"Yawn" it was morning in Karakura town and we find Naruto waking up from the first peaceful sleep he has had in ages. Naruto finally became aware of his surroundings and felt a weight on his chest that he didn't remember from last night and looked down to find a very naked Yoruichi on his chest fast asleep. Naruto chuckled at the sight of her, and did he hear purring? He lightly tapped her on the shoulder to not give her a rude awakening and chuckled even more when she just shook it off and continued sleeping. He tapped her some more except with more force and that got the reaction he wanted.

Yoruichi was having a wonderful dream about her Cross and a can of whipped cream until she was woken up by an unknown force. She opened her eyes and looked up to find blood red ones staring back at her with a twinkle of amusement. She gasped in realization in whose eye that was and jumped off of him and blushed.

Naruto smiled and got up from the floor and got dressed. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Yoruichi staring at him and asked "Is there something wrong?" She jumped a little at his voice and said "No nothing." Naruto raised an eyebrow and said then you might want to get dressed before any of the-" but was cut off at the sound of a scream. Naruto quickly got dressed with the speed that would make the yondaime gawk in amazement, while Yoruichi just transformed into her cat form and they both rushed to the sound of the scream. Then they heard what sounded like the voice of a teenager and that creepy guy with the glasses.

"Hmm Ichigo must be up" Naruto thought. They all met up with Urahara who was heading into the room around the same time they were. The scene they found made Naruto chuckle a little because it seemed Tessai had over stepped his boundaries and ended up on his ass for it, While Ichigo was leaning his left arm frothing at the mouth like a mad dog. He finally felt three pairs of eyes looking at him, he turned around and saw Urahara, a man with a weird mask and a leather outfit, and was that a cat?

Then his eyes widened as he regained memory of last night and yelled "MR. HAT AND CLOGS RUKIA WAS-" but was cut off when Urahara said "I know Ichigo so calm down."

"So what are we going to do then?"

"You are going to train and don't worry I'll be there to help you" Ichigo nodded and asked "But who is this man Mr. hat and clogs I don't believe I've ever seen him around the shop before?" Urahara was about to answer before Naruto beat him to it "Names Cross boy and I'm the one who saved your dumb shit ass from bleeding to death" Ichigo's face twisted into one of anger and yelled "WHO ARE CALLING A DUMD SHIT YOU ASS-" "Now now Ichigo I'm sure Cross didn't mean it, anyways let's get started with your training"

Down in the secret basement

"Alright Ichigo your lesson starts now Tessai here is going to bind you and you are going to try to get out of it" Urahara said with an evil glint in his eye.

"Heh this is going to be easy" Ichigo said obviously not catching the glint.

Naruto and Yoruichi just sighed at this boy's stupidity and had the same thing going through their minds "Kami this boy is going to die before he reaches the gates with his stupidity."

"Alright let's get started shall we." Urahara said

Ichigo obviously being the cocky idiot he stood smirking until a giant hole appeared under him including a humongous weight on his back. He looked up to find Tessai sitting on him and the only words that came out of his mouth were "Damn you" until he fell straight to the bottom of the pit screaming like a little girl the whole way.

"Well then now that the test has started you and Cross can go out for some quality time" Urahara said with a perverted blush looking straight at Yoruichi but was soon crying and kneelling on the floor because of three scratch marks going across his face. Yoruichi stood right next to him hissing while Naruto was busy rolling on the floor in laughter

Naruto had gotten up and said "Actually some quality time is good, would you like to join me for dinner Yoruichi-chan?" Yoruichi had stopped her hissing and looked at Naruto with some surprise but later snapped out of it and answered "I would like that"

Three hours later

Naruto and Yoruichi were coming back from their "quality time" to see if the test had ended. Once they were down in the basement they saw Ichigo down on the ground unconscious but with a brand new sword on his back. Naruto raised an eye brow when he saw a cut going down Uraharas hat. Urahara saw what he was looking at and chuckled and said "We skipped to test number two and he passed with flying as well as unlocking his shikai."

