SS53: Hey guys!!!
Naruto: SasuSaku? I thought you'll be gone for a while?
SS53: Yeah but I got bored so I decided to update. Aren't you happy?
Naruto: Hell yeah I am!!! I'll finally know what will happen to teme!
(Sasuke and Sakura come in)
Sakura: Sasusaku? I thought you won't be back for a while?
Naruto: she decided to update since she got bored.
Sasuke: Hey why did you pick Sai to be the boyfriend in the last chap?
SS53: I had too…
Sasuke: I thought this was a SASUSAKU fanfic?!!
SS53: It is but there has to be some problem in the story right?
Sasuke: Fine just don't do anything bad again.
SS53: Can't promise you that (grins evilly)
Sasuke: Why you!!!
(Charges to me but Sakura and Naruto hold him back)
SS53: Tsk tsk… I won't do that If I were you Sasuke
Sasuke: why not?
SS53: Because I can do anything with this fanfic and you don't want it to end to tragedy, do you?
Sasuke: Hmp…
SS53: Now be a good boy and say the disclaimer.
Sasuke: (sigh) She doesn't know Naruto or anything mentioned here cuz its fan fiction.
SS53: Good boy (pats him on the head)
Previously:
"I don't think so" he said "Your not married so I somehow still have a chance. I will prove to her that I'm the one meant for her"
"Oh yeah?" Sai said getting irritated. "How's that?"
"If I were you, I'll treat her like a princess" Sasuke started " I will care for her so much and love her as well, more that my own life. I'll keep her safe and beat the crap out of anybody who hurts her. I'll even risk my life if I got to. She's the most important thing in my life and she deserves the best. She will be the happiest girl ever and I'll be as happy as she is so you better take care of her if you want to live, if not I might beat the crap out of you and take her away from you cause she deserves better. Got that?" he finally finished.
"Wow nice speech Brother" Sai said grinning" but don't worry I'll take care of her cause she already has the best" he said proudly.
"May the best man win?" Sasuke said extending his arm for him to shake. Sai chuckled.
"Don't worry, I will" Sai said and shook his hand while Sasuke smirked. Unaware to both of them that Sakura heard everything form the bathroom. She was touched by Sasuke's words and just made deciding a lot harder.
"Oh Kami-sama what should I do…" she whispered.
Chapter 6- Program
At school, Sakura was still troubled about the Sai and Sasuke thing. Sasuke noticed this and wanted to know why. At homeroom, Kakashi-sensei wasn't there yet so he sat next to her while she was looking outside the window.
"Sakura…Is something wrong?" he asked and she faced him and smiled weakly.
"No its nothing Sasuke-kun" she answered
"Doesn't look like nothing" he answered while Sakura sighed.
"Why do you keep on asking questions? " she asked.
"I'm just concered…" he said looking kinda sad.
"Sorry Sasuke-kun but trust me its fine" she says but in as far as she knows, it wasn't fine at all.
Then Kakashi-sensei came in and told everyone to settle down.
"Ok as we all know it has been school tradition to have a grand program during this month" He started " And some students are chosen to decide on what our program will be and we have chosen our newcomers, the girls, to decide."
The girls stood up and walked upfront. Sakura decided to put aside her problem for a while because they need to explain the program they thought of.
"Ok so we were chosen to decide the program this year" Tenetn started " and me and the girls have chosen our program." she said grinning.
"Yes and this program will test you bravery" Ino continued "But 1st we have a question. Do you think guys can do what girls can?"
All the guys screamed 'Hell yeah' especially Naruto.
"We guys can do anything you girls can" Naruto suddenly commented " That will be a piece of cake"
"Ok since you all agreed" Hinata said "That you can do what we girls can so that Includes…"
" HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT" The girls exclaimed at the same time. The boy's jaws dropped.
"Yes our program is actually a beauty pageant" Sakura confirmed "Chosen boys will join the pageant and will compete for the crown and will receive a special prize"
"What's the prize?" a random guys asked.
"Well the prize will be announced when the winner is chosen" Hinata answered
"Who would like to join?" Tenten asked but no one moved an inch until…
"We will" They all looked at naruto.
