"Carlisle, you are a unicorn."
Carlisle tossed his mane. "You always were quick to grasp the situation, Edward. Was it the extra legs that gave it away, or the horn?" He whinnied impatiently. "Anyway, I have found a map."
"A map?"
"A map, Edward! To M.O.D. Jail! We're going to M.O.D. Jail, Edward!"
"Uh. Yeah. Right. You DO know that there is no M.O.D. Jail, right?"
"No, it's as real as this horn on my head." Carlisle poked Edward with the horn, just to make sure he got the POINT!
Edward pushed the horn away. "Anyway, do you mind telling me how you got the map?"
Carlisle nodded. "I just chanted 'I'm the map' several times. Be warned, we will have to do that when ever we want to look at the map."
"So can we look at the map now?" Edward was getting exasperated.
Carlisle snorted. "Of course. But you have to chant with me. I'm the map."
"I'm the map."
"I'M the map."
"I'm the map."
"For the love of Stephanie, Edward, put some FEELING into it! Where's your 'umph?'" Carlisle tossed his mane for what I fear might not be the last time.
"Probably in my room where I left it."
"What ever. Carry on then. I'M the MAP!"
"I'm THE map!"
"I'm the MAP!"
"I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the MAP!" Map materialized before them, finishing the chant himself. "Where do you want to go?"
Carlisle opened his mouth, but Edward was the first to speak. "We need to get to the M.O.D. Jail."
"Oh, I know how to get to the M.O.D. Jail! Do YOU know how to get to the M.O.D. Jail?"
This time Carlisle spoke up. "No, we don't, or we wouldn't need to ask."
"No need to get snippy with me! I can't stand scissors!" (ba dum hissss)
Carlisle tossed his mane and snorted. "So, Map, how do we get to the M.O.D. Jail?"
"Oh, that's easy!" Map unrolled himself in mid air and alighted upon the table. "First, you go through the Spooky Forest." An illustration of a forest lit up, and a blipping sound was heard in the background. "Then, you have to go over the Troll Bridge." A picture of a bridge lit up, and some trolls appeared around it. "And THAT'S how you get to the M.O.D. Jail!" Map rolled up again, and disappeared.
Edward shrugged. "That seems simple enough. First we go through the Spooky Forest. Then we go over the Troll Bridge. And that's how we get to M.O.D. Jail. Come on Carlisle, vamos!" Edward walked out the door.
Carlisle paused only to grab a purple backpack, then hurried out the door after Edward.
Needless to say, they made quite a sight. Imagine for a minute that you are walking down the road on sunny afternoon. As you turn the corner, you see a sparkling youth being followed by a unicorn with a talking backpack. You would probably be so surprised you wouldn't be able to move until they were well away from you.
Well, what you have just hypothetically experienced actually happened to one poor girl. She was so surprised she dropped her ice cream cone. She forgot she was in the middle of the street, and was hit and killed by a passing car. Carlisle used his unicorn powers to heal her while no one was looking.