Naruto smirked and looked at Ichigo with a new found respect "Man this boy never ceases to amaze me, now what about his friends I seem to remember you saying that they also have powers" Urahara responded "Yoruichi has that covered she will be training them all day as well as all week" (A/N I can't remember how long they were being trained) "and what about the Quincy who shall train him." Naruto reminded him. Urahara nodded and said "He will also be joining the rescue mission but who will train him I don't know he's a bit of a loner" Naruto nodded "I see well then this should be one interesting week."

One week later

Everyone except for Naruto was down in the basement waiting for further instructions. They were all briefed about the soul society and were about ready to leave until they heard a voice "Wait don't forget about me there is no way I'm missing this blood bath" they turned to find Naruto in his suit ready for some action. "Ahh Cross-san I see you made it, ready to go." Naruto laughed evilly (A/N think of the jokers laugh from the dark knight) which creeped everyone out and said "You bet I did there is no way I'm missing this free for all, now let's get going" They were about to head in when Urahara said "when you reach the other side run as fast as you can."

They all headed through the portal and found themselves in a black tunnel on the other side until there was a light in the back of them. Yoruichi shouted "RUN" but they didn't need to be told twice. They all jumped out of the tunnel and found themselves on their asses, except for Naruto who was standing with Yoruichi rubbing herself on his shoulder. "Look there's the Seireitei place, how come it looks empty though?" Orihime said Yoruichi was about to answer but was cut off when she heard "LETS DO THIS SHIT" and saw Ichigo's form running up to the gate and yelled "STOP ICHIGO." Then she saw Orihime, Chad, and Ishida running after him "WILL ALL OF YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME, CROSS DO SOMETHING". Naruto was about to chase after them but looked up into the air and caught the form of a giant mass falling from the sky, the only words he could formulate were "Oh shit" until it smashed into the ground causing a massive explosion.

"My my" the mass said "What do we have here it's been quite some time since someone has tried to challenge me to a dual, weel come at me when you're ready." Everyone except Yoruichi and Naruto looked on in shock. Ichigo was the first to come out of it and charged the mass. Ishida asked "What is that thing it's too big to be human" Yoruichi replied "It's simply known as Jidanbo he was chosen from Seireitei's best warriors." They all stayed quiet while watching Ichigo and the giant fight. They heard the giant start counting numbers and all sweat dropped when he said "I've never had to count this high" and was about to strike Ichigo until Ichigo taunted him making the giant turn red in anger and bring both axes down for the killing blow. But Ichigo at the last minute swung his sword smashing the axes in half.

Jodanbo was blown away from the blast but was oblivious to his broken axes until he swung them down only to find the handles. Seconds later he broke down crying because of his lost axes. Naruto looked at him with sympathy and said "Poor guy losing the weapons that you've had for years can hurt like a bitch."

Ichigo said something about getting him some new axes and was grabbed into a hug that could make him nothing but a blood stain on the giants arm until he was put down. The giant opened the door but stopped and stared in shock at who was behind the gate. Ichigo asked him if he was alright.

"That is Ichimaru Gin captain of the 3rd division" the giant stated. Ichimaru grinned at his named being mentioned and said "Jidanbo what are you doing?" "I was opening the gate sir this man here beat me in an honorable fight" Ichimaru just stared at him with that fox like smirk and said "No silly when the guard looses a fight to someone he isn't open the gate he's supposed to die." Ichigo charged the man and swung his sword down to gut the man in half but it was blocked and they both jumped back. Ichimaru chuckled and said to him "Ya know I like you kid you're not afraid of me." "And why would I be afraid of someone with a little dagger?" Ichimaru smirked at that comment and started walking away "Oh but she's not just a dagger she's also my zanpakto" Naruto stiffened at that comment and ran at full speeds to Ichigo which surprised Yoruichi greatly "Amazing he's almost as fast as me." But Naruto didn't make it in time. Ichimaru thrusted his sword forward after saying something and the blade rocketed forward. Ichigo brought his blade up and blocked the strike barely but the blade went through Ichigo's stabbing him and sent him flying into Jidanbo.

Naruto just sighed and said "we better get Baka here to a hospital." But Orihime stepped up and said "Cross-san I can heal their injuries" Naruto was about to say something but stopped and looked on in amazement as a barrier went over Ichigo's and Jidanbo's injuries fully healing them.

