AN: Hi everyone, second chapter up. Sorry we couldn't get back to you sooner, really busy at the moment, will update as quickly as possible.

CHAPTER 2

I felt my jaw drop to the ground. It couldn't be! It just couldn't be! Could it really be him? "You...here...golden...green...eyes...pale...colour...what...how...," I stuttered out. I couldn't form a sentence. I was too confused. "It's me Bella," he said in all his glory."I came back."

"Wow. Somebody pinch me. This cannot be happening. I have to be dreaming."

"No, I'm here Bella. In the flesh."

"Wow, again. If I was human right now I'd probably faint."

"What do you mean by if you were human right now."

"I mean that some vampire came along and bit me and took away my stinkin' humanity."

His eyes widened and he groaned. "You have got to be kidding me! You mean your a vampire! Please tell me your just joking!"

"I'm not. Why, do you hate me that much that you don't want me to live for eternity because you'd have to see my face? Jeez, your nice."

"No! No, no, no! I did'nt mean it like that at all. I mean your the only one going to be living for eternity."

"What do you mean?" He bit his lip and didn't answer me. "Edward, answer me before I rip you to shreds and start that damn fire up!" "I mean I'm human." I laughed. He wasn't being serious. It was impossible. Once a vampire, always a vampire.

"Good joke Edward."

"I'm not joking Bella." I stopped laughing abruptly.

"What do you mean,"I'm not joking Bella"?"

"I mean that I'm serious. That I am human."

"But...but...but...that's impossible! You can't get turned back! You just can't!" I was hyperventilating. He couldn't be serious. He just couldn't!

"Calm down Bella."

"Don't you tell me to calm down! Why are you human again? You must have got changed back for some sort of reason."

"I got changed so I could be normal with you! Why did you get changed into a monster? Only an idiot would ask for that!"

"Well excuse me for being curious as to what was going on in my room! Not my fault that vampires broke into my home and I only had a can of pepper spray to protect me! I would have had a vampire boyfriend if he hadn't of left me on such short notice."

"Bella, it was for your own...Wait, did you say pepper spray?"

"Yes, why."

"Charlie still makes you carry a useless bottle of that around with you? Some people never change."

"Oh, stop trying to change the subject! Now, what was I yelling at you for?"

"Well, I might have done a good job if you forget."

"Yes, you did. Now help me here."

"Why, so I can be yelled at again?"

"Yes. Why, do you have a problem with that?"

"As a matter of fact, I do."

"Well, get used to it. I could suck you dry if I wanted to."

"Well...I could spray you with pepper spray!" He reached into my jeans pocket and got the pepper spray. He held it out in front of him.

"Edward, its empty."

"Well that would be no use to you in a fight."

"Edward, I'm indestructable, I don't need it."

"Oh yeah. Slipped my mind for a second."

The air filled with an awkward silence. No one knew what to say. I decided to break it.

"So what, your human now?" I asked, trying to get used to the concept. "Well kinda," was his brilliant answer. "Next thing you know you'll be telling me that Emmett and Rosalie are too." I laughed. He laughed awkwardly.

"Well..."

"Well what," I said bluntly, my eyes narrowing at him.

"Well...um...you see...funny story..." he stuttered nervously, running a hand through his hair.

"Spit it out already, before I make you spit it out." I growled angrily, not liking where this was going at all.

"They're human too," he blurted out quickly flinching away with his eyes closed.

"What!" I yelled. "Next you'll be telling me that Carlisle and Esme are human too."

"Ha, funny story...um...you see," he muttered quickly, taking a step back as he did.

"They're human too," I exclaimed increduosly.

"No, funny story, they're hybrids," he said awkwardly.

"Great, things just keep getting better." I said sarcastically. It was at that moment that Alice and Jasper chose to finish "whatever" they were doing in the attic and come downstairs.

"Hi Bella, who's theeeerrrr...oh!" Alice trailed off, her eyes bugging out of her head at the sight of Edward standing on the front porch.....WITH GREEN EYES! "Edward, what are you doing here, and whats with your eyes...?"

"Um...funny story," he started.

"You seem to be saying that a lot today," I cut him off, before fixing my attention back on Alice.

"This twit here," I said, motioning over my shoulder at Edward. "Went and got himself, Emmett and Rosalie turned into humans and Carlisle and Esme into hybrids, whatever they are!"

"Half human, half vampire," Edward piped in, but was quickly silenced by Bellas heated glare.

"Wow, that was stupid," Alice agreed, tilting her head to one side, her eyes wide. "Though Edward always was known for making rash decisions..."

"Shut up," Edward interrupted her sulkily, "I didn't know that Bella was a vampire!"

"You still should have been a little more careful about it," Jasper said smirking. "Something you obviously weren't if everyone else ended up involved..." Edward huffed before turning away angrily.

"Hey, anyone miss me," a booming voice yelled, just as Emmett burst in the door. "Wait, don't answer that, of course you all did." With that, Bella found herself scooped up into an infamous Emmy-Bear-Hug, something he still seemed capable of, despite the fact that he was human...

"I missed you so much Bella," Emmett exclaimed loudly. "It's not the same without our clumsy human, wait.....why are your eyes.............GOLD?!

AN: Hope you all like it, read and review le do thoil!