SS53: Hey everyone I'm back!!!!!
Naruto: Greetings Sasusaku.
SS53: Hey naruto what's up!!!
Naruto: Never been better.
SS53: You ok Naruto? Why are you speaking in some accent?
Sasuke: He already had his operation.
SS53: Whose brain did you give him?
Sasuke: Some guy….
SS53: He's really acting…different.
Naruto: Sasusaku is something wrong? You should be ecstatic for what I am now.
SS53: Sorry Naruto but I like the old you…
Naruto: The stupid, childish Naruto is gone! Why do you want him back?
SS53: Because he's a great friend and a lot of fun!
Sasuke: And he doesn't make us feel stupid!!!
Sakura: He makes us happy!!!
Hinata: And he's the Naruto I love!!!
Naruto:W…what? So you like the old Naruto?
All of us: Duh!!!
Naruto: Alright alright! I don't like myself too anyway! I want my old brain back!!!
Sasuke: Fine let's go to the hospital.
SS53: Wait! Who'll do the disclaimer?
Naruto: Let me..( Clears throat) Sasusaku does not own Naruto and this is only fanfiction but she desires too own it but she can't because it is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and-
SS53: ALRIGHT WE GET IT NOW GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
( pushes them out of the room)
SS53: Right anyway hope you enjoy the story!!!
Previously:
" This is much better that tomatoes" he smirked and crashed his lips unto hers again but this time it had much more force that Sakura laid on the couch. Then they start making out. Then after a few minutes, Sakura's cell phone rings. They parted and Sakura reached for her cell and checked who was calling.
"It's Sai" she murmured while Sasuke scoffed.
"Who cares" then he took her cell and threw it on her bed and started making out with her again.
With Sai:
"What the? Why won't she answer my calls?" Sai growled. He was with Kiba and they just finished watching the new action movie they waited for so long.
"Maybe she's busy making out with your brother" Kiba grinned while Sai hit him on the head.
" That is quite unlikely" he smirked. Then he thought about it for a 2nd time. ' Sakura can't be with my brother….can she?'
Chapter 7- Secrets
Sakura was walking with Sasuke to their class. On their way Sakura was thinking of her Sai-Sasuke problem. With what happened with her and Sasuke last time made it even harder than she ever thought it would be.
She liked Sai but she was also starting to fall for Sasuke. She felt like her heart was torn to 2 for both sides. She had no idea which one was dominant.
Sasuke was taking glimpses at her and noticed that she was still troubled.
' What's up with this girl?' He thought ' I want to know but she won't tell me'
Then suddenly Sasuke stopped and when Sakura noticed this, she looked up and saw that Sai was in front of them.
You can feel the intensity of the glares the 2 Uchihas were giving to each other. Sai was looking at Sasuke like a predator against another predator for the same prey. Sasuke had the same glare.
"Hello…brother" Sai said acidly.
"Hn" Sasuke answered.
" I was just looking for my girlfriend " Sai said. He was really rubbing it on Sasuke's face that Sakura was his girlfriend. Sai faced Sakura and smiled.
"Let's go Sakura" Sakura nodded and went to his side. Taking a little peek at Sasuke who was still glaring at his brother's retreating back.
While walking to class, Sakura refused to look at Sai. She knew he was mad at her since last night when she didn't answer her calls. She was so dead.
"Sakura…" Sai finally said, breaking the silence.
"Yes? Sai-kun?" She answered because she was afraid that if she didn't, he would be even more furious.
"Why didn't you answer my calls last night?" He asked.
"Um…I was busy Sai-kun" Sakura still refused to look at him, afraid to see the anger and hurt in his eyes which will only make her more ashamed of herself.
"Busy with what?" He asked sounding really irritated. He was like a lawyer who knew the truth and was asking the accused to confess while the accused was still persistent even though he knew that the lawyer knew the truth.
" W…with my….homework" Sakura stammered, hoping that Sai would buy it. Too bad he didn't.
" Don't lie to me" He said sounding furious now " I know you had no Homework and that you stayed in your dorm with my brother. Ain't that correct?"
Sakura felt so ashamed. She might as well be named "Sakura the 2 timer" or something. She really messed up and was really dead now that her boyfriend knew practically the story.
" Sai-kun I-"
"SAKURA!!!" yelled a notorious female blonde. Ino and the other girls approached the 2.
"Oh hey Sai-kun" Ino greeted acknowledging him "Do you mind if I take Sakura for a while?"
Sai nodded and wore his fake smile. Sakura could see in his eyes that he was still furious and looking for answers. Before he left he gave Sakura a We'll-finish-this-later look and Sakura immediately looked away. She had enough guilt.
