A/N- Well I have decided to grace you all with another chapter even though I only got ideas from three people. Thank you to Jessica-Marie Cullen and Jayleen-Whitlock-Hale-Cullen!!! So here it Chapter 9, Reviews please!!!

Chapter 9:

Disclaimer: the name says it all doesn't it? I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER OWN TWILIGHT!

EPOV:

"Hey, Bells!" Jacob greeted my love excitedly. "Le—Cullens" Jacob started to say catching himself. "Now what shall we do?" he contemplated, grinning mischievously. I snarled as his thoughts registered in my mind...

"Hi Jake" Bella said, returning the greeting half heartedly. I squeezed her waist gently and smiled down at her; she blushed and looked back towards Jacob.

"Jacob…" I growled.

"Relax bloodsucker, I got this under control. Soooo Emmett, ready for a day of Pack filled fun?" Jacob said, grinning mischievously at the last part.

"Let's just get this over with" Emmett responded in a low voice.

"Be fair Jacob." Bella warned I loved that she felt so close to my family. It made my smile widen in pleasure, I kissed the top of her head softly.

"Sure sure Bells. Now bloodsucker, item number one; you will refer to me as one of three things for the remainder of your sentence: King Jacob, Your majesty, sire, and"

"*cough* sunshine mutt *cough*" I added, smirking to myself.

"What was that Edward?" Bella asked me, slightly irked that she couldn't always hear what I said.

"Nothing Bella."

"And lastly, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted" a baleful glare in my direction "or master. And you must refer to me in one of these terms whenever you talk to me. Got it leech?" Emmett growled lowly before answering.

"Yes, Master" he spit, curtsying to emphasis the stupidity. This had Bella and I cracking up.

"Let's get to work oh slave of mine!" Jacob called cheerily while motioning us to follow him out to his car. Bella lead the way with Emmett bringing up the rear.

"I'll meet you back at the house..." Alice told me via her thoughts. I shot her a questioning look but just nodded as her thoughts registered in my head.

"I don't want to get dirty... You'll see what I mean soon enough!" And with that she told Charlie good bye gave Bella a quick peck on the cheek and waves goodbye to Emmett and I, shooting Emmett a warning look before climbing into the Volvo and speeding off towards out house.

"Where are we going Jake?" Bella asked I was thankful to her that I didn't have to speak to the retch myself. I didn't know how long I was going to be able to watch him lord over Emmett, even if Emmett DID deserve it. This went against all of my instincts, but I really wanted Emmett to pay for putting my Bella in danger.

"Back to my house…" He said quickly, running to the passenger seat of his Rabbit. He pointed at Emmett and then motioned for him to take the wheel as Bella and I climbed in the back seat.

"Mutt, I mean King Jacob…" Emmett said with disgust "You do realize that you're making me breach the treaty correct?"

"I talked it over with Sam, and he agrees that in the interest of showing you leeches your place, this one time would be ok." Jacob jeered, glaring at me. I growled lowly, hugging Bella into my side. "Off we go, chauffeur!" Jacob said snapping his fingers.

"I'll snap your little neck wolf…" Emmett grumbled under his breath. I laughed silently, and settled in for the ride. Maybe this would be a good thing; I could get the lay of the land in case it did ever come to a fight with the wolves. My thoughts were interrupted by the most pleasant of feelings. Bella's soft index finger was touching my lips.

"What are you thinking about?" She asked worriedly.

"Just wondering what La Push will look like." I lied. "This is the first time I've been there in 80 odd years." I told her, grinning.

"And it will be the last time, for all eternity." Jacob said sternly. "This is a onetime thing, got it bloodsucker?" He told me, turning around to enforce his words with a worried glare.

"Oh I know pup." I said smoothly tapping my forehead. Bella grimaced, the tension palpable in the air between us.

"We've arrived, sir." Emmett snarled. Jacob gestured that he should open our doors. Emmett huffed but got swiftly out of the car and had all of our doors open in 5 seconds.

"Wow…." Bella gawked at Emmett. She shook her head and then stumbled out the door behind me. I put my arm around her to steady her. She smiled at me gratefully. I sighed and then started after Jacob and Emmett who had started into his little house. Emmett snorted in distaste at the door. To my surprise Bella smacked his shoulder, and glared at him. I laughed, and pulled Bella through the door before she could smack me too.

