The Staff Room
Year One:
Lockhart:-and maybe if you washed your hair-ohhh and a new hairstyle and added some color to your wardrobe you might catch the eye of a certain someone. *looks from Snape to McGonagall, Snape to McGonagall, Snape to McGonagall *
Snape: you don't mean-? OH EWWW GROSS THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!*runs to bathroom*
McGonagall: why did he just run from the room screaming?
Snape: *vomiting all over the nice clean bathroom in the staff room*
Lockhart: Minerva may I call you that?
McGonagall: no you-
Lockhart: Great well you see our dear Severus is in denial about his feelings for you.
McGonagall: OH EWWW GROSS THAT IS JUST WRONG GLINDA WRONG!!!*also runs in to the nice clean bathroom in the staff room*
Lockhart: *yelling* and I see you feel the same way he dose
McGonagall: *vomits all over the nice clean bathroom in the staff room*
Lockhart: ahhh true love *skips off to pick daisies and make Harry's life a living heak
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I just randomly made that up
YEAH ME!!!!!!