Chapter Thirty Two: Emmett Gets Played!

A/N: i-heart-twilight-forever and alice (My real name is Alice) came up with ideas that were very similar to what I was thinking, so I am going to combine them! I hope the rest of you enjoy Emmett's discomfort!

Jasper got the family together. I had some great ideas for pranks. But every idea I had got shot down. They were pushing me to be meaner!

At first I hesitated, I was just looking to have some fun with Emmett, not destroy him! But they began telling me the stories.......

Like the time Emmett filled Edwards last Volvo with Cement!

Like the time Emmett put over 2000 moths in Alice's closet when she was away for a week! Her clothes were destroyed!

Then when he dyed Jaspers civil war uniform pink!

And the time when he put glue in Rosalie's shampoo bottle!

Then the time he spread the rumors at the hospital among the nurses that Carlisle and Esme were having marriage troubles and Carlisle was looking to find a new girlfriend!

OK, so you get the idea right? I don't want you to think that I was a bad person for what we were going to do to him......... I mean, he really has it coming.... Plus, there will be no permanent harm done! Not like poor Alice's clothes! Of course, you know Alice got over that in a minute right? She then had an excuse to rip out her closet (To get rid of the moth infestation) and amazingly her closet ended up being bigger when she was done, and Edward's room next door was smaller...... And she refilled the closet in a day! She is a shopping force of nature!

So It was time. We went to Rose, and Emmett's room. Alice put on one of Rosalie's sexiest nightgowns, and a blond wig styled like Rose's hair. And sat on the bed and started making out with Jasper with her back to the door, waiting on Emmett.

Emmett POV

I walked in to our room, expecting some good lovin' from my baby! "WHAT?!?" My Rose! She is making out with Jasper?

I ran to her and ripped her away from Jasper! I turned her around and grabbed her fiercely! As I was ready to demand what she was doing.... how she could betray me like that, I looked down and it was ALICE?!? "Wha?"

Just then Rose came into our room. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" She was instantly livid.

I let go of Alice and turned to Rose "This isn't what it looks like babe, I am sure there is a good explanation for this..." I was at a loss myself though...

Rose balled her fists at her side like she did when she was beyond angry "Yes, I know what the explaination is! I am not good enough for you, so you seduce Alice, and dress her like me in a blond wig and your favorite nightgown of mine, then betray our marriage! FINE! If that is how you want it we are done! Consider this your divorce you worthless PIG!"

"bbbbbbuuuuttttt, Babe........" I was stuck I did the only thing I could I ran out of the room after Rosalie. As I rounded the corner trying to explain what really happened, and how I was going to get Rose to listen when she was mad, believe me that was no small task. One time she was so mad at me she did not speak to me for months while her hair grew back out. When I was face to face with my entire family, and most of the guard......... It took me a second...... there was Rose Smiling....... and next to her..... Bella!

"OH, YOU BRAT!" I went for Bella I was on her in a second and flew with her through the wall!

Then I realized she was a newborn...... Yep, she is stronger than me! She quickly started to whup my butt. But she was laughing the whole time, as was I so we just kept laughing and wrestling. I finally gave up and let her pin me, laughing the whole time.... They got me where it hurt... I think I was going to have to give up my mantle as the prankster of the family!

Bella helped me up, we walked back out into the hall to a round of applause. Bella patted me on the back, "Sorry big brother! This was a team effort though, to pay you back for all of the mean pranks you have pulled! DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!" She shouted at me. Alice was still made up like Rose.

She was sashaying around mimicking Rosalie and everyone was laughing at her dead on imitation! As I took Rose's hand and lead her back to our room I turned my back on everyone and everyone started kicking me!

I spun around and felt Rose take something off my.... back...... I already knew....... Bella had put a "Kick me" sign on my back.....

"All right! I GIVE! You WIN BELLA!"

Bella POV

That was priceless! Poor Baby! I felt so bad for scaring Emmett like that. I took steps to make it up to him already! "I'm sorry Em! Hey, just to show there are no hard feelings, I brought your dinner to you! Kinda like breakfast in bed!! I put your favorite meal in your room! He is back there waiting for you!"

I smiled at him, I hoped this would make it up to him! But..... Something ….was.....wrong...... He was not smiling! And Rose was now doing her best impression of Edward pinching the bridge of her nose like she had a headache......

"UM..... Bella? Let me get this straight, you put a full grown grizzly bear in my room?" Emmett asked.

"YUP! And this one is a mean one.... just....like..... WHOOPS!" I swallowed hard... I realized what I had done..... Alice started giggling, and fell to the floor clutching her sides. Emmett and Rose took off running to their room. I ran after them. When we got close I could hear it. The sound of furniture breaking, and the smell...... I suppose making sure he was well fed was a bad idea...........

So a week later when we finally got the room clean, and replaced all the smashed furniture. Everyone was still talking about the destruction the bear did, and the ungodly volume of waste it left behind!

I was horrified! I just completely didn't think..... Everyone thought that was the best prank ever! But I swear! It was all an accident!

I spent like three days apologizing to Rose, she was not amused. Emmett? He thought it was hilarious.. Sure HE would! After all he got to wrestle a bear in his bedroom! He has been wanting to do that for years, but Rose was not having it.

At the next meeting of the guard, I told them what I told my family. I was done with pranks for a while, unless someone came after me first of course! I was not going to be anyone's punching bag!

I went to Alice's room. She had some explaining to do!

I walked in through the open door. "You little pixie! You saw me decide to make nice by delivering a bear to Emmett, saw the swath of destruction he would cause, and you did not warn me!?!"

"OH ALICE HOW COULD YOU!?!" I pouted. Alice walked over to me. "Oh, I am sorry I let you down sweetie! But it was just too good! I had to let it happen, I just had to! You have no idea how long I have waited for the opportunity to get him back!"

I decided to pull her arms off to teach her a lesson! Alice screeched and jumped back from her vision!

I smiled....... I decided instead to give her a big hug! She socked me in the arm then gave me a big hug!

"OK, Alice, I forgive you, I suppose it was fair play.... I just felt kinda bad about doing that to poor Emmett! OK so maybe I felt bad more for doing it to Rosalie, but you know what I mean!"

We had to get ready for our trip back to Denali for the wedding. Since we were going to the states, I was going to have to stop in and see Jake and my Dad in Forks..... I wonder how the werewolves were going to take me being a Vampire............