"What do you mean we?" Ino asked.
"Me, Neji, Sasuke and Shikamaru"
"What?!" The said boys exclaimed.
"Ok then so you 4 are our contestants!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Naruto what have you got us into?" Neji exclaimed.
"Come on guys let's show this girls that we can do what they can"Naruto encouraged "Are we gonna let this girls say that they can do much more that us?" he asked everyone in the room." Come on let's show this girls what were made of!"
The boys howled in agreement while the girls rolled their eyes.
"Ok girls were in" Naruto said. "Bring it on!!!!" he exclaimed while the other 3 boys were behind him. They were convinced by Naruto's speech.
"Ok then see you after school." Ino said "Were going to help you" then the bell rang and everyone went to their next class. The boys walked out together.
"This will be easy" Naruto grinned. Then they noticed that Sasuke just called somebody.
"Yeah…that's right….sorry to disappoint you…ok bye" he turned off his cell.
"Who did you call?" Neji asked.
"Oh I saved an appointment with a surgeon" he said " I was planning on getting Naruto a new brain that actually works but hearing his speech just a few minutes ago, I cancelled it."
" Hey! I have you know that my brain works perfectly!" Naruto scoffed " What evidence do you have that it doesn't?" he asked.
"Well the whole school thinks your stupid." Shikamaru said.
"Oh yeah prove it"
" Fine" Shikamaru answered.
"Hey guys" Shikamaru shouted and all the guys paused to pay attention to him "Naruto said he wasn't stupid, What do you say to that?"
Then the halls were filled with laughter. Naruto pouted
" Come on! I have a brain!" he exclaimed. Then Sasuke said and took out something from his bag.
"This is a x-ray of naruto's head." he started "We thought this was his brain" he pointed to Naruto's cranium. His brain looked like…ramen.
"Yeah we thought it was ramen but there was actually a technical difficulty with their machine so fine you do have a brain. You just don't use it"
"Hey my brain is ramen?!" Naruto exclaimed. He didn't listen to what Sasuke said cuz he was too caught up with thinking that his brain was ramen. Then he took a fork and started poking his head with it.
"Darn I can't get the Ramen" He cursed while poking his head with the fork. The guys stared at him like the idiot he is and dragged him to class
The boys were waiting in Naruto and Hinata's dorm while the girls went shopping for the outfits needed for the pageant. Naruto was eating Ramen, Neji and Sasuke were doing…nothing and Shikamaru was sleeping. They were extremely bored. Then Naruto spoke.
"Hey teme you like Sakura right?" He asked with his mouth full of ramen.
"What's it to you dobe?" he answered back then Naruto swallowed his food.
"I just wanna know" He started "Have you ever…kissed?" Then Shikamaru woke up and joined in.
"None of your business" Sasuke said with a little blush but Naruto noticed it.
"Ooh your blushing! So you did!!!" He exclaimed
"Fine! We did!!" Sasuke exclaimed just to stop Naruto from teasing him.
"That's ok teme I mean me and Hinata-chan kissed as well" he said.
"What?!" Neji exclaimed
"Chill Neji" Shikamaru said " It's not like you and Tenten didn't kiss yet" Neji blushed then sat back down.
"How about you and Ino, Shikamaru?" Naruto asked
"Well she's annoying but you get used to it" He started "Yeah we kissed"
Then suddenly the girls barged in, interrupting them with a ton of shopping bags.
"Ok guys time for a makeover!!!" Ino exclaimed and the guys swallowed hard. They have a bad feeling about this.
The girls emptied their shopping bags and started dressing the boys up like Barbie dolls. Putting on dresses, make-up and wigs. The boys felt ridiculous except for Naruto.
"Hey I really look great in this outfit" he complemented himself facing the mirror. He wore an orange dress, high heels and a long blonde wig.
"Pls let me change back" Neji pleaded. He wore a brown spaghetti strap dress, heels and he didn't need a wig so tenten just curled his hair.
"You look cute Neji-kun" Tenetn complemented. Sakura was done with Sasuke as well. He wore a black dress with a little sparkle, a long black wig and heels.
