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Hello

Again Chuck is not mine- nope nadda one cent is made off this .. whatever it is :) Big Scarry guys own that. Time for a Sarah Action Figure!

No beta either, all misstaks my own.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch... err Castle

Casey lowers his weapon.

Forrest then stares down at the empty bottle - Humph # 12 (Demanding) "You better have more of this?."

"With Bartowski around I have some stashed all over this place since I never know where I'm going to get the urge to spade the geek"

Laughing, a little too much Casey thought, Forrest walks over to the conference table. Casey pulls another bottle out and grabs two glasses, fills both and passes one to Forrest.

"Cheers!" They toss back the drinks and Casey refills the glasses "What the deal Forrest, last I heard you were going back under deep cover"

Forrest looking around with blurred eyes"After I left here, I was in charge of a raid on a Fulcrum storage facility when I left here."

And another refill was had by all.

"After that I was assigned to get close to a business man that might have ties with a group called the Ring. I wass suppose to meet up with him last night at a black tie thingie when I got my leash pulled by the new CIA derector who grilled me about you, Walker and the nerd, Barf-on-sky walker half the night. When he was done he said I was going to be sent here to become your new partner and prepare for it to be long term. He told me to take a vacation first, gave me a ticket to Miami, but I exchanged them for here because I wanted the chance to kick Barbie's butt and watch her squirm when she got reassigned or even fired. Besides watching your face when you disagreed with my assessment when it all came out was not that unappealing either Casey."

Grunt #76 (I'M NOT WRONG) taking a shot, he pours two more drinks.

"Forrest you might not get a chance, Walker has not made the last check in. Not sure what is going on, however I can't get ahold of the General.

Also I need to get a team to check the surveillance equiptment on the assets…" Casey punches up LADY's feed and there is Morgan sitting in the middle of Chuck's bed dialling. Casey's then hears his phone ring.

"What do you want moron?"

"Hi Casey, big guy, it me Morgan, wow I didn't think you would have the new phone number yet. Did I give it to you this morning, wow anyways I am over at Chucks and there is no sign of him here. I was wondering if you might know where he might be. I checked the arcade and you already know…"

Casey hung up and started back tracking the feed from where he left this morning.

Forrest somehow sensing the change in atmosphere humped (#16 Stupidity Alert) "Whatsss did the idiot do now"

"He was ordered to stay home until I return. More than likely slipped off his leash and went straight to Walkers.

Humph # 6 (Funny) "Bartowski – dog – spade oh crap that is dead on." "oooh crappp, then to Walkers we go. Withh luck we might get to kick both their butts"

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Over in the other ER bed, Virginia was with the chief of the police tactical squad. He spent over twenty minutes with the blonde and all he got was a headache and a stare that made his blood run cold. This one was no better, but cheerier at least. She evaded all the questions put to her, and every time that he would mention what was going to happen to them, all he got was "Oh crap, just wait for it." Whatever that meant he knew that he would not like it.

"Chief, Doc's here. Want to talk to her before she goes in?"

"Great the sooner I get these two out of my hair – the sooner I can hit the liquor store."

The chief comes out is introduced to the lovely and talented, Doctor Ellie Bartowski-Woodcomb.

"Doctor these two ladies have created a riot situation by the beach on the third pier. Now we have them handcuffed to the bed and I would like to have two of my men in there with you as you examine them. We believe them to be extremely dangerous. We have no idea of what their names are; we are calling them Blonde and Brunette Doe for the moment"

The Chief stops as another doctor comes up behind the first "Hey Officer. I'm Doctor Devin Woodcomb" He turns to the other doctor "Awesome, I got done my shift and I heard that there were two dangerous felons here and I thought you might need a hand."

"Sure, we were swamped before this happened." Ellie replies, looking more frazzled than normal.

She turned back to the Chief. "They are handcuffed to the bed, I think that the risk is minimal and I have to respect their right to have a private conversation and exam, there will be police right outside the curtains it will be safe enough."

