51. Lick- Bumblebee had gone with Prowl to Dinobot Island, and had wandered off on his own. "INTRUDER!" Bumblebee turned around and saw that Grimlock was running at him. "Whoa, calm down Grimlock," Bumblebee said, "I'm Bumblebee, Prowls friend. You know the bot that's always quiet but still annoying somehow?" Grimlock had stopped running and smelled Bumblebee; he stared at him for a moment, and then licked him. "Bumblebee taste…good," Grimlock said before he starting to lick him again. Bumblebee fell to the ground during the licking, and was now trying to get out from under Grimlock. When that didn't work he yelled, "Help, I'm being tongue raped!" Soon enough Prowl came into the clearing to see what all the fuss was about. "Grimlock get off of him," Prowl shouted. Grimlock stopped licking Bumblebee and looked up at Prowl. Turning into robot mode, Grimlock started running away carrying bumblebee with him. "Slag it, come back here Grimlock," Prowl shouted chasing after the Dinobot.

52. Luna- Bumblebee came out wearing a giant dreadlock wig and bongo drums, Juju was right behind him, also wearing a dreadlock wig, but she had a guitar. They started playing their interments then Bumblebee began to sing. "Here's a little song I wrote, I hope you take it note for note. When in life you get some trouble, but when you worry you make it double don't worry be happy. Ain't got no place to lay your head, somebody came and took your bed, don't worry, be happy. The land lord says your rent is late, he may have to litigate, don't worry be happy." What are you two doing," Prowl asked walking in. "Playing the song don't worry be happy to cheer LunaTsuki-Kouseinou up. We heard she was upset so we thought this may make her feel better," Bee said. "If you want you can join us," Juju asked. "I rather not," Prowl said walking away. "Your loss," they said as they continued to play.

53. Mistletoe- It was Christmas Eve, and the Autobots were celebrating the holiday at Sumdac Towers with Sari and her father. "Hey Sari, what's with the plant tied to the door way," Bulkhead asked. "That's called mistletoe," Sari explained, "When two people stand under it at the same time they have to kiss." That caught the attention of Prowl, Jazz, Blurr and Wasp, who turned their heads towards Bumblebee who was helping decorate the tree. The four bots then looked at each other and knew that they were all thinking the same thing. The four of them had a glaring contest, but stopped when they noticed that Bumblebee was heading toward the door with the mistletoe on it. They grabbed Blurr so he couldn't make a run for it towards Bee, and they kind of had to drag themselves to the door, making everyone who was looking think, 'WTF?' The four bots then looked up in despair when they realized Sari had beaten them all.

54. Octopus- "Hey guys, have any of you seen Bumblebee," Bulkhead asked. "Last I saw him he was locked up in his room saying there was something he wanted to try," Ratchet said. "I have the feeling I better go check up on him," Bulkhead said making his way to Bumblebee's room. He was surprised that the door wasn't locked, but was even more surprised by what he saw inside. There was Bumblebee, riding a unicycle, wearing a sombrous, and juggling five octopuses. "This… This is exactly what it looks like," Bumblebee said, looking guilty being caught doing… whatever he was doing. Scared and confused, Bulkhead backed away slowly, and then closed the door.

55. Toothbrush- "Hey guys," Bumblebee said walking into the room, "Juju told me this joke but I didn't get it. When I asked her to explain it to me, she giggled said I was cute, and then continued giggling." "Well what was the joke," Jazz asked. "My functioning is enjoyed by members of both sexes. I'm usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action," Bumblebee said. 'It can't be what I think it is can it,' Blurr thought blushing. Bumblebee continued with the joke, "In use, I'm inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly into a warm, moist opening. There I'm thrust in and drawn out, again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements." "Oh sweet Primus," Prowl said under his breath. "Any one listening in will surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from the well lubricated movements," Bumblebee continued. "When finally withdrawn, I leave behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surface of the opening and from my long glistening shaft." 'I can't believe this is turning me on,' Wasp thought. "After everything is done and flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, I return to my freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action," Bumblebee said finishing up the joke, "Hopefully I will reach my bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often it's much less. What am I?" "Please let it be you," Jazz, Blurr, Prowl, and Wasp begged. "No…it's a toothbrush," Bumblebee said.

