DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWN NARUTO!
Well finally!! here is chapee 9! i fanally posted it and and isn't that funny when i read it... but let me know whats missing.. oh and it's not really sasuxsakuxsaso i just needed sasori-kun to have something with sakura-chan for the part two of childhood sweetheart. it's really sasuxsakuxdei so soo sorry for the people who was thinking this is sasoxsaku... but promise in the sequel it's gonna be sasuxsakuxsaso
peace!
Chapter 9
Sakura opened her eyes and saw nothing but darkness. It was the same place she dreamt of.
"I… I'm here again"
"Why am I here again?" she tried to move but it was the same as before, she couldn't move "I can't still move… Am I? Dead?"
"Sakura…".
"It's that voice again…"
"Don't leave me…"
"I still can't see him…"
"Sakura…"
"Still, no words come out of my mouth…" she closed her eyes and let her body float from abyss
"Sakura…"
"Who are you? How come know my name?"
"Stay with me sakura…"
She opened her eyes again but complete darkness still held her eyes captive. She tried to raise up her hand but nothing happened.
"Don't leave me sakura…"
"Who are you?"
"Sakura…"
"Kiba?"
"Stay with me…"
"Neji?"
"Don't go…"
"Sasuke?" "Is that you sasuke?"
"Sakura…"
"Sasuke…"
"Sa…suke"
"Sasuke…" sakura opened her eyes slowly and looked around her room
"Sasuke…" her eyes widen
"Sasuke!" she shouted and stood up from her bed (A/N: baaad idea…) it caused her ankle to twinge "Argh!" she shouted in pain and stumble on the floor
"Itai! Itai!"
Then the bathroom door opened and came out a wet sasuke wearing only a towel on his waist (A/N: *drools*) he approached sakura
"What's happened!? Are you ok!?" he said and bend down to check up on her
"Y-yeah… I'm fine, I jus-
Sakura looked beside her and saw darkness... yup! She fainted with matching blood down her nose (A/N: déjàvou?) sasuke just sweat dropped and placed the girl back on her bed, then continue his bath.
Sakura woke up about five minutes after sasuke finished his bath. She did opened her eyes and saw sasuke sitting on the edge of her bed, fully dressed. She remembered the past incident and blushed madly then looked away from him "W-what are you still d-doing here? Y-you're gonna b-be late for school"
"Schools out today…"
"W-what?" her blush disappeared and looked over at the boy
"Why?"
"Storm…" he simply said and pointed at her window, she looked outside and saw water whacking on her window.
"Oh…" she continued to stare at her window when she remembered her dream "Who are you?" she mumbled
"What?" sasuke said with a questioning look
"Er… N-nothing…" she forced a smile on her lips
"The last time I dreamt of that was when it rained… Maybe…" she threw the thought away and just smiled at sasuke.
"Anou… you hungry?"
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When lunch came, the others went to sakura's house except for shilamaru and kiba who was too busy with school works. The girls were inside sakura's room, chatting while the guys were in the living room.
"So, how's the ankle doing?" tenten asked while examining sakura's foot like a doctor. Tenten is a volunteer helper on their school clinic if the nurse is busy or out, so she knows a thing or two about first aid.
"It's doing fine actually… it doesn't hurt much like the other day" sakura smiled moving her feet
"That's good…"
"So what's the news about Carrot top?"
"What do you want to hear first? The bad news? Or the The bad news?"
"The one with less bitchness" sakura said rolling her eyes
"Alright then, the first one is karin's fabulous rumour about her and sasuke-kun"
"Would I want to ask what it is?"
"She said there going out for about a week now…"
"What!?"
"We told sasuke to talk to her, but he said to leave the bitch alone" ino said with a vain popping on her temple
"Baka-mitau! (That's stupid!)"
"Tell me about it!"
"Maybe you can talk some sense to him? Since his your bestfriend and all"
"Maybe he'll listen to you"
"Yeah right… and pigs fly!"
"Hey I don't fly!" Ino shouted
"Who ever said I'm talking about you?" sakura raised an eyebrow and smirked at the blonde
"Ki-ni shinai-de… (Never mind…)" ino said and went back on painting her nails. The two girls just giggled at her
"So what's the other about akage?"
