Chapter 2: The Club
On a remote place of the desert that surrounds our boring town there is a rocky mountain next to a deep dry creek, there is nothing special about the place other than the fact that there is nothing there, not a plant or an animal or no other thing that brings on attention. And there on the middle of the emptiness a wooden sign whit the inscription "keep off, volcano", nailed down of this one a smaller sign says "boring volcano, so go away".
Inside the volcano, a group of anthro-dinosaurs seem to be waiting for someone important to start; their chatting was turning into a noisy one when another dinosaur entered the room, on his sight the room was silent again. He walked to the center of the room, claws marking his every step, left a stack of papers on the desk in front of him and then spoke…
- Hi guys, I hope everyone knows why I have called u all here, we got Sara's 19 egg-day tonight and can't be on a worst time of the month…
Allo made a pause, like searching for the correct words, took a deep breath and facing the team said…
She's in heat
It was like he just said the world was ending, every male on the room was shocked except bonehead that was lost like always and terix that kept her poker face. Getting up of her chair she spoke.
- Like the boss said she is in that time of the month and there is nothing we can do about it… it seems to be a common thing between human males and females to mate at random times of the month and the female doesn't seem to have any control on her scent.
Now every male on the room was blushing if that is possible on a dinosaur, except bonehead who was unable to understand anything. Then one of them, Tricero, gathered enough courage to speak, on a low shy tone he said
- oh... that means she wants to mate us all?
Now he was blushing harder than before and feeling his heart speeding up by the minute, Terix's face on the other side of the table was one of pure hate, her eyes where a slit and her fists closed against the table, whit a calmed voice she said.
- No my dear Tricero, that means humans ignore all about scent's and that mean u will do it too
Hearing this bronto tunder asked the question that was on everyone's mind, except boneheads.
- Hey that means that even is she smells like she is trying to hit us… she's not?
- Well I doubt she EVER will like to hit YOU. Replied the feathered dinosaucer
Then Allo's voice sounded as loud as he can shout.
- THAT'S ENOUGH!.... we all know Sara since she was a kid and I think none of us will ever consider doing such a thing to her, on top of dinosaurs we all are dinosaucers and there for can resist our primal instincts; As a carnivore believe me I know about this.
Something about the tone of the speech made it very convincing, or maybe it was the fact that he was showing all his teeth to them and that along whit the killer look on his eyes gave a very short number of possible answers.
- YES SIR
They all replied as loud as they can; now whit a better mood Allo continued his speech.
- so we all going to gather on the main room to have a few drinks, play a few games and do whatever young adult humans do. And please keep your clothes on this time!
Whit the sound of this last comment they all sank their heads like they knew what was he talking about. Except bonehead that was as lost in his own mind as always, and for the first time spoke.
- That means we can go now? This is really boring u know
- Of course bonehead you can go now…. And please take care of the food and the setting of the table please. We all going in a second.
He wasn't on half sentence and bonehead was already gone, as happy as always was. Then the leader spoke again just before the rest went out
- And guys! Please take care of bonehead, remember he's not allowed to drink. and none of you are allowed to drink like the last time. Remember what I said earlier…
They all nodded; somehow this order seemed like one they didn't want to break. Not after that speech, never before Allo made them feel he was dangerous like now, now it was different it was a line they didn't want to cross.
