Disclaimer: I'm disappointed by the amount of reviews I've gotten so far but I guess it's to be expected considering how short the first chapter is. But this chapter will be longer that 1000 words and will probably feature some mushy scenes between the two main couples. Many be if you're lucky some lemons or limes too.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Phones"

Full Metal Vacation.

"So lieutenant, what exactly are you going to show me?" Ed asked standing in front of a door with a blank name tag slot.

"The fuhrur have decided that when you're not running around the country doing missions for the state, you'll have your very own office to come back to," Riza replied smiling as she opened to the door to an office that was around the same size as Mustang's with two desks two very comfy looking couches and a polished oak coffee table. "So what do you think?"

"I get my own office?"

"That's right,"

"And Al too?"

"Actually he's down the hall from you,"

"So who get the second desk," he asked.

"That would be your personal new aid,"

"You wouldn't happen to know who it's going to be would you?"

"You're looking at her," Riza replied, chuckling at the look of surprise on Ed's face and decided to explain. "After this vacation time Roy is being promoted to Brigadier General, but he'll still need people under him to help him become fuhrur. Which means you and Al with be promoted to the rank of colonel and I will be a major. You getting all this?"

"Why aren't you continuing to be Mustang's aid?" he asked taking a seat at his new desk.

"The colonel requested I be put under your command, to keep an eye on you," she answered closing the door but not locking it. "You don't have a problem with that do you?"

"My own office, an upcoming promotion and the best sharpshooter in the state military who's currently taking off her jacket? I don't have any complaints about this arrangement what so ever," Ed said watching as Riza dropped her jacket on her desk and made her way around Ed's to stand in front of him. "Think he made this arrangement because he knows about us?"

"I doubt it. Now Edward Elric, your first order of business is to kiss me," Riza whispered sweetly kneeling between his legs after crushing his lips with hers.

While Riza's hands rested on the arms of Ed's chair, his arms snaked around Riza's waist, searching for the hem line of her little black tank top. To ensure she was distracted Ed stroked her bottom lip with his tongue asking for permission to enter her mouth, which of course she gave. Their tongues battled with each other as Ed raised her tank top over her breast showing off her simple black bra, only parting from the kiss so Riza could remove the tank top from her body. That's when Ed made his move, as she was about to pull her top over her head Ed grabbed her wrists in one hand, holding her arms in that position blocking off her eye sight.

"Don't move lieutenant," Ed ordered moving his hands away.

Complying with his order Riza held her arms above her head keeping her eyes blocked by her top. Clapping his hand together made the alchemic calculations in his head before transforming her tank top into a blindfold and rope keeping her wrists bound together.

"I was right, you do look sexy when you're tied up and blindfolded," he whispered against her lips causing her to shiver. "Now try not to make too much noise,"

"No reason to keep quite on my account, by all means make as much noise as you want," came Roy's cocky voice from the door.

"Just how long have you been standing there you big jerk!" Ed shouted returning Riza's tank top to its original form while the colour on her face surpassed Ed's red coat.

"Take it easy Ed, I just came to tell you that your friend Winry's on her way to Central and she'll arrive tonight. Riza all your stuff will be moved into this office when you have returned to active duty,"

"Understood sir," she replied putting her tank top on again.

"Now that business issues are out of the way I'd like to ask how long you two have been a couple?" Roy asked sitting on one of the couches.

"It was when you gave me a week off work sir, I decided to go camping in the mountains and I set up camp near a waterfall. I was taking a dip when there was an alchemic reaction behind the waterfall, the next thing I knew I saw Ed and Alphonse falling towards me and I was knocked unconscious when Ed landed on me," Riza explained looking everywhere except at Roy. "After Ed gave me CPR we went back to Resembool so they could see Winry and Aunt Pinako. To cut a long story short Ed took care of me when I broke my leg after falling out of a tree and from there things just clicked. And tomorrow happens to be our second year of being together,"

"So you mean to tell me that you two have been dating for two years behind my back?" Roy asked looking ready to snap his fingers, for a whole second. "Well I wish you two all the happiness in the world and Ed, I hope you live long enough to marry my former lieutenant,"

"Get the hell out of my office!" Ed shouted throwing a shoe at Roy only to miss.

"Missed me!" Roy taunted in a childish voice, poking his tongue out before quickly ducking out the door. 'I wonder who far they would have gone if I hadn't interrupted them?'

"Damn that Mustang pisses me off sometimes," Ed fumed parking his butt on one of the couches.

"While I'm pissed and embarrassed he caught us making out, I think you're more pissed because he stopped you from taking off my bra," Riza said coolly plopping down beside him, her lips hovering over his. "How about we continue where we left off at my place tonight after dinner? You can tie me up again if you want,"

"Oh I will lieutenant. But I haven't had enough of you lips just yet," Ed replied huskily fondling her left breast with his auto-mail hand. "Now kiss me, that's an order,"

"Yes, sir," she answered meeting his lips half way.

