Disclaimer: I think I'm going to try and tone down the lemons in this fic because I had to cancel the last fic I wrote that had mostly lemons in it. There will still be nudity and sexual interactions between the couples and I've decided to have a pairing that might sicken you.

Another quick thing. The mistreatment of women appals and sickens me. Such as women being sold into prostitution to pay off family debts, being used as playthings for other people's amusement, women being used as hostages, assaulted, raped, stalked, murdered and underage girls being sold off to men for money. Any man who sexually assaults a woman should be castrated as death is just giving them a quick way out, it's better to have them live the rest of their lives knowing they can never have sex again.

But that's just my opinion.

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Full Metal Vacation.

Blinding sunlight through her bedroom window roused Riza Hawkeye from her pleasant slumber only to have her groan in frustration at being interrupted from her dream of going to a fancy restaurant with Ed dressed in a leopard print thong back leotard with cat ears and tail, a collar with chain around her neck and being made to drink milk from a bowl like a cat on the floor while Ed enjoyed his meal. She even had to call him master before she began a sentence. The dream was starting to get kinky when she was tied up, blindfolded and had to lick Winry's clit but the dream ended before she got any further. Her frustration ended when she realised she had someone sleeping on her chest, cracking an eye open she was greeted with a mess of blonde hair resting between her breasts and smiled when she remembered it was Ed and all the fun they had last night. Normally Riza would have worn a pair of panties and tank top to bed and something warmer in winter but she found sleeping naked with her lover in her arms was just as enjoyable. Carefully disentangling herself from Ed so he wouldn't wake up Riza made her way to the bathroom to relieve her bladder without grabbing something to wear. She figured there wasn't any reason to get dressed at the moment as Ed might want to have some fun when he wakes up, so unless someone knocked on her door she would remain as naked as the day she was born.

Ten Minutes Later.

The smell of something delicious and sounds of someone making breakfast was enough to pull Ed back to the land of the conscious. Blinking his eyes to clear the haze Ed found himself in a different bed than the one he normally slept in. Realisation came to him when his eyes landed on a pair of military uniform pants strewn on the floor with more clothes, a black tank top and g-string. Smirking at the memories from last night Ed stumbled off the bed to retrieve his boxers from where he left them or rather where he tossed them after handcuffing Riza to her bed. Unaware she was being watched Riza continued to prance around her kitchen enjoying the feel of being fully exposed in her own home unlike when she was in the bathroom or bedroom. Turning around to get the plates she froze on the spot at seeing Ed leaning against the door to the rest of her apartment wearing his boxers and smirking yet she didn't attempt to cover up.

"How long have you been standing there?" she asked, crossing her arms under her chest, her breasts lifting slightly.

"Long enough to enjoy the show," he replied, inhaling the wonderful smell of breakfast. "Somehow I never pictured you as the person who walks around her apartment butt naked,"

"This is my apartment and I'll be naked whenever I want," Riza said sexily, placing her hands on her hips. "Now we've got six days before our trip to the beach so I was thinking we could go shopping, I need to get a new swimsuit and a few other items,"

"Actually I was thinking of tying you to the bed again and having my wicked way with you all day, while going through your underwear," Ed's grin seemed to cover half his face. "But I think I could endure a day of shopping with you, first it's time for food,"

Disclaimer: Right now I'm considering offering this fan fic for adoption, so if anyone wants it drop a review and I'll decide after two weeks cause I'm going on holidays and I won't have the internet while I'm gone. So thanks to everyone who enjoyed my fan fic.