"Wow Sasuke you really look like a girl" she smiled while he glared at her.
"Just get this thing off me" he commanded.
With Ino and Shikamaru, Ino got him a green dress, heels and wavy brown hair. She liked her little masterpiece.
"What do you think shika-kun?' She asked.
"Troublesome" was all he said.
Then all the girls looked at each others creations and gave each other high fives. The boys growled and wanted the clothes off except for Naruto who was really into his character. He was doing the catwalk and the beauty pageant wave.
"Ha ha! Naruto your really good at this" Sakura laughed.
"This may actually be fun" he grinned.
"I think you better reschedule the operation with that surgeon of yours" Neji whispered to Sasuke "The dobe's brain is malfunctioning"
"I don't think he even has one" Sasuke sighed.
Sasuke and Sakura were back to their dorm. Sasuke went to the kitchen to get a tomato and when he went out, he was surprised to see Sakura on the couch watching tv and eating some strawberry jam excluding the bread.
"Umm Sakura?" Sakura looked at him.
"What?" she asked
"Aren't you going somewhere?" He asked.
"No" she said simply.
"Your not going on a date with Sai or something?" He seemed surprised " Not at all?"
"Nope"
"Why not?"
"I don't want to" she said and continued watching and eating her jam. Sasuke smirked at the fact that she wasn't going on a date again. Because its practically a cycle. Sasuke is with Sakura, Sakura goes on a date, Sasuke gets jealous, she comes back and they are with each other again. It mostly goes on and on and on but now probably the cycle just stopped.
He sat on the couch beside her and continued eating his tomato. He observed Sakura as she stared at the tv while eating her jam.
"Why are you eating jam without bread?" He asked
"I want too" she answered and held the jar to him "Want some?"
"I don't eat sweets…" He answered kinda disgusted. Sakura shrugged and continued eating. Sasuke noticed some jam on her upper lip.
"Sakura you have jam on your lip" he told her.
"Oh let me get a napkin" she was going to stand up but Sasuke grabbed her arm and pulled her back to the couch.
"No I got it" he smirked and crashed his lips unto Sakura's. Sakura was shocked but kissed back. She felt Sasuke's tongue lick the jam off her lip then they parted, gasping for air.
" This is much better that tomatoes" he smirked and crashed his lips unto hers again but this time it had much more force that Sakura laid on the couch. Then they start making out. Then after a few minutes, Sakura's cell phone rings. They parted and Sakura reached for her cell and checked who was calling.
"It's Sai" she murmured while Sasuke scoffed.
"Who cares" then he took her cell and threw it on her bed and started making out with her again.
With Sai:
"What the? Why won't she answer my calls?" Sai growled. He was with Kiba and they just finished watching the new action movie they waited for so long.
"Maybe she's busy making out with your brother" Kiba grinned while Sai hit him on the head.
" That is quite unlikely" he smirked. Then he thought about it for a 2nd time. ' Sakura can't be with my brother….can she?'
SS53: Ok that's done!!! Sorry if it was short.
Naruto: I don't care I still think its awesome!! Hey what do you think about my dress for the pageant? (starts doing the catwalk)
SS53: Nice fit on you Naruto J
Sasuke: Ok I don't like the pageant thing but I liked the last part (smirks)
SS53: See I told you. You just gotta behave. Anyway I dunno when I will update soon but just wait cuz I'll be kinda busy but I'll update as soon as I can and thank you so much for the reviews!!! I really appreciate it!!!!
Naruto: Yeah and you guys better be ready cuz the one who will take the crown in that pageant is UZUMAKI NARUTO!!!
Sasuke: Hey Naruto it's time for your operation for a new brain. (beside him were 2 big guys ready to take Naruto for the operation)
Naruto: you'll never get me alive!!!!
Sasuke: Get him!!!
( Naruto tries to run but he was wearing high heels so he tripped and the 2 guys tackled him.)
Naruto: You don't understand!!!! The pageant will be lost without me!!!!! Let me go!!!!
Sakura/ SS53: Good luck with the operation Naruto!!!
SS53: Well see ya guys next time!!!!