56. Protect- Lord Megatron and his soldiers had won yet another battle, and they asked if they could hire the same entertainment from before. Megatron agreed, not to please his men, but in hopes of seeing that lovely young mech Bumblebee again. That night when they came back, Megatron realized that something in him stirred him spark in ways he had never previously imagined. But as Bumblebee continued to dance, the slight dents in his armor came to his attention. Megatron felt the anger in him rise; someone had dared to touch and harm what was his, or would soon belong to him. He longed to take Bumblebee off the streets and protect him from the evils of the cruel world he was a part of. He could keep him safe in warm… in his bed. But first he was going to offline the bastard that hurt his pretty little Bee in the first place.

57. Energy- "Sometimes I think that kid has too much energy," Ratchet said, referring to Bumblebee who has been playing with Sari for the past eight hours. "I agree with you Ratchet," Blurr said coming out of nowhere. "Like you're one to talk," Ratchet said. That comment went unnoticed by Blurr, "But don't you worry, I have an idea, he said running to Bumblebee, picking him up, and running back to Ratchet, all under thirty seconds. "If you need me, I'll be in my room helping Bumblebee with his energy problem," Blurr said before running to his room at top speed. Scratching the back of his head, Ratchet mumbled something about using protection, then left to take a stasis nap.

58. Angel- "Where is he," Megatron growled, waiting for his secret lover Bumblebee to show up. A moment later Megatron saw some head lights then noticed it was Bee. "I'm so sorry I'm late," Bumblebee said the moment he transformed, "I think the others are mpth…" Bumblebee wasn't able to finish because Megatron started kissing and fondling him. "Mine," Megatron hissed as he prepared his lover for their night together. Megatron knew that Bumblebee could never belong to him in the day time. As much as he wished it, wanted it, he knew he didn't. Unbeknownst to Bumblebee, Megatron would spy on him during the day, he would see him smile at all his friends, but never once did he smile for Megatron. And that was fine; Bee didn't belong to him in the sun. But this is the night, and at night he was his! He had heard of things that humans called angels, and that was what Bumblebee was to him, his night angel. He had dreams about him; dreams where Bee wanted him, where he loved him. But Megatron knew that the Bumblebee in his arms was fake; this one just let him use his body to protect his friends. Megatron knew that he couldn't have that one, so he'll take this one. "Just beautiful, my angel," Megatron whispered, kissing Bee.

59. Argument- "Alright clones, before we take down Megatron, there is one more thing we need to discuss," Star scream said, "Which one of us gets Bumblebee?" "I think any of you would be worthy of such a fine mech," Sunstorm said. "But I don't even want that Autobot," Ramjet said, obviously lying. "Good, because I am the only one of worthy of Bumblebee," Thundercracker said smugly. "What if Bumblebee doesn't like me," Skywarp cried, "What if chooses someone else?" "Has it cross any of your hard drives that he might not be gay, and would want to be with me," Overlord asked, pointing a thumb at herself. 'Oh slag, she's right,' they thought.

60. Lack- It always seemed as if Sentinel Prime got hung up on what Bumblebee lacked, but in truth, he was hung up on what he himself lacked: Bumblebee. How was it when ever he found something or someone he wanted, fate always seems to find a way to make it impossible? Some would call it karma but he didn't believe in that.

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Lick- I really have no idea what to say here.

Luna- I know that Luna has been feeling down, then I remembered this song and thought, there's a good idea for SLB. 'Don't worry, be Happy,' belongs to Bob Marley.

Mistletoe- I figured since Christmas is coming up, this would be fun. I can just imagine the four of them racing to Bumblebee, only to have Sari be the one who kisses Bee on the cheek.

Octopus- Just walk away Bulkhead, just walk away. Inspired by CrystallicSky

Toothbrush- I know I kind of give away what the answer is, but Prowl, Jazz, Wasp, and Blurr don't know it, and that's what matters.

Protect- A continuation of Emperor from chapter five. Megatron isn't happy about someone hurting his dancer.

Energy- I'm sure Blurr will help Bee get rid of his extra energy, and I'm sure you all know how.

Angel- A continuation of Secret and Hidden, I know that Megatron is OOC, but I think it works.

Argument- Star scream and his clones are fighting over Bumblebee, no duh.

Lack- I hate Sentinel as much as the next person, but I was running low on ideas and this popped into my head, so I put it down. Please no flames. Inspired by CrystallicSky.