"Oh… that" tenten frowned which caused sakura to get bothered
"Is it that bad?"
"She's planning to do something to us… particularly to you"
"Don't mind her and that evil plan of hers ten… I'm sure it'll just backfire or something" sakura smiled at her friend
"So don't fret ok?"
"Yeah… sure" the brunette gave a petite smile at sakura
"Everything's gonna be fine… I promise"
Down at the boys…
"Neh… What's taking the girl so long? They said they'll be back soon…" naruto whined
"Shut-up Dobe…"
"Teme! Yo- hey…" Naruto noticed sasuke's finger nails
"Neh teme… Why are your nails so clean?"
Everybody looked at Sasuke's nails and had a questioning look on their faces. I mean it's really clean, spotless clean! Come on! If you saw a guy with super clean nails what would you think?
"You clean them everyday?"
"Dobe… it's called hygene, I believe you don't have it"
"No wonder that guy believed you're a girl…"
"He have glasses stupid…"
"That reminds me… pretty boy" the blonde smirked
"Shut-up…"
"That guy thinks you're pretty sasuke…" Sasuke glared at him but naruto didn't took it seriously.
Flash Back
It was a bright Friday afternoon. Everything were calm and peaceful… until someone had to ruin the tranquillity.
"YOU DID WHAT!?"
"Gee Sakura! You really didn't have to shout that hard you know" Ino said taking her hands off her ears
"Why the hell did you set me up on a date!?
"I' just concered about you saku…"
"Concerned!? You show your concern by setting me up on a date with some bastard?!"
"Hey! I saw him already and his not that bad looking" she smiled "You should meet him"
"Ino! You know I don't like blind dates! I don't even go to just dates! What made you think I'd say yes this time?"
"Just a hunch…"
"NO…"
"But sakura! I already said you'd come!"
"That's your problem, not mine…"
"Please!" Ino begged
"NO…"
"Oh come on saku! It's just a stupid date!"
"Then why'd you forcing me to go!?" Sakura raised an eyebrow on her
"Just show up sakura…"
"NO!" she turned her back around
"You be his date!"
She started to walk away but Ino had other plans. She smirked evilly and crossed her arms "Fine! I'll just tell Oba-chan you skipped school yesterday… and Ohoh! She'd also love to hear what you did to her favourite va-
"Are you scaring me?" Sakura glared at her
"No… Why? Are you scared?" Ino smirked knowing she won the battle
"Fine… But don't expect me to be all nice to the bastard"
"Good! Aren't I the best?" Ino smiled innocently. When school finished, Sasuke invited Sakura to his house to have dinner with his family minus Itachi for he never had dinner with his family except on special occasions, so it was her, Sasuke, Mikoto and Fugaku.
"So Sakura-chan how's your day?" Mikoto said in a polite tone
"It's good Mikoto-san" She smiled
"Thank you for asking"
"I wish you were that polite with me too" Sasuke said looking at his bestfriend
"You're never that nice to me…"
"Urusai…" She sent his a death glare, Mikoto just let out small giggles seeing the two kids.
"Sakura…" Fugaku spoke
"How's your dad doing?"
Sakura frowned; she doesn't like talking about her father, after the day he left her and her mom for his other wife and her depraved sister which is by the way older than her by two weeks. She never opened the subject on her own free will, He still calls them to check up on things but that was is.
Sasuke noticed the girl's reaction then looked at his father, who seemed to become aware of what he had asked her.
"I'm sorry" Fugaku said in a pitiful voice
Sakura shook her head and then smiled "No… it's ok Fugaku-san"
"His doing fine actually… he called the other day to check up on everything"
"That's good to hear…" Mikoto smiled
"How's his wife?"
"Tousan!"
"Honey…"
It went quiet for a while but then Sakura decided to speak-up
"She's good…"
"Konok is really nice… she's not the evil step-mom I thought she would be" everything went quiet again then Mikoto spoke.
"Sakura-chan…"
"What are you doing tomorrow?" Mikoto asked
"Tomorrow?"
"It's Saturday, I was thinking if you'd like to accompany me to the mall to buy Christmas gifts?"
