The Super Ultra Mega Crossover Fanfic OF DOOM

by Souls of Fire

A super-crazy cracfic with at least 14 different series, shows, etc. refrenced in it. Some include Death Note, Lucky Star, D.Gray Man, Elfen Lied, Hellsing, Code Geass, and Bleach! Rated T just to be safe.

3. Chapter 3

AN: Okay, this was written entirely by Phoenixofthecupcakes and her comic genious. Hopefully I'll do my own chappy soon, but I'm busy with my Elfen Lied fanfic right now. Ah well. Here's chappy 3!

So Integra sneezed so hard that the whole universe exploded. The end. Only not really, because everyone who had a life was evacuated to another universe. So only Osaka and Suzaku and Naruto exploded. Then a meatball landed on mars. Only it didn't matter because mars had already exploded. Only not really, because Integra never sneezed, she just pretended she did. And everyone pretended they were evacuated. Osaka , Suzaku and Naruto pretended to blow up. Only not really because Phoenix decided she hated them so much she would maker them explode anyways. Only not Osaka . She was spared. OH MY GAH. Only then the Millenium Earl brought Phoenix strawberry ice cream, which Phoenix hates with a capital H, A, T, E and S. So she fed him to the man eating rabbit from Monty Python. And Sir Galahad was pleased. Only not really. Only actually maybe. I really don't know. Then the grammar thing exploded since Phoenix used very bad grammar on Microsoft Word, and Grimmjow died from swallowing one ice cube too many. Only not really, because Phoenix is a huge Grimmjow fan AND SHE WOULD NOT WRITE ABOUT HIS DEATH. EVER. Only not really. Only actually not. Maybe. Only really actually maybe not. Yeah. Then Billy Mays arose from the dead and sold Minoru Shiraishi and Kyon Oxi-clean, Orange Glow and Mighty Putty. Then Anakin used the force to make all French fries float for ETERNITY. Only not really, because Anakin already died. Silly readers, you should know that!Then King Harkinian said "Mah Boi" and Mama luigi choked on a bagel and died. Only not really. Only he actually did. So ignore that not really. Then Phoenix , surprise of surprises, put an "only not really" down after this sentence and got deported to Djibouti . Only not really. Then Maka shoved Mama Luigi down her throat while screaming "DOWN WITH REPUBLICAN ANTEATERS!" Only not really. Only yes really. I dunno, you decide. My head hurts.

Then Phoenix was sacked for saying one " only not really" too many. Only not really. Only maybe, at this point. But back to the fanfic.

Then Ritsuka put Soubi in a giant waffle iron along with Byakuya and Souly. Only not really, because the waffle iron was sacked as well as Phoenix . Then Souly did the can-can with Lavi. Their dancing skills were so awful that they were sacked. Then this chapter ended. Only not really. Only really, actually. I dunno, maybe, but only if it's a Tuesday in the year 2079 and I'm a balding lawyer wearing a pink suit.