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The Hilarious Adventures of Matt and Mello
One day at Wammy's House For Gifted Orphans, a cute little blue-eyed blonde boy decided it would be funny to steal a certain albino child's favorite puppet and annoy the hell out of everyone in the house.
B was no exception.
Mello walked up behind the 15 year old boy with crimson eyes.
Now it just so happened that one day the previous month the top five children in the orphanage decided to tell their true names to one another.
Mello stuck the puppet in B's face and sang:
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Beyond, happy birthday to you!"
B calmly proceeded to take the puppet off Mello's hand and rip it's head off. He handed the two pieces back.
"Now, lets see you make it sing."
"It doesn't matter anyway. It belonged to Near. Seeing that his favorite puppet has been murdered might actually make the runt cry!" Mello laughed and walked away.
A half an hour later, Matt saw a sobbing Near run out of his room. He looked in the door way and saw a rabbit puppet with it's head torn off lying on the bed.