"I'd lo-
She was cut of with her own thoughts "I have a date tomorrow… damn!"
"I'm terribly sorry Mikoto-san… but I have a date tomorrow"
"Oh how nice! You finally go on dates Sakura-chan…" Mikoto smiled sweetly
"Date?" Sasuke rose an eyebrow
"You never go on dates…"
"I do dates…" Sakura said finishing her meal
"Since when?"
"Since Ino got concerned about my status…" She said and thanked Mikoto for the delicious dinner. It was pass nine when Sakura decided to go home, of course Sasuke walked her home (A/N: like he would let her go home alone!?)
"So…" Sasuke began. Sakura looked at him in a questioning look
"Whose the unlucky guy?" She glared at him
"Do you want me to answer first before I strangle you?"
"What ever makes you happy…"He smirked at her
"Hn… I'd like to know the same"
"A blind date? Ino asked you to go on a date with someone you don't know!?"
"More like forced me to go on the stupid date…" She sighed
"I don't even like to go out on Saturday's…"
"Then don't go…" he simply said
"Like I can do that? You know Ino… If she wants it to happen, it will"
"You can decide for your self right?"
"I ca-Aah!" She was cut off when she tripped on a crack. Luckily Sasuke caught her hands before she completely fell
"T-thanks…"
"You're really clumsy… Try to watch where your going next time" He let go of her hands then put his hands back on his pockets and started to walk ahead. Sakura still stood there remembering how soft and smooth Sasuke's hands were, it was even softer than hers. She then caught up with him.
"Neh Sasuke… Your hands are so soft…"
"Whatever…"
"If I weren't your bestfriend I would think your ga-
She was cut off when an idea popped on her mind. She looked at Sasuke and then grinned evilly "Sasuke-kun…"
"Wha-
"Oh hell no…"
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Next morning, Sakura arrived at the place Ino told her to meet the mysterious guy. She looked through the glass window and found no blonde, blue eyed guy. She sighed then went inside the café and sat on a table near the glass window. It was just eight in the morning he was to arrive at 8:30, so she was early. She took out her
PSP to kill time, it worked well because she heard the door chimes. She sighed again and looked at the door which she regretted in doing. There she saw her date. Blue pale eyes, blonde hair that was glued on his head, black rimmed ugly glasses, crooked teeth, blue polo, jumper. All in all he was shouting Loser all over.
"Oh my God! What in the world is this!?" she thought, the guy spotted her and gave a little wave then walked over to her table.
"Hi…" the los- err… I meant the guy said and adjusted his glasses. Sakura forced a smile and said hi back
"Your friend was right… you really are a vision"
"Err… you mean Ino?"
"Yeah, the blonde girl… she talked to my cousin the other day and set up this date"
"Oh…" She sweatdrop
"Stupid pig…" she murmured
"Excuse me?"
"Oh nothing!" she laughed
"Oh.. so Sakura… what do you like to eat?"
"Ugh… I'm not Sakura" She sweardrop again
"I'm her twin sister…"
"Twin?"
"Yeah… my names Saki"
"Oh… ok, so where's your sister then?"
"She'll be here at any moment…" She smiled at the lo- guy
"Any moment now…"
Like as if planned the door chimes sounded and another pink haired girl went inside the room. She was wearing black skinny jeans, a pink shirt and pink high heels. Oh… did I ever mention she have black eyes?? (N/A: Tadah!) she looked pissed as ever as she walked towards Sakura's table. A blush crept through Sakura's cheeks, why? Because it was an embarrassing sight to see your bestfriend dressed as a GIRL even when she planned it all. Yes! The GIRL that she's looking at was none other than "Uchiha Sasuke" himself.
"I'm so sorry Sasuke… I just don't want this" she said to herself
"But then again… I just need to take one picture of you and BAM! Hello my freedom!" she grinned evilly
"Ehem…"
"Uhg… what's your name again?" she asked the guy beside her
"Kenji…"
"Ok Kenji, this is Sakura my ever so caring sister" she said and hanged her arm over Sasuke's shoulder "Neh? Sakura-chan?"