The room was small, with a simple worn sofa and TV in the corner. Jacob led us past the tiny kitchen to a closet sized room with a double bed that stretched corner to corner in both directions. I caught a whiff of something even more disgusting that the werewolf stench I was beginning to become accustomed to (against my will and instincts). I plugged my nose just as I Bella appeared to have caught the scent.

"What is THAT Jake? It's disgusting!!" Bella practically yelled. Jacob just smiled.

"That honey, is what my dear leech slave here gets to find out. Your task for the day is to clean my house from top to bottom, in one day at human speed! Oh and it has to be spotless ok cause I promised Billy…. He doesn't know about this whole arrangement..." Jacob trailed off, grinning sheepishly at Bella.

"Ew Jake… And what are we supposed to do while Emmett cleans?" She said petulantly. He laughed at her expression, just a second before I was about to. That unnerved me, the dog and I on the same wave length... ugh...

"Well… Edward could help and WE could go ride our bikes or take a swim." Jacob said suggestively

"Jaaaaake..." Bella groaned

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" I snarled at him, pulling Bella behind me. "You are not taking her anywhere!" I growled again.

"Sure sure, it was just a suggestion. Why don't we, uh, go watch some TV while steroid McGee here gets to work?" He tried again.

"Bella needs something to eat first" I said persuasively.

"I'm fine Edward!" she groaned.

"No your bloodsucker is right Bella. You look pale; let's get you something to eat. I think there's some left over Ragu from last night." He said to her grabbing her hand and grinning apologetically at his poor accommodations. I let Jacob pull Bella into the kitchen, assuring myself via his thoughts that she was safe.

"I'll be right there Bella, I need to discuss something with Emmett first." I told her soothingly when she turned back to me with a worried expression.

"What now?" Emmett groaned at me.

"Let's just get through this Emmett; Carlisle wouldn't be very happy with us if we started a war with the wolves today; especially after all that effort last spring."

"Fine. I'll be good. Now get out of here so I can clean sir mutt's disgusting room." I laughed at his tone, and then suddenly a huge grin spread over my face as I heard Emmett's plan. He eyed me meaningfully and I nodded back still grinning. I smoothed my face as I walked back to the kitchen so as not to alert Jacob or Bella.

Bella was sitting in the chair next to Jacob on the far side of the tiny kitchen table. She was staring sullenly at the small bowl of noodles with what I assumed was Ragu sauce on it, that she was slowly consuming. I grimaced at the un-appetizing meal. Jacob glowered at me, his thoughts the only thing alerting me to his embarrassment at his meager accommodations. I scraped the chair opposite her across the floor gently to alert her of my pretense. Her head jerked up and that smile I loved so much spread across her flushed face. Wait, why was she blushing? I smother my curiosity and instead turned to Jacob.

"Emmett will be no problem, just leave him to it Jacob and it'll get done." I told him, my voice only slightly strained with the displeasure at what my brother was being subjugated to, even though it was my fault... Sigh…

"Sure sure. So what do you want to do Bells?" Jacob asked solicitously.

"TV sounds good." She responded quickly, sending me a look I didn't understand. "Is that okay with you Edward?" She asked a weird tone in her voice. I was puzzled.

"Whatever you want Bella." I told her truthfully. I would get the rest out of her later. But the show was about to start, and I didn't want to be distracted by the confounding conundrums of my love's mind.

EMPOV: Starting just as Edward leaves Jacob's room

Stupid stupid stupid MUTT! I screamed in my head. But oh I was going to get him back, and Edward was in on it, so I knew it was going to be good. Now to find the source of that disgusting scent! I used my abnormally good sense of smell to locate the item. It was a concoction (created and strategically placed just for me I'm sure) of a half eaten moldy sandwich, leaves, a half eaten apple with worms in it, dust bunnies from hell, all stuffed in some over sized dirty gym socks. OH MY LORD! Where did this boy grow up? A pig pen? No those were cleaner... Oh wait, he grew up here... That says a lot… I snorted and delicately picked up the gym socks setting them in a bucket the dog had left for me.