The chief knew this was coming, hence why he ordered 6 guards per bed. "Ok Dr. Brunette Doe is in this bed here, and Blonde Doe is in the one at the other end of the ward, Both are not the most helpful when it comes to answering questions though"

Hearing that Devin very quickly jumps up, causing Ellie to drop the chart she was just given "That's my cue, a brisk jog down the ward, Awesome".

"Hold it a second Doctor" the chief called "While we are not clear on why these two were fighting, I will tell you this, both of these women are some of the most talented hand to hand fighters that I or any of my team have ever seen. Nobody wanted to even approach them without at least three other members with them. We are sure that they could best any one of us, possibly two. We have therefore placed 6 guard on each and have handcuffed both their hands and feet to the bed. They have already escaped one set of cuffs so if any of my men hear anything that sounds unusual they will be entering is that understood."

Ellie give the chief one of those famous Bartowski smiles "Thank you for letting us know. We'll be careful and thank you for coming to our rescue if needed"

Devin "Absolutely – Awesome you guys are here to protect us"

The chief shakes his head – "How many times a day does he say that?"

Devin turns and does a fast walk down the ward"OK, walk casually down to Sarah's bed, nothing to see here people, whew, is it hot in here" He nodds to the police as he slips through the surrounded curtain and sees Sarah. "Oh not Awesome, I've never seen her look this upset over anything"

"hey .. er Ms. Blonde doe"

Hearing the Captain's voice Sarah turns around and grabs Devin in a bear hug that he would have sworn she would never had the strength to give. She starts to sobbed into his shoulder.

Sarah knows that this could be the only time she will ever have again to get a message to her Chuck. "You have to tell Chuck how sorry I am, tell him how much I… love him. He is the love of my life and now I'll never get to see him or tell him or get in touch with him again. Promise me Devin, you have to promise me that you will MAKE him find someone to make him happy. I could not live if I knew that he was miserable because I … I messed up really really bad. Really bad. And now they will never let me see him again. Just like any relationship I've ever been in I just ruin everything."

"Not Awesome!" "A R A H N E E B R E A T " said Devin as he started turning a lovely shade of blue.
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Ellie goes through the curtain and finds a small brunette doing deep breathing exercises.

"Hello I am Dr. Bartowski-Woodcomb, I'm here to examine you. I have to tell you that there are several very large police personnel on the other side of this curtain and any word from me and I suspect that your day will have gone from bad to worse."

Virginia looked up and did a quick smile "Dr, believe it or not, I did not wake up this morning and expect to cause any thing other than to have a quick meeting, eat some frozen yogurt and stop by to see how the new school was coming along."

"You're a teacher then?"

She laughed "Use to be, and it if things work like I want them to, then I will be again." Virginia sighs, "Retirement is now out the question, and as much as I love my new boss, I want to do something more useful then type reports and get coffee"

Ellie smiles "How can the police say she created a riot, she seems like a really nice person" "So shall I call you Ms. Brunette Doe, or is there another name I can call you?"

Virginia pretends to ponders what to answer while is listening to the tactical chief talking loudly to someone sounding very upset outside the curtain. "So it's about time you got your butt in gear."

She slowly goes into a lotus position in the middle of the bed, she sighs again and shaks her head a little as she answers Ellie "I've been called quite a few names over the years, but you can call me Virginia. May I have the honour to call you Ellie or would you prefer to be called Dr. Bartowski-Woodcomb."

Ellie stiffens when she realized that she never gave this woman her first name. She steps back from the bed and realizes for the first time that Virginia is no longer handcuffed anywhere.

"Umm could someone come in here please?"

Virginia smiles "Way ahead of you Ellie, look behind you."

Ellie looks around and there is a man wearing an expensive black suite, dark glasses and looks like he is coming out of a seizure.

"Ohhh my you and he… and you …. Oh crap that means that it can work…."

