Chapter Twenty One: Alice Is Psyched!

A/N: I was kidding, alice, I did not feel pressured into writing, I was only playing. I wrote that last chapter and now this one today, and for real I am not going to write tomorrow, since I have company coming over, and am going to be with friends all day Saturday. If everyone is gone by Sunday I will write more for all my active stories, and I have another one-shot I was inspired by another story (jshai) I read something she wrote and it made me think of an idea. But since this story is getting crazy crazy alerts and favorites, I am going to update this one today, then I am not writing till Sunday at the earliest, but I am off on Monday, and no plans, so going to write like mad! So thank you all from the bottom of my heart, It really makes me happy to be writing something that people are enjoying. Also, this story is now longer than my first one "Bella's Oops" In large part because of all the reviews and alerts! Now I got a request a while back for an Alice POV, and since I love her character for real I am going to have fun with her personality in this one!

I ran into the chapel for my meeting with Esme. I was really the wedding planner. But Esme has such great taste she thinks of things I miss sometimes, and to hear Jasper tell it (of course he is right, but I will never admit it to him!) If it weren't for Esme keeping me grounded I would go just absolutely mad with all of the decorations.

Listen, growing a chapel entirely out of rose bushes, was just a thought OK? I wasn't really going to do it, after all it would take too long. Not that time is such a big deal to us, but Bella would kill me if she had to wait much longer for Edward.

I skipped into the chapel "Hi Esme! Hi Jas!" I slid into Jasper's arm placing my own around him as well. I looked down at the table "So those are the flower arrangements? I am speechless, well, not speechless, but well...." Jasper pinched me. "OW! Oh, yeah! They are perfect of course! Esme, what would I do without you?" She smiled, she knew what I was looking for and we have worked on decorating and party projects together so many times, that we were very in sync. "I didn't over do it with the Jasmine in Jane's bouquet?" Esme Asked. I looked into the future at Jane's reaction....... "Nope, perfect!"

I turned and looked at the seating Jasper and Emmett had put in. The chapel was huge, but there was not enough seating for all of the guests we had coming. Just about every vampire over 100 was going to be here. We were even expecting a friend of Carlisle's Alistair. He was very shy, and rarely left his little hermitage. So the pews in the chapel were not adequate, so my master carpenters Jasper and Emmett built more pews and they were a perfect match for the ones already here! We had to import some old growth oak just to get the size boards they needed. I was impressed. "Oh, Jas! You out did yourselves this time! This is even better than the job you guys did on the house in Forks!" The house in forks was very small and closed in when Carlisle bought it, but the boys, under Esme's guidance turned it into a happy light place, that looked like it grew out of the wilderness it was surrounded by.

Jasper smiled back at me "Well, we did work really hard on them. For Edward, and Bella, Emmett and I were so focused we didn't do the usual, not even one!" I laughed. They have this thing they do on every project they do. They leave behind something of themselves shall we say? For instance when they built the additions in the house in Forks, inside the walls in a couple of places they stacked hundreds of rubber chickens. Inside the attic they built a full size viking longboat replica. We will in time sell that home, and eventually it will be demolished.... Yes, can you imagine the wrecking crew discovering the walls filled with rubber chickens, and the viking boat in the attic? I saw it, they do it for my benefit, since once they finish a project they run to me and tell me what they did so they can hear me describe the confusion and speculation from the crews.

One house they built they made completely out of steel and concrete, but made it look like wood. They glued veneer strips onto the steel beams so they looked like wood beams, and glued nail heads into the joints. We were actually there when they tried to demolish that one! They showed up with chain saws! It was so funny watching them discover what the boys had done. Finally it took them 4 months to cut the building into small enough pieces with torches to haul away on trucks. We almost got in trouble with that one though, the demolition company did a record search to try and locate the builder to find out why they made a bomb proof cottage.

I was glad they took this job seriously. This had to be perfect, my two best friends in the whole world were getting married! This was going to be my best effort, it was going to be a wedding that no one would ever forget! OK, so nobody human was going to be here, so of course none of us would forget, but you know what I meant!

I had a vision....... Perfect now I knew who was going to serve the role of the minister. It was going to be......... (sorry I am going to have Bella share that in a later chapter!)

So we had everything in place. The guests would be arriving in another week. We were going to have a very full house for about 2 days. I turned to Esme. "So have you decided what you are going to give Bella and Edward yet?" Of course I knew what they were going to give them, but I liked to play normal sometimes, just so I could have a normal conversation, once in a while. She looked at me skeptically "We are going to let them use Isle Esme for their honeymoon." I was jumping up and down, "Perfect! Last time Jasper and I renewed our vows, and you let us honeymoon there, it was magical! We even discovered sushi!" When we were there we did not want to take a long break to go all the way back to the mainland to hunt so we caught some small fish and shredded them to bait the water to draw some sharks in. It was tricky wrestling them to shore to feed, but it worked! They were even pretty good! And then we could head back to what honeymoons were all about!

"Well, that covers it then Esme. Thank you for all the help, I couldn't have done all this, made this so perfect without you!" She hugged me "Any time, sweetie, you know I am here for you."

I dragged Jasper out by the hand, and suggested we go to our room, I could feel what he was sending me obviously he remembered our last trip to Isle Esme too! It was so awesome having someone who was so very much my other half.

We got to our room in record time, and I raced him to or bed shedding clothes as we ran. As we both climbed into bed IT COLLAPSED! It completely disintegrated! We lie together amidst the ruined remains of our bed. We didn't even jump into it with vampire strength (we aren't Emmett and Rosalie thank you very much!) It was then that I heard the tape recorder click on........

"Hey, Alice! There isn't a video camera this time..... I dunno if you sleep starkers or not, didn't need to see that! But I had to get you back for the hallway! I LOVE YOU! Sorry, Jasper, you are just collateral damage....."

"BELLA!" As I started to pull myself up to run and find her, Jasper pulled me back into his arms "Hey this isn't so bad, this is a nice soft pile of rubble... and I will think up some reason to have Emmett drop in tomorrow, he will get a kick out of a destroyed bed in OUR room for a change!" As he kissed my neck, I forgot all about Bella and whatever fate awaited Jane for her part in the clotheslining of Bella.....