Well I hope no one kills me. –Dodges a lamp- But I'm sorry for the late update. And it might be short…-dodges a tomato- only because I didn't want to explain about ninjas. –Dodges a couch- seriously can you stop throwing things! –Stares accusingly at XxXEvilSk8erKidXxX who said she would find me- Yea I know it's you.
Tenten: Did you know that if you hurt the author her fingers could break…and guess what…no more updates.
Sakura: Skittles!
Sasuke: …
Neji: Ok then.
Me: Disclaimer Tenten please!
Tenten: -makes an annoyed face- why can't Sakura do it?
Me: Cause' I told you and I'm the author!
Tenten: Che. Naru-Vampire does not own Naruto, because if she did I would have a gun shot wound n my arm. –Glares pointedly at myself-
Me: Hehe. About that…
Tenten: How do you like gun shot wounds? –Tenten stepped towards me. And I stepped back-
Me: Erm! Enjoy chapter 6!
Gangly Actions
Chapter 6: The Club
Recap
"What is it?" Neji raised an eyebrow.
'Thou shall not enter onto thy property or thou shall burn in thee fiery pits of hell!' was written in bold lettering on a sign. Erm…just kidding laugh out loud. (I felt like being Shakespeare =P)
"KHS is no where's to be seen." Sasuke murmured. Everyone looked up, but couldn't see the humungous school that was their yesterday. Instead they saw ashes and rubble. Someone had burnt down the school.
End Recap
"Holy…" Sakura started.
"Gorillas." Tenten finished. Everyone looked at her. Déjà vu anyone? "What…I like gorillas…" Tenten pouted.
"Ok then…about this problem." Neji murmured. In unison everyone looked at the smoke filled court yard. "No more school…huh?" he stated.
"I guess not." Ino said.
"You know what that means…?" Sakura chirped.
"Oh no…" Tenten murmured as she slapped a hand to her forehead.
"PAR-TAY!" Sakura exclaimed. Ino and Naruto beamed at her.
"YAY! PAR-TAY!" they screamed in unison.
Temari started twitching while Shikamaru muttered 'troublesome'. Kiba had an evil smirk on his face. (Pervert) Neji and Sasuke showed no sign of emotion. Tenten groaned.
"Ok! Let's all go home change into some party clothes and go to the club downtown!" Sakura sped off on her bike; Naruto and Ino were hot on her heels…or wheels?
The rest of Hatake groaned and sped off after them. Once they arrived back at home sweet home they painfully got off of their bikes and dragged themselves inside. Except for Kiba…he was making nasty plans in his mind. EW.
"You guys are so slow!" Sakura exclaimed there she Ino and Naruto stood…already in party clothes. Shikamaru and Sasuke looked up and both got major nose bleeds…as well as Kiba.
Sakura wore tight leather pants, and a bright red halter top. It seemed simple enough…but it was also very curve revealing. She also had her hair in a neat pony. Ino had on a tight red mini skirt with a black tube top. Her hair was in pig tails. To top everything off they had on black pumps.
Hinata blushed as she glanced at Naruto. It's not like he was wearing anything revealing…just that he looked so smexy. He wore a black and gray striped shirt. With black jeans…and normal sneakers. The colors clashed with his hair…and it didn't look bad.
"Come on…chop chop! Go change!" Ino exclaimed as she dragged Shikamaru; who still had a nose bleed; to his room.
Sakura skipped over to Tenten and dragged her to her room as well. "I have the perfect outfit for you. Remember that shirt…" Sakura whispered in her ear. Tenten blushed crimson. And followed Sakura.
Naruto bounced on his heels by Sasuke. "Come on teme! Go change! This is going to be fun!" he pestered. Sasuke merely scowled and walked to his room. As did everyone else.
When everyone was finished. They gathered in the living room.
Temari was wearing an off the shoulder blue top with black short shorts. She wore black boots. Surprisingly her hair was down. Hinata was wearing a shirt that had long sleeved on one side and no sleeves on the other. It was a light purple. She then wore long flare jeans, with black flats on her feet. Her hair was down as well. Kiba wore a crimson shirt with black pants and vans. Shikamaru wore a brown shirt with dark blue jeans, with black converses. Neji wore a white shirt with one button unbuttoned with gray jeans and white and black converses. Lastly Sasuke wore a black shirt that was totally unbuttoned. With a gray muscle shirt underneath. To top it off her wore black vans that had one red skull on the outside.
Everyone was in the living room except for Sakura and Tenten.
"I wonder where Tenten and Sakura are." Neji said out loud.
"Same." Sasuke said.
"No!!!!! I don't want to go! Sakura!" Everyone turned their heads towards the voice. Sakura was on the stair case, it looked like she was dragging something up the stairs. Sakura smirked evilly before making a huge tug on the person's arm. Tenten flew up the stairs and landed beside Sakura. All of Hatake had their eyes on them.
