Title: Untitled
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Umbridge, Firenze, Snape, McGonagall
Word Count: 100
Notes:Written on 10-2-2005 for luminousmarble, only I screwed it up.

"Where are we, High Inquisitor?" the centaur asked, his brutish face twisted into bewilderment.

"It's a surprise," Dolores replied sweetly. "Now, just get onto that thingummy over there."

"Of course, High Inquisitor." He stepped docilely onto a moving belt. "I'm so glad you're here to tell me what's best."

"Oh, I'm certain you'll make the best glue."

"Thank you, High Inqusitor!"

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McGonagall shuddered. "I think I hate the giggling more than anything. Puts me off my food."

Snape cocked an eyebrow. "More than the blatant misuse of power?"

"As a part of it. I know she's thinking of something beastly."