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Down at the train station later that night Al was patiently waiting for the train from Resembool with the person he fell in love with over a year ago. After his brother had made it clear to him that he only though of Winry as a sister Al told the young auto-mail engineer of his feelings and the two started dating. Although his position as a state alchemist took him away from Resembool for months at a time Al and Winry would spend hours talking to each other after each assignment. One day he received a love letter with a stack of seductive pictures of her wearing different kinds of lingerie. (A/N: I leave it to your own perverted minds to imagine what she was wearing.) When Ed found him there was blood all over the dorm room with Al passed out on the couch. Al had a rather uncomfortable day when he came into headquarters with a constant hard-on, when he would lie down it looked like he had set up a tent. His only excuse to Ed was a very erotic dream involving Winry cooking for him wearing nothing but an apron. Winry somehow found out about that particular fantasy and whispered to him she'd like to fulfil any fantasy as long as it involved her. Al's reaction was to glow bright pink and pass out for three hours. It was amazing how he managed to survive Winry's wild side.

"Now arriving on platform 3 is the train from Resembool,"

'Oh boy here she is,' Al was so excited he ran three people down trying to get to the third platform. 'This is great. I get to spend an entire month with her,'

As the train came to a complete stop Al couldn't help but wonder what Winry was wearing. Her tank top and mini skirt combo was nice and so was her overalls and tube top attire. There were times when she came to his apartment in Central when she would spend most of the day wearing next to nothing, even when Ed was around she wasn't concerned with being half naked. Growing up with Winry as your childhood friend was just like growing up with a younger sister and Al suddenly remembered all the times they shared a bath together. The three of them could sleep in the same room in their underwear and not be bothered. The only difference was that Al was the only one who could be intimate with Winry.

"Al over here!" as if on cue Winry's shrill voice broke Al out of his trance.

Looking along the carriages Al sported his lovely yet short tempered girlfriend waving from the baggage car. Rushing over he was nearly flattened by the massive suitcase thrown at him.

"Oh sorry Al, I thought you'd be able to catch it," Winry apologised holding a smaller suitcase in her left hand, a purse slung over her right shoulder.

"Only Colonel Armstrong could catch something this big," Al replied forgetting all about his near death experience, focusing on the blonde haired beauty before him dressed in an orange sleeveless V-neck shirt and red mini skirt, her hair done up in a ponytail.

"You like what you see Alphonse?" Winry asked stepping onto the platform in front of him, her skirt fluttering around her thighs.

"Yeah," he replied sheepishly.

"Good because for the next month you'll get see to a whole lot more. I'll even let you join me in the shower if I feel like it," she whispered leaning down giving him a clean look down her shirt. "When we get back to your place I'll even be kind enough to let you take off my clothes,"

"Winry, you know Ed and I live in the same apartment don't you?" Al asked recovering from Winry's wild side.

"Geez Al, it's not like he hasn't seen me half naked before. We are childhood friends after all, for that matter the three of us are practically family. If Ed's making out with Riza on the couch then I there's nothing we need to worry about, now lets go I want to show you my new swimsuits and underwear," Winry beamed walking to the station exit, leaving Al to carry her larger suitcase.

'Some things never change,' Al thought wiping away the blood trickling from his nose.

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After finishing work at headquarters Ed quickly ran back to his apartment to change for his dinner date at Riza's place. Bursting through the door Ed hardly expected to see Al sitting on the larger couch being sucked off by a completely naked Winry, who saw the blonde alchemist then just continued to pleasure Al like it was no big deal. To Ed it wasn't any of his concern, if Al and Winry wanted to do those things together they didn't need his permission. Strolling right past them Ed went straight for the bathroom for a quick shower, taking his clothes off as he went only to come out ten minutes later with a towel around his waist and using another to dry his hair. The couch scene had also changed, Winry now had her face buried in a cushion taking up the butt doggie style. Al was to busy hammering Winry as fast as he could to even notice his half naked brother walking to his room to change or hear the door opening and closing five minutes later.

'Maybe I should get my own apartment, that way I wouldn't have to worry about catching them in the act. Not that there's anything wrong with watching Winry take it up the butt with Al,' Ed thought, hoping no one saw the bulge in his tan coloured pants. "I wonder if I'll get to bang Riza tonight?"

Disclaimer: I told you I'd make this chapter longer didn't I? If you want to flame me for anything do your worse, it won't stop me from writing. Any ideas on what the gang could do for the week before the trip to the beach are welcomed or what you'd like Riza and Winry to the boys as well so now I must start on chapter 3.