"Whatev- Oofff!" Sakura accidentally stomped on Sasuke's pink nailed foot
"Haha! Kenji, I just need to talk to my ever so loving sister for a second neh?" she said and ran to the girl's room, dragging Sasuke behind her
"What did I tell you!?"
"Oh come on Sasuke! You're already here!"
"I can still go home you know…"
"Reallyyy?" she said with a grin
"Shut up" "Could you just cooperate?"
"Why should I? This is fucking humiliating" He rolled his eyes and it landed on the large mirror that hanged on the wall. He starred at his face, and if it wasn't for the fact that he was Uchiha Sasuke he would scream from the horror! (A/N: I mean hello!? Sasuke-kun!? Dressed in girl's clothes!? I don't even want to know where he got those clothes)
"May I remind you that you're the one who said I don't like going on dates?"
"Point taken…" he sighed from defeat
"What do you want me to do now?"
"I don't care what you do to him; just make sure he wouldn't want another date!"
"Just make sure he doesn't kiss me or something or I'll make sure he wouldn't want to live"
"Deal…" she nodded
"Now just make sure he wouldn't know you're not really me… I mean let him think you're really a girl"
"Could I just punch him to sleep or something?"
"No! That would be cruel… remember you're not you this time, you're me"
"Is there any difference?"
"Want me to punch you now?" she glared at him
"Just do your job and don't kill him!""Tch! Fine…"
"Now go back there"
"Whatever…" He said and went out of the C.R and straight to the table Kenji was sitting on. He sat on the chair opposite from him and starred at Kenji who was… applying more wax on his hair?
"What a looser…" He said to himself then saw Sakura coming out of the girl's room and found an empty table next to where he and kenji was
"You're going to owe me a big one for this Saki…"
"So Sakura-chan?" Sasuke's blood boiled when he heard the way he called him, not that his mad at what he called him but he thinks he was Sakura so he was really calling Sakura, Sakura-chan.
"What did you call me?" He said his anger getting the best of him
"Err… you don't want me to call you-
"No! I don't"
"Oh, I'm sorry" Kenji said in a scared tone
"I'll just call you Haruno-san then"
"Better…""Say… Why is your voice so manly?"
"Ugh!? Umm.. err… Soar troat" He said with coughing sounds"Oh so what do you like to eat?"
"Nothing… I don't really eat here"
"But you have to eat you know" Kenji said in a flirty way (A/N: eww!)
"Like I care" Sasuke murmured
"What?"
"Uhm, I said ugh… do you like… bears?" he sweatdrop
Sakura, who was very near to there table heard everything clearly was mentally slapping her self to stop laughing at the way that Kenji guy tried flirting with Sasuke. And the BEAR excuse! What is that about!?
"Bears?"
"Never mind…" He sighed and looked at Sakura who was now laughing at him "Laugh all you can Saki, Cause after I'm done with Kenji over here you won't be able to laugh no more!"
"I'll just buy us coffee… Is that ok with you?"
"Whatever…"
"I'll take that as a yes" Kenji said and winked at him. Sakura saw this and laughed more than before. When Kenji went to the counter, Sasuke looked at her and gave her one of his ever so famous death glare which caused her to shut up. He grinned and looked at the door which just oppend, and saw the most LOUD, Blond person in konoha, he was none other than..
"Hey Sakura-chan!"
"N-naruto!?" Sakura shouted
"W-what are you doing here!?"
"Me and the guys always come here on Saturdays… bout you? I don't see you come here?" he said and sat opposite to her
"Y-you and the others?"
"Yeah, me, kiba, neji, and teme"
"S-sasuke?""Yeah, but he wasn't home this morning, his mom said he was going somewhere"
"R-really?" She was panicking. Sure it was fun to see Sasuke like this but this is Naruto were talking about! The loudest person in the whole village
"I-I wonder where?"
Then the door opened again and came in the others who spotted her and naruto. Sasuke was panicking now, it was already humiliating that he's dressed as a girl then naruto came along and now the whole village! This is his most unluckiest day.
"Hey Saku-chan…" Kiba said and sat next to Sakura
"Fancy meeting you here"
"Yeah.. me too"
"God I hope they won't see Sasuke now… he'll kill me!"
"So sakura, have you seen Uchiha?"
"Yeah Sakura-chan! Have you?"
