Chappie 14

Max POV

When Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel had left, Fang and I just watched a movie. Believe me, you really don't want to know what it was about (it was HORRIBLE!). After a while I started to get nervous. It had been two hours since the mini flock had left and they still hadn't come back yet. Fang, noticing my paranoia, grabbed my hand and stared into my eyes. I looked into those deep brown eyes that hypnotized me into loving him. He smiled one of his heart melting smiles, trying to reassure me even more, although I was already fine when I was in his arms. He gave me a little peck on the lips and at that fateful (AN: Pay attention to the last word! It's important in the story!) second, the mini flock came pounding through the door.

Igster POV

I'm going to skip right over the shopping trip because that torture by shopping is something no one should even have heard about. Once we left the mall, the mini flock, led by me, flew back to the hotel. The other flock members that were with me were showing me the way back.

When we go back, we went up to Max and Fang's room, with me in the back. As soon as I heard the door creak, I began to walk into the room, or so I thought. Instead, a wall of mutants was blocking my way into the furnished area. Immediately, I began to get angry, but the photo of Max and Fang kissing on their bed Angel sent me was enough to make me burst out laughing. That probably wasn't a good idea on my part, seeing as a second later two very angry 14 year old love birds (literally) came barreling at me. At least that's what it sounded like. My assumption was correct and as they attacked me, my hard head bounced against the metal door knob. The last thing I remember is Fang whispering, "That's what you get when you mess with us, Ig." Then my world transformed into a world of pink gummy bears, unicorns, and me as a girl. Please, don't ask.

Fang POV

After we knocked Ig out, Angel and Nudge did a simultaneous "AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" I looked at Max just to find her turning her head away from the flock. Nudge, being Nudge, started to ramble.

"Shouldn't we move Iggy somewhere? I mean, we can't just let him stay there forever. And what if-" (AN: That was your Niggy. I really can't do that good of a job with relationships other than Fax. Sorry to everyone who wanted more.) Thank goodness Max cut her off, or I swear that my ears would've fallen off in the next second.

"Yes Nudge, we'll move Iggy, as long as you will be quiet." Nudge blushed and looked down, most likely embarrassed by her rambling on and on. I grabbed Ig's hands, while Max grabbed his feet. We hoisted him into the air, not being very gentle with him. We moved him into the closet, with Nudge, Angel, Total, and Gazzy giving us varied confused looks.

"This is part of his punishment for laughing." The flock burst into smiles, getting what we were doing. Max set him down first, and then I dropped him, really, onto the ground. She gave me a disapproving look, but I just shrugged and walked out.

"Can we show you your new clothes now????? Pleeeeeaaaasssssseee? They are REALLY cool and-" Just guess who that was.

"NUDGE! Fine, show us our clothes now." She squealed and excitedly scurried off to go get the clothes. I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach, and any boy new my instincts will serve me well in this situation.

Angel POV

As Nudge brought out the fake clothes for the new love birds, our plan was set into action. She showed Fang his hot pink shirt that stated "Tough guys wear pink", along with his new red converse and khaki shorts. Even though Fang was unemotional most times, this time his jaw dropped open wide, his eyes burning with rage. Max, on the other hand, was covering her mouth to hide the laughter. She wouldn't be laughing for long. After the unveiling of Mr. Elmo's (AN: Sorry, I just had to put that in there.) clothes. The chatter box girl went to retrieve Max's clothes. As she held up the top, Max immediately shut up, hoping that it wasn't hers. Knowing that it was hers, Fang sat down, now hiding his OWN fit of giggles. It just got worse as Nudge held up the dark denim mini skirt that went alongside the high heeled peep toe, fire truck red heels. To pull the out fit together, there was a gold belt. Just when I thought that Max was about to start exploding, Fang saved us from her rampage.

"Max, calm down." She closed her eyes and released her hands from their coiled positions at her sides.

"Ok. Here's the deal: If Max wears those clothes, then I'll wear my clothes. Deal?" If I get to see Fang in pink, then what's the big deal with having to wear girl clothes for once? I projected the thought into her mind.

"ONLY this once. Got it?" She asked us. We nodded our heads in anticipation. She grabbed her clothes and stalked off towards the restroom, while Fang grabbed his and went to Gazzy and Iggy's room to change.

Nudge chattered on about how good Max would look, and other random stuff, while I read Max and Fang's minds.

I wonder how Max will look in those girly clothes. If these are the clothes that I'm going to have to wear from now on, I will be so pissed! Fang thought.

I can't believe that I agreed to this! Why did I agree to wear these heels? I can't even walk in them! And a mini skirt! Max thought.

Where am I? Hang on, how can I see these coats? How can I see at all?

Whose thoughts were those? I wondered. Just as those thoughts flooded my mind, Max and Fang marched out of their changing areas, and Iggy stumbled out of the closet, eyes wide open. What was going on with him?

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