Chapter 3: What the Hell does she want?

A/N- Ok guys, so here is where I'm making the change. I decided that the whole smelling salt thing was too out there, so I just took it out. I promise there will be a better surprise coming! Hope it works for you all, let me know what you think!!!

Disclaimer: No really, I don't own Twilight.

EPOV

"Oh Edward..." I heard again in my head. Uh-oh... I knew that voice... It was Rosalie. What was the hell does here? Carlisle hadn't asked for anything from the hospital, I should have known she was bluffing, Rosalie would never do anything to help my Bella.

"Alice, what is Rosalie doing here?" I asked quietly, trying to keep the anger out of my voice.

"I don't know, I don't see anything. Can't you hear her?"

"No, she's blocking me with pictures of Emmett ... ugh" I pinched the bridge of my nose. "Well I better go see what she's up to, be right back"

"Ok, but hurry Carlisle is almost ready to wake Bella up." Alice said excitedly I started running towards the forest next to Bella's house where I'd "heard" Rosalie. She was leaning against a tree waiting for me. I noticed something shiny in her hand, but paid no attention to it. Rosalie has lots of shiny jewelry, it could be anything, and I really didn't care anyways. This couldn't be a good sign that she was waiting for me..

"Hello Edward" she said sweetly. Oh crap this was going to be bad.. "Rosalie." Wince. "Will you please stop picturing Emmett like that and tell me what you want?" I tried to keep my voice as even as I could but the mental pictures were too much, so the last bit almost turned into a snarl.

"Relax Eddie, I just wanted to___"

"She's ready!!"

"Enough Rose, lets get back, Alice says its time" I didn't wait for a response I just threw myself forward as fast as I could go...

APOV(during Edwards and Rosalie's little chat)

"Ok Esme! Let's find the perfect outfit for Bella!" I was so excited that I finally got to dress Bella without her complaining!!!! Yay me! (A/N- yes I know, Alice probably wouldn't say this, but I thought it fit and was funny.) I had recovered plenty by now and Carlisle had cleaned Bella up so that Esme and I could get her dressed. Yay!!!

"Alice, she's going to be going to bed. Just a simple pair of pajamas is all she needs. I think I saw her sweatpants and shirt in the bathroom." Esme said maternally pointing towards the door.

"But ES-ME..." I whined in my most whiney voice "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Bella never lets me dress her; this is the only time I'll ever get to do this with her not complaining...PLEASE?????? PLEASE ES-ME???" I pleaded with all my persuasion.

"NO Alice, Bella has been through enough tonight, without her waking up surrounded by us all dolled up and no clue why. Go grab her pajamas Alice and that's the end of it!" She said sternly.

"Fine" I grumbled and stalked off at human speed to the bathroom. Just as I grabbed the disgusting holey sweats and shirt that Bella called pajamas. I dressed her quickly and then ran downstairs to get the rest of the family. "She's ready!" I chimed at Edward in my head, as I said it aloud to the rest.

"Finally" Edward practically shouted as he and Rosalie ran into the yard. I snorted at him, he gave me a look and then mouthed "Thank you"

"No problem, I love Bella too you know" I thought to him. He nodded and then started into the house. Carlisle gave me a questioning look; I just smiled and nodded at him to follow Edward. Esme followed Carlisle and I kissed Jasper as he took my hand, and then we followed the rest of our family into the house. Esme grabbed Charlie from the couch and we all headed upstairs to Bella's bed room.

I could tell that Edward was itching to run to Bella and hold her in his arms as she woke up, but he had to hold onto the charade for Charlie. We all stood around the bed, Charlie, Edward, and Carlisle at the head of her bed. Charlie and Edward held Bella's hands and stroked her cheeks as Carlisle got the salts ready.

"Are you ready Charlie?" Carlisle asked in his most calm and professional voice.

"Yes, Carlisle. I can never thank you enough for what you've done for Bella" He answered in a gruff voice. Carlisle patted Charlie's shoulder and then took the cap off the first smelling salt. We all held our breath as Carlisle placed the salt under Bella's nose. Edward gripped her hand harder as Bella moaned. She opened her eyes and gasped...

Dun-Dun-Duh!

A/N- Well I hope you guys enjoyed that. There will be a major surprise next chapter so REVIEW!!! And give me ideas and you will get a wonderful New Years gift. I will be up all night, maybe writing for you if you guy review.... So Happy New Year! Thanks for your support; I hope you liked this chapter!!