"Yo forehead! You there?"
"Hu? Oh sorry Ino" she apologized. "So what's seems to be the problem?'
"Well we do know that the Pageant will be later this afternoon" Tenten began.
"But we kinda have a problem" Hinata added.
"Why? Do we need to prepare the decorations?" Sakura asked
"No forehead that's already taken care off" Ino assured her" It's just that…we have a problem with the boys…"
"Yeah they don't wanna join anymore" Hinata said sadly.
"What?!" Sakura exclaimed "But how can the program go on?"
"Well we tried pleading, threatening, yelling, commanding, torturing and a bunch of other stuff but it's still no good" Tenten told her.
"Have you tried blackmailing?" Sakura asked and all 3 girls looked at her.
" But what do we have against them?" Tenten asked.
"I have a plan" Sakura grinned. "We could make the boys spill their secrets"
The girls had confused expressions on their faces "How?"
Then Sakura whispered the plan then they agreed to do it after school.
The guys were on their way to Ino and Shikamaru's dorm. They had the biggest one so they always go there after school if they had no other place to go and do their homework. When they entered the room, they were surprised to see the girls sitting on the beds. When the girls noticed them, Their faces turned to creepy grins.
"Umm….Why are you girls here?" Neji asked. The girls stood up and approached them.
"Well…" Ino started " We were just wondering if you guys will still change your minds about the pageant"
"We said we won't join anymore and that's final" Sasuke frowned.
"But I wanted to join!" Exclaimed Naruto and he was met with death glares so he kept his mouth shut for a while.
" Ok ok.." Ino raised her hands in defense.
"Is that all?" Sasuke sighed.
"Actually we were bored so we decided to hand out with you guys" Sakura smiled. "Is that fine with you guys?"
" I guess…"Shikamaru answered.
Sakura sat on the bed with Sasuke, Tenten beside Neji on the other bed, Shikamaru and Ino sat on the couch while Hinata and Naruto sat on the carpet.
"So" Tenten started, breaking the silence " Can you tell me the worst or most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you Neji?"
" You first" He answered.
"Fine…" she sighed " I didn't wear my hair in buns until last year" she started. "I was battling one of my classmates in PE time and I was doing a great job until she got hold of my hair." she sighed but continued "She pulled it hard and threw me forcefully and there happened to be a stupid garbage can there and I was like a basketball shot through a hoop."
"Oh I remember that" Sakura said.
"Yeah we helped you get cleaned up" Ino said "It was really hard we used soap to fragrant ones to laundry soaps but it still didn't work!"
"So how did you get her clean?" Neji asked
"Muriatic acid" Ino grinned and the guys had what-the-heck looks and the girls laughed.
"Just kidding we used a liquid soap that actually worked" Ino giggled.
"So what's your Neji?" Tenten asked.
He sighed and looked down "It's pretty bad seriously" he muttered.
"Oh come on! It can't be that bad!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Hinata? Remember when we were kids and you played that dirty trick on me? The one with the shampoo switching?"
"Oh yeah I remember that!!" Hinata exclaimed "Well you see when we were about 12 I think, I got furious at Neji so I played a trick on him"
"What's that?" Naruto asked
"I switched his shampoo with feminine wash" She laughed and the others started laughing their heads off.
"Hey that was the worst thing you've done!!! I had my hair shaved off!!" Neji exclaimed "Thank goodness that my hair grows fast!!!"
"Wow hinata I didn't know you can do that!" Sakura said when the laughter faded.
"Hey how about you Sakura?" Sasuke suddenly said "What's your most embarrassing one?"
"Well…" She smiled wryly " There was a time when I was walking to class and I received a text message so I read it while walking which was my big mistake. I wasn't paying much attention to my path so I slammed onto a tree then my things scattered on the floor! Then I stood up and tried to get my things but I tripped on my book and it had to be by the stairwell! So I rolled down the stairs then I reached the gym! I stood up lethargically and as If that wasn't bad enough, some guys were playing basketball and the ball hit me straight to the head!!" She exclaimed and the others were already laughing.
"Wow I didn't know that forehead!" Ino exclaimed. "Talk about bad luck!"
"Totally" She agreed "Anyway how about yours Sasuke?"
"I don't have any" Sasuke said flatly.
"Oh I don't think so Teme!!!" Naruto exclaimed " Remember the time you were signing in the bathroom while looking at your reflection?"
"Sasuke scowled "That's not true"
"I don't think so!" Naruto grinned and took out his laptop then played a video. You could see Sasuke fixing his hair and Naruto turned up the volume then they could hear Sasuke singing in a high pitched voice.
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're so incredible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Wonderful to me!
