Sonic Miniseries

Part 2

On the last episode of Sonic Miniseries, aka, Sonic and Sally, Sally got hit by a weird, way pass uncool ray that in a matter of days will turn her into a robot. Dadadadum.

Sonic and Sally, oh yeah, and Knucklehead, go on a quest to turn Sally back to normal. YAY, YAY…

Anyways, lets get back to the episode…

"I need a piece of cake, an old reboticizer, Yoshi.."

"What's the Yoshi for?" Sonic asked.

"A Yoshi can eat anything. Even eat the robot that guards the pieces. Plus the Yoshi could fly if it eats a Koopa Troopa."

"Good idea Knuckles, we can fly to the pieces. Luckily, I have got a Yoshi in my backyard. We can use him."

"Ok" Knuckles replied. "So, the next place we have to go, oh crap, this is going to be easy, The Green Hill Zone."

"Yoshi" Sonic called. "Fly us to the Green Hill Zone."

Yoshi replies "Yoshi!"

Ten minutes later the group arrived in the Green Hill Zone. Knuckles road on Yoshi while Sonic ran alongside with Sally in his arms.

"We are almost at the Beast, the robot who is guarding the piece"

"OK Sonic said.

Another 10 minutes later:

Sonic yelled "Lets go"

"Oh Yoshi, that guy has tons of yummy meat." Knuckles said.

"Yoshi, meat. Food, food, food, food."

Yoshi reaches into his pockets and cries "Its Yoshi time." Like Hancock did in the movie. He pulls out two shotguns and sunglasses.

"Here we go." said Sonic as he gently put Sally down. "Knuckles, put on some dramatic music!"

Knuckles put on "Its my life" by Linkin Park.

Yoshi shot the monster 150million times. Yoshi then ate the little monsters coming out of the monsters mouth. Then he turned them into eggs.

Knuckles took out a cannon bolt. Yoshi paced the eggs one by one in the cannon and fired. "Fire in the ho." The eggs go into the beast's mouth and he explodes.

The group got the second piece.

Sonic replied "It's the end of the Chapter. Now a preview of the next episode of the Sonic Miniseries Part 2. Yoshi turned an egg dragon. Sally got pregnant— ten seconds. They go to the hospital – ten seconds.

The Impossible Deroboticization

Part III

In the last episode of Sonic Miniseries Part 2, Sonic and pals got a Yoshi. They flew to Green Hill Zone to get the piece. It turns out the Yoshi was a huge fan of the movie "Hancock" with incredible skills. Sonic and Yoshi got the piece while Sally's roboticized parts went up a notch.

Yoshi said, "I am a doctor and I will find the cause of this." Yoshi then took out a drill and drilled into Sally so hard that she pukes out her lunch and a Chaos Emerald.

"We have one Chaos Emerald and two pieces." Sonic said. "Where should we go now Knucklehead?"

Knuckles replied "Metal City, where a tournament is being held with Extreme Gear. Sally, stay here. Me, Sonic and Yoshi will enter the trounament. Everybody ready?"

Ten minutes later….

Sonic and Yoshihad a flying skateboard and glasses. Knuckles had a flying motorcycle and dark glasses. "We are ready to go!"

Cried Sonic.

Ten minutes later…..

"People are you ready," calls the announcer. "GO!"

Everyone let go of the starting up brakes on their gear and went super fast. Sonic was in the lead. They pass various obstacles. Sonic and Yoshi got an attack power up each. Sonic headed toward one of the competitors and used his trademark spin dash to knock one of the opponents out of the way.

Yoshi took out his waterguns and began to shoot away at the other contestants.

Sonic and Yoshi won. "The prize is the Extreme Gear Motorcycle V2" it was announced. Two flying skateboards painted blue and green were also included.

Finally, the moment all were waiting for. The final prize was a strange meteor and a Chaos Emerald.

Then a game screen appeared and said "You got an S-rank."

The gang returned to Sally. "Sonic, I am pregnant again."

"Really??"Sonic responded. "Holy ****"