"Oh Crap" More confused than ever Ellie reaches up and removes the glasses on the man's face. She knows the voice but it can't be real until she looks him in the eyes.

"CHUCK!! What the hell is going on here? What was that a seizure? Do you know this person? What the hell are you wearing? " Virginia forgotten, Ellie was in big worried sister mode over her brother.

Chuck shakes his head and seems to be listening to something for a sec.

"Sis it complicated..."

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A few minutes earlier, also in the ER

Chuck Bartowski dressed in a $1500 totally Men in Black outfit, stopped at the entrance of the ER and looked around.

"Chuck – Stay cool. Give it a second, let the cops get curious." Said the voice taking in Chuck's ear. "You are Special Agent Charles Carmichael and if you need to refer to me, it's Percy – Right now we are about to have a dozen po'ed police and I want you in and out as fast as possible. According to my recon ahead and a little on the left is Virginia. The person in front of her curtain is the tactical chief. Sarah is the last on the right, and I will extract her. I know that you are freaking out right now, but I promise someday she will find out you were her knight in shining armor. Oh crap, please try to get your knees from shaking, it really runes the image you need to project"

Chuck's slight twitching of his legs stop and he wills himself to relax, or at least tries to the best he can.

"Good. Remember, try to avoid your sister. Hopefully Devin has her distracted somewhere. If you run into her, then well… we will have to cross that bridge when we come to it. OK Chuck – Agent Carmichael – It's Showtime"

Chuck walks over to the tactical chief. "Chief; I am Special Agent Carmichael, I'm here to take charge of the prisoners. You and your men are free to leave now." Chuck takes out his CIA ID and shows it to the chief.

"Wait just a darn minute who the heck do you think you are and if you think you are taking anybody anywhere then you have another thing coming. These are our prisoners and they are staying in our custody. UNDERSTAND. Now who are you with what authority do you think you can barge in here and order us around. Besides, you don't look like you could stand up in a stiff wind. These two girls could take out half of my men here."

"I understand completely your position Chief. In your shoes I would do exactly the same thing. I also know what is going to happen in reality. Please pick up your phone chief. You will want to take that call." "MIB heck – This is so NEO"

The chief walks back towards the brunette's curtain, looks at the caller display – "Oh crap". He answers the call.

"Yes sir someone calling himself Carmichael just arrived."

"What do you mean that he is in charge?"

"My men took them down; they have a right to see this through."

"No sir I am not trying to disrespect the Governor's office, but does he understand what happened here this morning."

"He said what…"

"No sir I see no reason to have the Governor receive another call from the President." "OH CRAP, Who are these two!"

"No sir I will not want that disrespect to fall back in my team."

"Sir, who is this guy?"

"Yes sir no questions will be asked."

"Yes sir I will personally make sure that my team does not mention this to anyone."

"Yes sir, he actually told my men to pull out."

"Yes sir, we will be back at base in 10 minutes."

"Yes sir, myself and my second will be in your office in 8."

The chief glares at the Man in Black, this Carmichael, and closes his phone. "Oh Crap" Turning to his men beside the brunette's curtain. "Back in the van double time, Tell team 2 - move"

"Carmichael -they are your headache." He throws a set of handcuff keys at Chuck as he goes by.

"CHUCK - CHUCK – SAY THANK YOU CHIEF" was shouting in his ear.

"Thank you Chief." Chuck then shakes his hand and watches the police leave.

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In a white lab coat, pretending to look at a chart and talking to someone on a phone beside the curtain with Walker inside, Director Scott was smiling. He enjoyed this much more than he expected. "Good grief, I forgot how much fun it is to watch a noob".

"Oh Chuck, please remember to breath, you look like you're wavering a bit". "Yeah I got to have that not breathing thing checked"

Chuck nodded to no one, and silently entered the curtain containing his 'target'.

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And that is another chapter in how the bowel moves.. oops wrong story.

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