Hey everyone! Just wanted to say thanks for the amazing reviews! Here's the party chapter!! Have fun reading it... I know it's waaay out of line from the books, but it's fun lol. Keep the great reviews coming, and thanks again!
"What is this?" Renesmee asked wide eyed.
"Your birthday party, silly." Jacob said kneeling down next to her. He pointed to the table that was overflowing with presents. Her jaw just about hit the ground as she took in the scene. Her eyes finally found mine, and she was running towards me.
"You fooled me!" She laughed running into my arms. She looked at the rest of her family, "You all did!" She wiggled for me to put her down. She ran up to Clair, and they hugged each other. I could hear everyone awing and cooing over the two girls.
"Lets play football!" Emmett yelled running across the yard picking up Renesmee and tucking her under his arm. She screamed and laughed as he held his other arm out in front of him, with his palm facing out, and running through the guests.
"How about we play with a ball." Edward stopped him holding out his arms, "Give me my daughter."
"No way bro! Your on the opposing team, duh!" Emmett yelled as he ran away from him. Renesmee's hands clung to his shirt as she laughed harder and harder.
"Touchdown!" He yelled holding her over his head. He placed her on the ground and started dancing, I think. Renesmee joined in, and everyone was laughing at them.
"My turn!" Clair yelled jumping up and down. Emmett turned to look at Quil for approval, and when he nodded Emmett took her under his arm. Jasper, Edward, Quil, Jacob, Seth, Paul, Embry, and Sam all joined in taking turns passing off the girls.
"Kids." Charlie laughed stepping next to me.
"They'll neser grow up." Carlisle chimed in standing on the other side of me, his words sounding a little slur. He looked at me winking, and nudging me with his elbow, "Never grow up, get it?" He shook his head laughing, and patted my beck before walking away.
"Is he… drunk?" Charlie asked me watching Carlisle Stumble his way to where Esme stood taking pictures of the football game. Clair was still the ball, and Renesmee clung to Jacobs back as he ran around.
"Yeah, just a little." I laughed holding up my drink and drinking the rest. I turned and made my way back to the drink table. I could hear Charlie following me.
"Your 19 years old! Put that down!" Charlie snapped taking the tequila bottle out of my hands.
"So," I reached for the bottle, but he was quicker. I was confused as to why a human would be faster than me, but figured it was because I've been drinking. "I'm entitled to have a few drinks. It's my daughters birthday. This day a year ago I gave birth," I stopped crossing my arms thinking, "Well actually she was ripped from me, but anyway I brought her into this world. I think I can celebrate."
"Your still underage." He said coldly putting the top back on the bottle.
"Oh, come on Chief Swan. Let go of your duties for a night. Let loose!" I poured him a drink, and handed it to him, then poured my own. "To the best dad in the world." I smiled touching my glass to his. He sighed, but then took a sip. He watched me sip mine, and reached out to touch my cheek.
"My little girls all grown up."
"Technically, I wont get any older." I pointed out. We both laughed, and walked towards the rest of the party.
"Is my brother-to-be!" I slung my arm around Seth's shoulder, and he laughed. He sniffed at my breath, and shook his head smiling at me.
"Somebody's drinking." I shrugged and walked away making my way around to all the guests. I talked with Sue and Leah for a little while, but our conversation ended as we watched the football players. The game had turned into a water fight, and they each had water guns. I figured that had to be Emmett's Idea. Clair and Nessie were drenched. All the guys had stripped from their shirts. They were just as wet as the girls.
"What are you doing?" Alice asked stepping beside me. She followed my gaze just as Clair jumped in front of Jasper, and he went to jump over her, but tripped. He landed face down, and Clair jumped on his back spraying him on the back of his head. Nessie followed, and soon enough it was a pile of people on top of Jasper.
"I've never seen a vampire so uncoordinated." I laughed.
"Yup, that's what happens." Alice sighed watching Jasper.
Nessie heard me laughing and she looked up at me. She reached behind her and touched Jacob's face, and he winked at her. She stood slowly with a determined look in her eyes. I stepped back, and Alice followed my motion. "She's going to come after you." Alice didn't need to see the future for that one.
