I'm back once again to answer your questions. I'm sorry if it took a long time. I've been busy in the office lately and you know how hard it is to keep an eye out not only with the colonel but with the others too. Now, let's go to your questions.
The first letter came from , the Ice Alchemist:
Dear Lt Hawkeye
Roy at his office is slacking off (again). Please don't tell him it was me. Once he was threading to burn his paper work. Anyway here comes the questions( you can answer the ones you want to)
Does "babysitting Roy" is annoying? What would you answer Roy if asks you to wear a miniskirt? Do you have rants about him being "useless" in the rain? Oh my god! Roy is coming gotta go bye!
Best Regards: Ice Alchemist
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Hello Ice Alchemist,
What exactly are you doing at Roy's office? Are you slacking off too? Anyway, thank you for telling me. I'll talk to him about it later.
About your question, well, it's only when he's acting like a child. There are times when he was so intolerable, really.
I would say that if he really wanted to live until he became Fuhrer, he shouldn't ask me such things, kidding aside, I will respectfully deny that request.
Hmm, rants just like Edward Elric? No, I can't remember that he ranted that but I know there are time when he is so pissed because of it.
Okay. I hope I answered your question.
The next letter came again from first lieutenant riza hawkeye:
hi again! not me person! oh cani call you hawkeye or l-t as in in letters form as in leiutenant?
if you dont want to know:D... it's obvious... i came up ith that idea since i saw a lot of fanfics about you and doujins you know comic type whatsoeers... site:
?display=Full%20Metal%20Alchemist%2FDoujins%2FRiza%20and%20Winry%20%28English%29%2FRiza%20and%20Winry%20-%
try it it's worth typing!
2.I KNOW YOU DO HAVE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP! DONT HIDE IT!
YOU'RE OBVIOUS... TO OBVIOUS...
3. there's a fanfic in which roy's a little kinda addicted to you!:D
4. pls read this fanfic! (ask the fma stars) it's great!
and riza sitting on the tree. k-i-s-s i-n-g! first omes love second comes marriage third comes a baby named...!
AH! DONT SHOOT! and you're done with the third!
I JUST KNOW IT!
why dont you just admit it! it's what's best!
before you lose him...
6. what if roy got angry at you since you ALMOST killed one of his lovers and then he pointed his fingers at you angrily not caring if you are one of his dearest subordinates...
what will you say? dont say i dont know!
THERE ARE MANY FISHES IN THE SEA BUT ONLY ONE IS THE PERFECT CATCH FOR YOU. IF YOU DONT CATCH IT WHILE YOU CAN SOMEBODY ELSE MIGHT. OR YOU MIGHT LOSE IT FOREVER...
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Hello again,
Well you can call me anything you want.
1. How can you tell that it's obvious? Uhm, PLEASE don't send me links like those! It's inappropriate. Please have some respect.
2. Once again, how can you tell that it's obvious?
3. hmm… I might see that later.
4. I'll try reading it if I have the time.
5. Named what??? And what should I admit?
6. Okay… this is an odd question. I won't kill one of his "lovers", I'm not that stupid.
"THERE ARE MANY FISHES IN THE SEA BUT ONLY ONE IS THE PERFECT CATCH FOR YOU. IF YOU DONT CATCH IT WHILE YOU CAN SOMEBODY ELSE MIGHT. OR YOU MIGHT LOSE IT FOREVER..."
-and what do you mean by this?
The third letter came from Katsukun:
Hello Ms. Riza ^^
Tee hee, it's so cool that I get to talk to you. xD I made an account just to get to talk to you, and the others. Alot of people already told you how awesome you are, but I'll tell you again anyway :) You're awesome. Anyone would be lucky, to have a bodyguard/bestfriend/subordinate/lover like you. ^^ Even if sometimes Roy doesn't show that he appreciates you that much, he REALLY REALLY does. (but I guess you already knew that) Keep it up! ^^ I'm routing for you guys :D
And a question. How come you guys never sweat in the office? Do you guys have some sort of airconditioning? o.O And when I see your uniforms, they seem really think and heavy. :|
Anyway, thank you Ms. Riza! ^^
-Katsu
PS. Please stop denying your Love for the Colonel. :)
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Hi Katsu,
Well, that's nice. Thank you so much once again, for appreciating me. Lover? I think that would be impossible.
Yes, I already know that he care enough for us, his subordinates.
Regarding your question, well, the temperature is not that hot. Yes, our uniforms really are thick but they are not that heavy. They are really comfortable.
And you're welcome Katsu
P.S. –what is there to deny? I care for him, isn't that enough?-
Next is ThatGirl96'letter:
Swet. Beautiful answers there. Notice, SHE AVOIDED ALL QUESTIONS CONCERNING HER RELATION SHIP WITH THE COLONEL! - suspicion -
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Hello, Thanks for saying that.
The real question here is why would you be suspicious? An I'm not avoiding the questions about that. I'm still answering it and giving some opinions about it right?
The last letter came from 4cherryblossoms:
Wow, everyone's getting these "ask _" fics these days.
I just wanted to say that I really admire you for being such a loyal subordinate, and for definitely being a strong person despite the challenges you face. You're one of my favorite characters, so I'm really glad to have even this short moment to talk to you~
Did you ever have second thoughts on joining the military? Like, in the middly of training, you'd ask youself, "Why am I here?" Or something? I've kinda felt like that at some point (but I'm not in the military, just something similar XD).
Well, good luck with everything! Haha, especially with keeping the Colonel at his work. 8D
--Cherry
Hello there Cherry,
Thank you so much. I'm glad
No, I never had never second thoughts. Well, there's a point in my life that I asked that to myself but I already knew the answer.
Yes, thank you once again. Good luck to you too.
There, I hope my answers satisfied your questions. Drop by again next time if you like to ask me some things again. Thank you and until next time. I need to get back to reading my report for tomorrow.
