A/N: I'm trying to write them somewhat in character... but I've clearly failed EPICLY.
First Prime - G1 Prime
Fire Prime - RiD Prime
Cat Prime - Armada Prime
Young Prime - TFA Prime
Flamey - Movie Prime
Chapter 4
It was yet another day (or night? I've lost track of time, Flamey thought) in the same yellow-walled prison that is the Waiting Area. The 5 Primes were playing a fairly simple game: Truth or Dare. Cat Prime pointed to First Prime and asked, "Hey big guy, truth or dare?"
First Prime, confident of his choices as he was on the battlefield, replied without hesitation, "Dare."
Cat Prime snickered before scribbling something on a datapad and passing it the long way around the small ring to First Prime. With each successful pass, the expressions on the Primes' faces told First Prime that he would most definitely not like the challenge one bit. When he finally got his blue hands on the datapad, his optics widened before he yelled, "Are you serious? There's no way I'm doing this!"
The other Primes glared at him with their signature 'Your-Prime-Wills-It-So-Better-Do-It-Or-Get-Sent-To-The-Brig' look in their optics and droned in unison, "Do it."
First Prime gulped before nodding his head slowly. He stood up from his Big Red Bot couch and walked over to the centre of the Waiting Area. He 'cleared his throat' and started to read a datapad out loud. "May I have your attention please?" All the bots in the room turned and watched First Prime. He then nervously continued, "I, Optimus Prime, am now going to sing a song titled 'Nobody', sung by the human Korean group, Wonder Girls."
At the mere mention of the song title, the enormous crowd (where did everyone come from, Flamey thought) cheered loudly. Not surprisingly, most of the bots present seem to be femmes from First Prime's own universe. (Wait, what happened to them, thought First Prime, shouldn't they be on Cybertron? Where's Elita??)
Only a few seconds into the song, the sea of bots (Autobots, Decepticons and Neutrals) finally know the reason why First Prime doesn't sing.
After the (agonising) 4 minutes, First Prime stomped over to Cat Prime and simply tossed the microphone he had been using at his head. He then sank back into his Big Red Bot couch and repeatedly mumbled something along the lines of "Choose truth, not dare... choose truth, not dare..." Nearby, Flamey was in a similar scene. "Never attempt to sing... never attempt to sing..."
