10 Things I Hate About You
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Chapter 4
The late bell rang and everyone was seated in the classroom.
"Okay, so what did you guys think of 'The Sun Also Rises'?" Mr. Hatchet asked. One hand shot up in the class and he pointed to her.
"I loved it. It was so romantic!" the local wannabee Beth proclaimed.
"Romantic? Hemmingway was an abusive alcoholic who wandered half of his life hanging around Picasso, trying to pick up his left-overs." Gwen protested.
"As opposed to a bitter hag who has no friends?" Justin rudely pointed out.
"I suppose that being an a-hole like you in modern society makes you worthy of our time," Gwen rebutted. The class filled with Oo's at this comment.
"Both of you, quite! Justin, one day, your going to get (w)itch slapped, and I'm not going to do a thing about it! Do you understand maggot?!"
"Sir yes sir!" Justin responded, frightened.
"And as for you," Mr. Hatchet said while pointing at Gwen, "Go to the office! You're pissing me off!" Gwen pushed herself forward.
"Are you serious?" Mr. Hatchet threw his hands onto his desk.
"Do I not look serious to you?"
Gwen scoffed and grabbed her bag as she stood up. On her way out she hit Justin with her book bag. A boy in the corner chuckled at this. Justin turned around to face him.
"You think that was funny Verona?" The boy smiled at him.
"Yea. It was."
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Courtney vigorously tapped her foot while sitting on the outdoor bench. Duncan entered the field and walked pass Courtney. She jumped up and walked to him.
"Hey, you're late!" Duncan turned to her and smiled.
"Why did you miss me?" Courtney crossed her arms.
"Save the charm for a girl you could actually get," Courtney said as she scrambled through her bag. "Are you sure you know how to baton twirl?"
"It's just like tossing a gun around," Duncan said as he got out the two batons, "You know, except it's lighter and easier to toss. So yea, I know."
Duncan demonstrated how to twirl a baton, and he miserably failed and it landed on his head. Courtney laughed so hard that she fell on the floor. After a few more rounds, Courtney's phone began to ring. She picked it up, talked for a quick minute, and then hung up.
"I've got to go. My dad's a very… strict person," Courtney said as she packed up her stuff.
"Okay. Maybe we could pick this up, at dinner?" Duncan asked.
"Gosh, I would love to, but I can't date until me sister gets a boyfriend," Courtney sarcastically said.
"What if I could find a guy to date your sister? Would you date me then?" Duncan asked. Courtney was about to claim it as an impossibility, but then realized, if he did find Gwen a guy, she could date Justin.
"Then, I guess I would go out on a date with you," Courtney lied.
"Then it's settled," Duncan said with a simple smile. "I'll get your sis a boy-toy, no problem."
"Good luck with that," Courtney said as she left.