I sorted through the cleaning supplies and pulled on the pair of large rubber gloves. Then I grabbed the bed and flipped it on its side pushing it up against the wall so that I could get under the bed. Oh man, that disgusting… There were what seemed like hundreds of pairs of ripped up dirty sweats and underwear and shirts… Why did he keep them? Ugh... I quickly snapped a photo on my phone before using the end of a broom to pick up the offending items and dump them in a large plastic bag. I noted the white splotches on some of the articles and took more pictures. HA! Jakey boy isn't as goody goody as Bella thinks he is, wait till I show Edward! I finished picking up the clothes and then shoved the bag out the window into the top of the garbage can that sat under the sill.

I grabbed the vacuum cleaner and started on that. I went through the house, at this annoying slow speed, thoroughly cleaning every room. Taking pictures here and there of items of interest. Once I had cleaned the living room where Bella had fallen asleep on Edwards lap, the cute little human, I pretended to pick something up off the floor by Edward and smoothly tossed him my phone. He shot a worried glance at me; I just smiled, thinking "alls cool. Look at the pictures!" Then I carried the cleaning stuff back to the kitchen and put it away under the sink, keeping only the special surprise Jacob had left me and the rubber gloves I used to hold it.

Carefully I placed it in the microwave with a bag of popcorn. Then smiling mischievously, pushed the popcorn button and darted back into the living room. I bowed to Jacob theatrically.

"The cleaning is done, sire. You look famished so I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for you. It should be done in a minute or two." I smirked in Edward's direction. He was having a hard time holding in his glee. His chest was shaking with the effort which of course woke up the groggy Bella.

"Whas going on guys?" she mumbled.

"Wait, how long did you put it in for leech?" Jacob shot at me, worry in his voice.

"I just pushed the popcorn button... uh sir" I said, tacking on the formality at the end.

"SHIT! That will burn it!" Jacob shouted jumping over the back of the couch much to the amusement of Edward. A shocked Bella stared after him.

"Wait for it" I said in a low voice so only we could hear it.

"Wait for wha__" Bella started to say.

KABLOOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!?" Jacob screamed at me, running into view. Edward grabbed up Bella at vampire speed and threw her on his back. We raced out the door, laughing all the while. Bella was still in shock I assumed. It took her till we were over the boundary line to finally say something.

"Uh... Emmett?" she asked meaningfully. I just laughed and started running faster, racing Edward home.

EPOV:

I was still shaking with laughter as I helped Bella down from my back. I held her to my chest, kissing her hair in delight.

"Edward…" She whined at me. "What happened?" She demanded this time.

"Oh Emmett just put a sock full of moldy stuff that Jacob had left under his bed for Emmett to clean up, in the microwave with an open bag of popcorn. So when the dog went to save his popcorn, it exploded all over him and the house! HAHAHAHHA" I rocked back with laughter. Bella started off glaring murderously at Emmett and I, but after a minute or two she couldn't help but join in our laughter.

I took her inside and sat on the couch, rubbing soothing circles in her back as we all calmed down. The rest of the family came in the room to see what all the fuss was about and pretty soon they were all howling with laughter; Emmett recounting the story with much enthusiasm. Everyone had a huge grin plastered on their face.

"I'm sorry about that Emmett… I shouldn't have gone that far with your punishment." I told him quietly. He laughed but clapped me hard on the back.

"Despite the truth behind that, I'm glad you did! That was one of the best pranks I've ever pulled!" Emmett guffawed, bending over in laughter. Carlisle had regained his composure and was shooting meaningful glances at Jasper, Emmett and I. Jasper took his queue and calmed Emmett down, I smiled apologetically at my father, and Emmett's smile immediately disappeared as he bent his head.

"Sorry Carlisle" we repeated in unison. He waved away our apologies.

"It is done, we must move on, let's just hope the pack is gracious about this…" He smiled hopefully. My smile grew as I realized what has to happen next.

"Oh Emmett, dearest brother." I said deceptively. Emmett's head rose at my tone.

"Yes Edward."

"I do believe it is dinner time." I said simply. He shot me a questioningly look. I grinned and looked down at a confused Bella. I nodded at her. Realization lit up her face.

"PIZZA!!!!" She announced gleefully! Emmett just gulped...

Duhn-Duhn-DUH!!!!!!!

Well I hope you all enjoyed that. That was Jake's day of control, we'll just have to see if the pack chooses to get revenge for Emmett's little prank. Reviews please, I have ideas for the next chapter already, I just need a little showing of love and it will appear!

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-My Vampire Sparkles