Hey Mr. Wonderful
Oh you're irresistible
Hey Mr. Wonderful
A miracle to me
(A/N: That was Mr wonderful by Smile Dk. Don't own that either)
The group started laughing hard because imagine Sasuke singing that song and he's practically praising himself!!
"Ok that's enough!!!" Ino exclaimed still laughing. "Your turn Shikamaru"
"Hey I know Shikamaru's secret!" Naruto exclaimed and he went to Shikamaru's closet and grabbed the handle.
"Naruto you better not-" Shikamaru tried to stop him but it was too late. Naruto opened the closet and exposed a button hidden behind Shikamaru's clothes. He pressed it and then a variety off stuff toys appeared.
"I'll pretend to be a salesman" Naruto cleared his throat " Welcome all to Shikamaru's stuff toy collection! All stuff toys can be located here!!! Big or small, any color, any animal, you name it! He has it all! Buy this Pink bunny for example and you get this half horse-half bird doll free!!!"
They started laughing at Naruto and Shikamaru took the stuffed toys from his hand. "Your little half- horse, half- bird is a Unicorn dobe!" Shikamaru said.
"Why do you have all this stuffed toys Shika?" Tenten asked.
"I wanted to collect them. Problem?" He asked.
" Cough-gay-cough" Naruto teased. Shikamaru glared at him.
"Hey how about you Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked returning to his seat while Shikamaru pressed another button that hid his collection. "What's your embarrassing or worst moment?"
"Umm well.." She muttered "In our old school, I did a science project in the library and finished it at about 8 pm so there were no more students and it was a little dark. I grabbedmy things and went to my dorm. On the way there I found the silence quite eerie and it scared me so I walked faster then Sakura appeared with a scary mask and I screamed so loud that I heard glass shattering and cops surrounded us, thinking I was being raped or something"
"Oh Yeah I remember that! Sorry Hina-chan" Sakura apologized. Hinata nodded.
"And lastly Naruto!!!" Ino exclaimed.
"Oh it's payback time dobe" Shikamaru grinned "Hey guys remember our camping trip last summer? When Naruto wanted to use the bathroom on the way?"
Then suddenly the 3 guys laughed and the girls had confused expressions and Naruto had a frantic one.
"What happened?" Ino asked
"Well we were going on a camping trip and we were only on the way there. I was driving, Neji was beside me, Sasuke was at the back and Naruto was at the rear end where in we put our luggage. Then Naruto wanted to pee but we didn't want to stop so I told Naruto to pee in a bottle as a joke but he took it seriously and did it but then he started shouting 'help guys!' and we found out that he got his penis stuck in the bottle and he was crying for help!"
All of them started laughing so hard that tears sprang from their eyes.
"Of course we didn't help him at first because we were too busy laughing" Shikamaru finished.
"How did you get it out?" Ino asked.
"That's enough information thank you!!!" Naruto butted in.
"Ok so now that we know" Sakura said and all the girls stood up "You guys better join the pageant" The boys now had serious faces.
"Or else what?" Naruto asked scowling
"Or else we'll tell everyone your little secret!" Tenten grinned and the boys knew that they got them good.
"Then we'll tell yours as well!!!" Naruto exclaimed
"Fine" Tenten said "Ours is not as worst as yours though. Imagine, Shikamaru having a collection of stuffed animals, Neji using feminine wash as a shampoo, Sasuke singing Mr wonderful to himself and Naruto's penis getting stuck in a bottle"
The boys knew they were right so they sighed in defeat. The girls smiled triumphantly.
"We'll join in one condition" Sasuke started. "The day after the pageant, you girls go out on a date with us" He smirked.
"WHAT!!!" The girls exclaimed
SS53: yeah! That's the 7thchap!!! Sorry if I took so long!!!
Naruto: Sasusaku!!!!
SS53: Naruto!!! You back to normal!!
Naruto Yeah and loving it!!! I see you updated.
SS53" Yeah and I got the next one planned put and plus I m thinking of having a new story.
Naruto: Oh cool! By the way how's the exams?
SS53: Fine thanks for asking. Anyway I better go. I still have school tom so Im kinda in a hurry before my sister barges in saying "HEY GO TO SLEEP WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!! And plus I have a math quiz bee tom! Yey me!!!
Naruto: Wow cool! Good luck!!!
SS53: Thanks!!!!
Naruto: Oh ok and have a good night's sleep! And to you other people out there as well who are going to bed!!!
SS53: Well see ya next time guys!! I'm gonna update after I update my other stories-
My sister: HEY! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! STOP YOUR TYPIUNG AND GO TO BED!!!"
SS53: Grr… there's my sister see ya guys and wish me luck at the quiz bee!!!!