Tenten blushed a very unnatural color as everyone took in her outfit. Neji had a nosebleed while Kiba's mouth was ajar. Temari who noticed Kiba staring like the pervert he is; bonked him on the head. Tenten was wearing black biker shorts. She had on a bright pink shirt. It showed some of her stomach and the cut went just above her cleavage. She wore black pumps that had wrapping that went up her legs. (You know like those ballerina things but longer.) Lastly her hair was in a side pony tail with some of her bangs framing her face.
"See I told you, you look hot!" Sakura exclaimed as she beamed at Tenten. Tenten turned a darker shade of red.
"Sakura I hate you." She whispered.
"Right…I'm sure you do!" Sakura waved her hand like it was nothing. "Let's get going shall we?" she chirped. Then she Ino and Naruto ran out of the room, hopped on their bikes, and rode away. Everyone sweat dropped.
"I guess we should go." Kiba murmured as everyone left the room and went after the party excited people.
About ten minutes later they were riding downtown and into a crowded parking lot. "I guess a lot of people like this club." Temari murmured. The club was named 'Eclipse.' Catchy name don't you think?
"Yeppers." Ino chirped.
Hatake parked their bikes and then walked into the club. Sakura, Naruto, and Ino had hearts in their eyes as they looked at the club. Kiba was drooling. "Let's dance!" Sakura exclaimed as she grabbed Hinata's and Tenten's hands. Ino grabbed Temari. And they ran over to the dance floor. They started to dance to the rhythm of the music.
The way they moved to the music was as if they rehearsed it. Their hips flowed gently, yet seductively. The guys in Hatake glared as most of male population in the club stared at the girls with lust filled eyes.
Sasuke glared at one man in particle as he glided over to Sakura. The man tapped Sakura on the shoulder, and she turned around to face him. He took her hand and said something about how she looks lovely and kissed her hand. Sakura blushed and the man asked her for a dance. She accepted the request and they started to dance.
He guy who was dancing with Sakura wasn't half bad looking. He had black short hair and onyx eyes; just like Sasuke's. His shirt was a gray buttoned down shirt, with the first two top and bottom buttons undone. He wore dark jeans and black and blue Nikes'.
Sasuke fumed as Sakura and the mystery man danced. The way they danced was very modern. Sakura grinded her hips in the spot every man cares for most, the guy in turn grinded her ass. His hands were placed on her hips while her hands reached for his neck.
Does she want to get the guy horny? Sasuke growled inwardly.
And as if on cue the guy turned her around and kissed her. Kissed. Her. How dare he kiss MY Sakura? Sasuke narrowed his eyes and stomped over to them. He saw Sakura muffling words, but the man's lips were too tight on hers'. She so didn't want him kissing her. Her hands were on his chest trying to push him away but he pulled her closer.
Sasuke grabbed the guy by the collar of his shirt and tugged him off of Sakura. Then he sent a fist at his face. Sakura coughed as she took in fresh air.
"What the hell?" The man hissed as he clutched his face and glowered at Sasuke.
"You don't forcefully kiss someone." Sasuke growled.
The man smirked. "Hit a soft spot now hasn't I?" he mocked.
"Sai!" Sakura warned.
Said man only glanced at her with lust evident in his eyes. "Are you and this man together?" he gestured towards Sasuke. "Because if you are…" Sai hissed.
"No we are not together! And neither are you and I!" Sakura snapped at him.
Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest at glared at Sai. "She would never go out with low life scum like you." He snorted, stating the obvious.
"I didn't see her dancing with you. Mister arrogant ass." Sai retorted, also folding his arms over his chest, defiantly.
Sakura rolled her eyes.
"I didn't ask her to dance asshole." Sasuke retorted.
"Then why are you making such a big deal out me kissing her?" Sai quirked (Oh a big word!) an eyebrow.
"Because you're disgusting. And because I take care of my gang. Meaning I don't let slim balls like you take advantage of girls like Sakura." Sasuke told Sai firmly.
"Oh…you're in a gang now? That's interesting. But why would Sakura…so weak and delicate be in a gang?" Sai mocked.
Steam flew out of Sakura's ears as she landed a punch on Sai's face. (Ding ding ding! That's 2 to 0!)
"Does that answer your question?" Sasuke asked the now whimpering Sai. Sakura was about to go at Sai some more but Sasuke took her arm and dragged her away.
"Stupid Sai…thinking I'm weak…who the hell does he think he is?" Sakura mumbled under her breath as Sasuke brought her to a table. All of Hatake was there.
The table was in the shape of a hexagon. (Awkward…) Two seats per side. Ino and Shikamaru were sitting together and were next to Hinata and Naruto, who was next to Temari and Kiba, who was next to Tenten and Neji. Sakura took a seat close to Tenten and Sasuke sat beside her. There was one more spot for two people…but no one sat there.
"Anything interesting happen?" Naruto asked, while wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"No dobe." Sasuke glared.
Sakura put her hand to her mouth and started to giggle…for no apparent reason. Everyone looked at her with raised eyebrows. She couldn't hold it in anymore she burst out in hysterical laughing.
