I don't own Transformers Animated or any of its awesome characters. But if I did Bumblebee would nearly be raped in every episode.

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81. Calendar- "Everyone, it seems that our budget is running low for equipment and weapons," Ultra Magus informed everyone at the meeting. "If I may sir I think I have a solution," Longarm said, "What is it Longarm Prime?" "We can sell Bumblebee calendars," he said pulling out one that had a picture of a half naked Bumblebee sleeping on the cover. There was silence. "I like it," Ultra Magnus said. "Sounds good," Sentinel agreed along with other people in the meeting. "I can dig it," Jazz said, "Hey Longarm; can you give me a copy?"

82. Adult- Prowl and Bumblebee, in their new human bodies, were walking in the park, "These human bodies are awful," Bumblebee complained. "I rather like them," Prowl said looking up at the falling snow. "But mine is hideous," Bee cried out looking down at his body. "I think it suits you," Prowl said pulling Bumblebee in for a kiss. It was a quiet peaceful moment, but it didn't last. "GET OFF HIM YOU FUCKING PEDOFILE!" They broke the kiss to see some very angry looking people. "Maybe our robot forms are better," Prowl said. Bumblebee nodded in agreement, "Definitely."

83. Hen- Bumblebee was eight months pregnant, and Prowl was busy fussing over him. At first Bumblebee had thought it was sweet but now it was just annoying. Prowl wouldn't let him do anything by himself, even eat! He actually made a schedule for him for when to eat, sleep, watch TV, and play video games. He loved Prowl and their unborn sparkling, but he wanted some slagging freedom, was that too much to ask? "Come on Bumblebee, it's time for your pregnant yoga," Prowl said walking into a room. Bumblebee wanted to let out a groan then he got an idea, "How Prowl, the baby's kicking, come feel." "Really," Prowl asked forgetting about the yoga and placing his hands on Bee's tummy, "It is." Prowl started talking to the baby while Bumblebee laid back and relaxed.

84. Mourn- Shockwave almost fell to his knees when he heard the news. His master was believed to be off line, but that wasn't the cause of it. It was Bumblebee had gone off line when Megatron attacked their ship. Longarm went to the memorial service to play his last respects to his old boot camp buddy, and afterwards pushed Sentinel Prime to continue for Optimus Prime's crew and the All Spark. Bumblebee was stronger and more resourceful than people gave him credit for, he couldn't defeat Megatron but he could find a way to survive. But Sentinel blew off the idea of searching for them and just said that the All Spark was not meant to be found. Shockwave was thrown into despair, but he didn't show it. He had planned on taking Bumblebee as he mate once Megatron took over Cybertron, willing or not, but now both plans were not to be. But the Autobot part of him, Longarm, told him not to give up hope, that if they were meant to be together they would be. Shockwave let out a bitter laugh at that, but even so he continued with his game, pretending to be an Autobot and earning their trust. He just laid in wait for a call from his Master, and from Bumblebee.

85. What- Waspinator was able to track down Bumblebee and was once again trying to offline him. "This time Bumblebot die," Waspinator said about to land a blow on Bee who was lying on the ground beneath him. "Stop, you can't kill him," Mariah shouted standing in front of Bumblebee. "Why can't I?" Waspinator asked angrily. "Because….because he's pregnant," Mariah said saying the first thing that popped into her head. "WHAT," both mechs shouted. "Oh slag, Waspinator shouldn't have done that to Bumblebot while he was knocked out," Waspinator said in a state of panic. Bumblebee and Mariah looked at Waspinator in shock. "Dude, I was kidding," Mariah said giving him a look. Waspinator stood there nervously. "Waspinator know that, Waspinator was just… got to go." Bumblebee and Mariah looked at each other as he flew off. "Let's not speak of this again," Bumblebee said. "Agreed," Mariah said.