"Err… no?"
"Oh… So, You're alone?"
"Alone? Where's Sasuke then?" Kiba asked
"Err… nowhere?"
"That's weird… I was thinking he was with you" Neji said and slumped on the couch.
"Yeah since it's not like him to let you go somewhere alone or without one of us to go with you" Kiba said and looking around the café
"I wonder where he… Hey! Is that?"
Everyone looked at where Kiba pointed and found someone with pink hair like Sakura's.
"That's weird… I thought only Sakura-chan have pink hair in Konoha?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought too"
"Haha! Well you know now that I'm not the only pink haired girl around here!" she laughed hysterically
"Girl? Is that a girl?"
"I thought she was a man"
"Her body's to tone…"
"M-maybe she works o-out?" everybody looked at her in a questioning way
"You know her?" Neji asked her
" N-no!"
"Then why are you so over protective?"
"N-no I'm not!"
"If you say so…" Naruto said and just took out his phone and started texting. Then he heard a very familiar name that made him look at the pink haired girl.
"Here you go Haruno-san"
"H-haruno-san?" he repeated then looked at the source of the cracked voice then found Kenji handing a cup of coffee to the girl whose back wasn't facing them anymore, so he was able to see her face "T-t-tem-e?"
The others heard him and looked at the girl again. After five seconds they were all laughing manically at the sight. Sasuke was twitching at their laughs and the fact that they were laughing at him. Their laughter soon stopped and then Sakura explained why Sasuke was dressed in girls clothes, at first Naruto was screaming Sasuke was a cross dresser but he stopped eventually after four hard smacks on his head. They all promised to keep quiet.
After Sasuke finished his coffee he started to fidget which kenji noticed.
"Are you bored?"
"Yes I'am…"
"Then why don't we talk for a while?"
"Why don't you just die?"
"Whatever…"
"Tell me about yourself"
"I rather not…" he murmured again
"Excuse me? I didn't quite hear that?"
"Err… I said my… ugh… my father's hot"
"Ugh.. Ok…"
"So do you like Pink?"
"No…"
"Flowers?"
"One…"
"What kind?"
"White roses…"
"Pets?"
"No"
"You know there's something strange about you…"
"Tell me something I don't know…" He rolled his sparkling black eyes and looked at his friends who was laughing like crazy except for sakura who was smiling at him.
"He knows everything about me…" She smiled at him like he gave her a new PSP. But that was cut short when she heard the most funny words that anyone can say to Uchiha Sasuke.
"Never mind what I said, maybe I'm just captivated by your beauty…" Kenji said and then winked at him again which made the laughter more louder.
"T-teme's P-prett-
Naruto was cut off when Sakura's hands almost suffocated him. But he was still laughing.
"What the hell is wrong with him!? Can't he see that I'm a guy!?"
"You're really pretty…"
"Oh hell no!"
"Your gorgeous onyx eyes…"
"You better stop!"
"His flirting with him again!" Sakura said which caused more laughter from the others
"Somebody slap me! I must be dreaming!"
"You're smooth soft skin…" Kenji said and intertwined there fingers together then looked at his eyes "I like you…"
Naruto and the others was laughing to death now
"I know I'm very fast but you just got me…"
"Kenji…" he said in a dangerous tone, but Kenji didn't notice
"Would you be my gir-
He wasn't able to finish his proposition when a hard knuckle came to his face. He fell on his chair with a loud crashing sound, birds around his head.
"Bastard… That'll teach you never to call me pretty"
End of Flash Back
"And that's why Sakura-chan's not allowed to go on dates again!" Naruto laughed
"And the reason why teme's pretty!"
Everybody laughed, The girls was now downstairs. Sasuke glared at the blonde boy who was laughing was like crazy with everybody in the house. Of course Naruto already told everyone what happened after that incident because… well? He was Naruto.
"Neh teme! The pink hair looks good on you though…" Naruto smirked and was about to say more when his face met sasuke's knuckles.
"Dobe…"
Well! that's chapee 9! i think it's not really that funny *tears* and i wanted it to be funny... i just had hard times finding the right words to make it that funny.. but what the heck! just review and lat me know what you think.. ok?