Author's Note: To those of you who I told I'd post this on Friday night, I apologize for the delay. I wound up getting sick Friday night, and didn't feel up to looking at a computer screen even for just a few minutes at any point during the weekend really. Finally, however, I'm feelin' as good as new, and so here you are — my first miniseries of this second drabble collection. This 'chapter' and the next are taken directly from 'A Drabble a Day' because they set the stage perfectly… the next seven after that are all new. And what's more, after these first three (which I'm posting all at once so that you'll have something new to read today, rather than just giving you something you've seen before), I'll be posting one a day again 'til this little series is done. :) I hope you all enjoy them!

Disclaimer: The characters and settings used in this story belong to the illustrious J.K. Rowling. I may have taken slight liberties with their personalities and/or appearances, and I mean no harm whatsoever by doing so. No copyright infringement is intended and absolutely no money is being made by my writing this.


James, Remus, and Sirius — Sunday

The Marauders (minus Peter) were lounging around the Room of Requirement, enjoying some time away from the everyday bustle of student life at Hogwarts. Currently, the three best friends were relaxing in a hot tub.

"Sirius," James said, "go get me a drink."

The boy with long black hair scoffed. "Get it yourself, you lazy ass."

James frowned. "Remus?" he tried.

"Not gonna happen," the werewolf replied.

Pondering his options, James chose…

"A week's worth of blowjobs for whoever gets me a drink," he said.

Both other boys were out of the tub and racing for the icebox within seconds.