86. Queen- Grimlock had gotten Swoop and Snarl to distract Prowl while he got away with Bumblebee, taking him back to his cave. "Come on, let me go," Bumblebee said trying to get out of Grimlock grip. Grimlock did so and Bumblebee fell on to the hard ground. "This be Bee-Bots new home," Grimlock said. Bumblebee looked at him in surprise. He wasn't serious was he? "But why would you want to keep me," Bumblebee asked, easing his way to the entrance of the cave only for Grimlock to grab his shoulders, "Grimlock like Bee-Bot," he said trailing his glossa across Bee's helm. Bumblebee pushed him away, "That's flattering and all, but I have family back at the city, I can't stay here." "Dinobots can be Bee-Bots new family," Grimlock pointed out, arguing with ways for Bumblebee to stay. "Or Grimlock and Bee-Bot can make new family, Bee-Bot can stay and be Grimlock's queen. Grimlock king of Dinobots so Bee-Bot be queen of Dinobots. You be Queen Bee." Grimlock looked proud of himself for figuring all that out. Unsure what to say Bumblebee just rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Uh wow," was all he could manage to get out. Grimlock smiled and transformed back into his T-Rex form, lying down next to Bee. 'I guess I'm just going to have to wait until he falls asleep,' Bumblebee thought as Grimlock wrapped his tail around him.

87. Music- Bumblebee noticed that when ever music played while he and Jazz interfaced, Jazz's movements would match the beat.

88. Past- Shockwave looked down at the yellow mech he was holding down, his baby blue optics staring up at him in hatred, wishing they would stare up at him in love like they use to. "Get your slimily servos off of me," Bumblebee growled. Shockwave remembered a time when Bumblebee liked his touch, even begged for it. But of course that was when he was Longarm, he knew now that if he showed Bumblebee that form he would end up hating him even more. Shockwave wanted to have Bumblebee under him willingly, moaning and asking for more. He wanted it so badly; but he knew if he tried anything Bumblebee would fight him the whole time. He didn't love him like he did in the past; Shockwave would just have to get use to that fact.

89. Spot- Bumblebee woke up to his new mate Prowl licking him. "Does that mean you want to go again," Bumblebee teased. "No, I just love being close to you," Prowl said nuzzling him, "But that doesn't mean I'm against doing it again." They nuzzled each other when Bumblebee's stomach growled. "I might want to eat first, last night took a lot of my energy," Bee said. Prowl smirked, "Go ahead and eat, I'll wait for you here." Normally Prowl wouldn't like staying in such a small cooped up space like a dog house, but he smelt like Bumblebee so he enjoyed it. Bumblebee left and was about to enter the house when a big dog got in his way. "Starscream," he growled. "So, have you reconsidered your answer to being my mate," Starscream asked attempting to lick Bee. "The answer is still no," Bumblebee growled, "I already have a mate." Starscream growled. "WHAT? Who would dare to claim what is rightfully mine?" "That would be me," Prowl said stepping in, "And I'm going to ask you nicely to leave my mate alone." Ignoring what Prowl said Starscream turned to Bumblebee angrily, "You choose this filthy dirty wolf over me?" That caused Prowl to start attacking Starscream. "Stay away from my mate," Prowl growled. "NEVER," Starscream yelled. "Its times like this I'm glad humans can't understand us," Bumblebee sighed.

90. Cuddle- The thing Jazz looked forward to the most when interfacing with Bumblebee was the cuddling afterwards. He loved how Bumblebee would snuggle close, wrap his arms around his neck and smile up at him. Jazz would then wrap his arms around Bee's waist, pulling him closer for slow, sweet kisses. He just loved to cuddle with his sweet little bug, holding him for warmth, love, and affection; it just felt so nice. His secret nick name for him was Cuddle Bug; he only called him that in bed since Bumblebee would die of embarrassment if he called him that in front of his team mates.

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81. Come on, we all know how great those things sell.

82. Like I was the only one who thought this while watching human error.

83. That trick would totally work on Prowl; he would love being a daddy.

84. Shockwaves/Longarms thoughts when every thought Optimus and his crew were dead.

85. Mariah gets bored too you know, and we all know what happened during "Where is thy Sting."

86. Continued from Lick from chapter six.

87. Jazz wonders why Bumblebee has heavy metal playing when they do it.

88. Shockwave thinks of the past when Bee loved him; or at least Longarm.

89. Continuation of Mark from chapter eight.

90. Bee is Jazz little cuddle buddy.