neck, face buried in its crook. Ichigo wasted no time in wrapping his own arms around her, embracing her as he slid his hands up and down her bare back.

"Then what do you think we should do love?" Her voice was low, soft in his ears. There wasn't much they could do. Neither wanted to live in soul society, though, if they did things would be alot more peaceful. For the most part anyways. They'd have to deal not only with the captains and such, but the people as well. And they did know quite a few people there. And if Ichigo thought living with one pervert was enough...

"I don't know." Ichigo whispered, closing his eyes as he held her. There was the possibility of getting their own place... Ah, now they was an idea to settle on. Or at least, give it some discussion. "We could always get ourown place."

Yoruichi smiled to herself at the hesitance in his voice.

"Would you mind living alone with little old me, Ichigo?" She smirked, pulling back to look into his eyes. Ichigo laughed slightly, setting his forehead against hers.

"Not at all, Yoruichi. As long as you actually stay with me." He grinned, his lips a breath away from hers. The goddess wasted no time in touching her lips to his, wanting to show him just how sure she was.

"With you Ichigo. Only with you." She said breathlessly as they broke apart. "Though, we do need to find a place to live then."

"Your right. I happen to know of a place open around here." He grinned, pressing his lips to hers once more. And with that, it was settled. Despite everything else, the two knew they wanted to be together more than anything. It was about time they moved their relationship to the next level. After all, neither planned on being apart. Not in a million years.

A/N: No action, just a little bit of decision lol They needed to up their relationship, and can anyone honestly see them living at Ichigo's house with his FATHER? With ISSHIN of all people? The only way it could be worse would be if Urahara also lived with them. Yeah, that would drive me fucking insane. Plus theres Kon, that little plushie never gives up. Hm, wonder where that little beastie has been, aye? In anycase, enough of my babbling. I figure that I can put more development into this story if I have them get their own place. So, yeah, why not? Right? Might as well milk this fic for everything its worth. If anyone has any requests for any chapters, like ideas to put in, let me know! There's plenty of room to add some of your insane ideas... Just kidding, I love your ideas guys. After all, what would I be without you? What would this fic be without your reviews? Right? Right? Haha, so review please! Flame me for whatever reasons if you want. Email me, you know my email. And if you don't... ARE YOU BLIND? I sure hope not cause how in the hell could you have been reading my fic let alone getting online? Now THERE is a concept to debunk!

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