"I know." I whispered taking another step back.
"Get my mom!" Nessie yelled running towards me. Jacob was right behind her followed by the rest of them. I gasped turning to run, stepping out of my heels knowing that they would slow me down. I turned in time to see Jacob reach for my waist. I screamed as we lost our balance and stumbled to the ground. We both laughed, and he moved so he was kneeling over me.
"Jake don't you dare!" I yelled covering my face. He pointed the water gun at me and pulled the trigger. I screamed as I tried to get out from under him. He pulled me up locking my arms behind me, as everyone reached us.
"Get her!" Edward pointed to me, and Nessie pointed her water gun at me.
"No, I will take all your pres-" I was cut off by water being shot in my face.
"Look what I got!" Jasper called out walking out of the garage. He was carrying a huge bucket of water balloons. I dropped my water gun, that I stole from Edward, and laughed as I watched Edward and Emmett fight to get to the bucket first. Clair and Renesmee got down on their hands and knees, crawling between their legs. I turned to try and sneak away, and gasped when a balloon burst on my lower back. Spinning around Edward was grinning widely.
"That's it!" I yelled running after him.
I took the balloon from Emmett's hand that he was about to throw at Jasper, "Hey that's mine!" He called after me. Edward turned to run, but Renesmee was standing behind him. He stopped short and turned back towards me. Renesmee and I both threw our balloons at the same time hitting him on his back and chest.
"Your sgoin to get itnow." Edward stumbled over his words as he reached for Renesmee. She ducked passed him running up to me. We both turned to run, but Edward's arms wrapped around both of us. "Get them!" Edward yelled turning us towards the rest of the guys. They all grabbed two balloons, and started throwing them at us. Edward moved both Renesmee and I so we were blocking him from the water. By the time we were done Renesmee and I looked like we had just got out of a pool.
"Ok, ok." I said holding up my hands. "I think is time fir a brek." I laughed at my own slurring. I couldn't believe how human I felt when I was drunk. It felt like all my super senses were totally gone. None of us moved as fast as we could when we ran. All of us ran at a humans pace. My vision and hearing was still excellent, but when it came to reflexes I was delayed.
"Cake time!" I yelled after we all got dried off. Jacob walked over to the table with Nessie on his shoulders. We all sang happy birthday, and she blew out her candles. I cut the cake and passed out a piece to everyone that ate. Nessie and Clair sat on the ground and ate with their hands. I went to hand them forks, but put them back. It's her party I let her do what she wanted.
It was getting late, and everyone was gone except Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, Jacob, Esme, Edward and I. We made our way into the living room. Alice, Rose, and I were sitting on the floor leaning against the wall trying to make the room stop spinning. Edward and Jasper were laying on their backs in the middle of the living room floor punching each other every so often, and laughed like they were children. Carlisle was in the recliner with Esme on his lap, they didn't look half as bad as the rest of us. Jacob had Renesmee sleeping on his lap sitting on another chair. We all watched Emmett jump around the room. He was telling us a story, more like acting it out.
"So Rose and I snuck up on the anaconda. I held her back," He turned to act like he was pushing Rosalie away from him. "and when I turned back-" he grabbed a pillow from the couch and stared at it. "it was staring me in the eyes." He backed up dropping the pillow, and crouched down at the arm of the sofa, "Then I got ready to kill, I leaped-" We all watched him jump for the couch, but landed a foot away from it. He jumped to his feet looking around at all of us hysterical laughing at him, "Ok who moved the couch?!"
"We didn't move." Esme said pointed to all of us, "I don't think any of them can." She laughed taking in the scene in front of her.
"I gotta go lie down." Emmett climbed onto the couch and stared at the ceiling.
"Why don't you go lie down?" Edward asked Jacob who was slumping down into the chair. "Take Nessie upstairs, and put her in her room." Edwards old room was turned into a room for Nessie so she could sleep better if we stayed late. "You can use any of the other rooms, as long as it's away from hers." Edward slurred his words pointing at him, and shaking his finger. Jacob rolled his eyes, but was too tired to argue.