"Oh my god! You like so totally won't believe like what like never happened!" Sakura giggled. Her eyes began to cross and she smiled weirdly. "I bet you can't do this." She mocked.
Then Naruto narrowed his eyes. "I bet I can!" he exclaimed.
His eyes started to move but they never could get crossed. Naruto turned into chibi form and pouted.
"Ha-ha!" Sakura stuck her tongue out at Naruto as she UN crossed her eyes. She too was in chibi form.
Naruto started to cry tears. "Sakura is a meanie!" he whined. Hinata hugged him and was also in chibi form…what the hell is going on.
"Naruto is a cry baby!" Sakura said in a very childish tone as she stuck a finger at Naruto.
Ino then turned chibi and was laughing and pointing at Naruto. Everyone was in chibi form. Shikamaru was sleeping on the table. Z's were formed over his head. Kiba was pulling at an annoyed Temari's hair. Neji and Tenten were looking around the table with horrified expressions. Sasuke was twitching.
"Ne, Sakura did you take your pill?" Tenten got out of chibi form…as well as did everyone else.
"Err…well you see. I was going to take the pill. But then I saw a skittle and I thought 'hey look it looks like my pill! Except it looks like it has food coloring. Maybe I'll just take the skittle and then it will substitute as my pill! Yes I am genius!' and so I ate the skittle." Sakura shrugged and rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.
"That would explain a lot." Tenten muttered.
"So you're the one who ate my skittle!" Naruto exclaimed as he narrowed his eyes at Sakura. He was no longer crying.
"I didn't see your name on it…" Sakura smiled innocently.
"You didn't…?" Naruto furrowed his brows. "But I wrote it on the back!" he exclaimed.
Naruto likes exclaiming if you can't tell.
"I guess it didn't cross my mind." Sakura chirped.
"Oh…well you owe me an orange skittle!" Naruto stated.
"But it was red…" Sakura muttered.
"But I like orange!" Naruto giggled. Maybe they both need pills.
"Anyways…" Tenten started. She reached into her purse. "Here Sakura take the pill!" she ordered as she sat a pill in front of Sakura.
Sakura's eyes narrowed at the thing.
"I already told you mister pill that I am not emo!" Sakura pointed an accusing finger at the pill. "Just because you are doesn't mean you can tell me I am!" she huffed.
She paused as if it were speaking back to her. "No I am not in love with you!" Sakura scoffed.
Another pause. "If you are going to be like that then I won't take you!" Sakura folded her arms over her chest defiantly.
"Sakura take the pill. Now." Tenten hissed. Sakura gulped and threw the pill into her mouth, she then swallowed.
"Happy bun head?" Sakura sneered at Tenten.
"I am not a a bun head billboard brow!" she exclaimed back.
"Panda!"
"Forehead!"
"Panda!"
"Forehead!"
"Oi!" Sasuke grunted. Everyone stopped. "Aren't we supposed to be explaining about ninjas?" he raised an eyebrow.
"Oh yea…" Sakura remembered.
"Oh! OH! Teach me!" Naruto bounced in his seat.
"Ok so this is where everything begins…"
Oki Doki. How do you guys like it? Anyways I took down my poll and well 'Gangly Actions' won. Then it was 'Desirable.' And so all of you know…I'm writing 'Pleasantly Terrifying' before 'BoysGirlsDisaster' because I plan on re-writing that story. So it makes sense.
Sasuke: Because it doesn't make sense…
Neji: You've said it.
Me: Hey! I already said it didn't make sense. No need to repeat my words.
Character responses (Got idea from Icha Icha Ramen. You should read her stories. SOOOO good!)
To: NejDei-ILY
Naruto: Yay a bodyguard! We no longer have to do it!
Ino: YAY!
Kiba: Rawr.
Sakura: Nice name change by the way.
Sasuke: -smirks sexily- I have many emotions…
Tenten: -blinks a couple of times- You do?
Sakura: Of course he has hormones! Don't you ever see his pants get tight?
Tenten: Why are you looking there?
Sakura: -blushes- No reason!
Sasuke: -smirks sexily- Because I'm sexy!
Sakura: Yes you are!
Neji: -blinks- Is something going to happen between them?
Hinata: Isn't that obvious?
Shikamaru: I figured that out two years ago.
Temari: OK…
To: XxXEvilSk8erKidXxx
Kiba: -burns down school- happy?
Naruto- I shall protect Lexi-chan! You shall not find her. –folds arms over chest definitely.-
Temari: -rolls eyes- What ever.
To: Everybody else….I is lazy.
Sakura: -jumps up and down in joy- People are reviewing!
Tenten: Why wouldn't they?
Sasuke: -narrows eyes- It seems at though Gabby hasn't reviewed last chapter.
Sakura: -stops jumping up and down. - What!?!!??!!?!?
Tenten: Erm, probably busy?
Ino: Yea…
Neji: O_O
Anyways keep reviewing! I love you guys!