"Amazing that is almost as fast as my healing rate" He thought. "Alright we better let these two rest, if anyone needs me I'm going to take a nap wake me up when we're ready to move again" Naruto said.

A couple hours later Naruto woke up to screaming a man with a giant pig was arguing with Ichigo about something.

SMACK

CRASH

"Out what the hell who's the dead man that hit-" Ganju never got to finish because of a certain barrel pointed to his forehead and because of the red glowing eyes glaring at him and Ichigo with pure hatred.

"You disturbed my sleep you stupid sons of bitches"

"Oh yeah and what are you gonna do about it?" replied Ganju stupidly.

Naruto growled and lowered his face to Ganju put his hand in his pocket and pulled out something green, round, and with a clip on it. Ganju didn't know what it was but it made Ichigo run for cover. "Heh what's that supposed to do?" Ganju said, Naruto growled and took the gun away from Ganju's forehead for a moment and pulled the clip out of the ball and started to do something unexpected, he started to count down.

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

"Four"

"Five" after he threw the ball, Ganju looked at him like a complete idiot and said "Wow I'm so scar-"

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

A giant explosion sounded over the village and Naruto looked down at Ganju who was pissing his pants while looking at where the grenade went off. He looked to where Naruto stood with those scary glowing red goggles. "You were saying" Ganju was about to reply until a clock went off. Ganju and his gang and screaming off into the distance, the last thing they heard was "THIS ISN"T OVER SHINIGAMI."

A couple days later the gang was standing in front of a house with two arms coming out of the ground with a banner in their hands. "See what did I tell you can't miss it" Yoruichi said.

"BEGONE TRESSPASSERS"

They all looked up to see two buff men standing on both of the stone hands. "Foriegners by the look of it and one is a shinigami." The clones said.

"And for that I Kongaihiko" "And I Shirogaihiko" they spoke at the same time "Cannot let you pass." Both of them looked down and saw a black cat with a goofy smile on its face.

"MASTER YORUICHI" they yelled simultaneously. "We are so sorry we didn't see you there we apologize." "It's quite alright I should've called ahead of time, anyways we are here to speak with Kukaku" "Yes yes of course master Yoruichi."

A couple minutes later they were being led to this Kukaku person by the twins. "Here we are" they both said. They opened the door Yoruichi and Naruto walked into the room while the others stood still in surprise. Then they all yelled at the same time "KUKAKUS A WOMEN" they all turned to Yoruichi for an explanation and she said "What I never said she was a male either." Naruto laughed at the reactions.

"Hello Yoruichi been a long time"

"Hello Kukaku good to see you again to"

Everyone to a seat while Naruto took a wall lean on Kukaku eyeing him suspiciously and continued the conversation "So Yoruichi why have you come here I doubt you came here to just say hello.

"Ah observant as ever Kukaku we need passage into Seiretei (A/N spelling) and I know you can get us in."

Naruto tuned out after that he only heard things like big cannon, launched, and big explosion, he had kinda fallen asleep after that, he was woken up again by Ganju and Ichigo's fighting. Except this time he wasn't the one who broke them up it was the lay Kukaku because of some broken pipe or something.

She looked back up to Naruto since it was now only her yoruichi and this strange person over there (A/N Everyone else left). She thought of a devious idea to tease Yoruichi and said to him "So you Yoruichi new boyfriend or something' Yoruichi turned to her in shock at her outright attitude. Naruto turned to her and said "Well I would like to think so but maybe that's just me, so Yoruichi am I your new this" he said sticking his pinkie up in the air. Yoruichi blushed so hard you could see it through her fur and she ran out of the room.

Naruto and Kukaku both laughed their asses off before Kukaku asked "So what do you look like under that mask?" Naruto turned to her and said "would you like to see?" Kukaku nodded her head as he hooked his finger under it then he ripped it off and said "Another mask AHAHAHAHA" she face faulted as he had another mask on the lower bottom of his face but what surprised her were his red crimson eyes with cat like slits.

They went to the back of the house to see everyone waiting for them to show up they smirked because Yoruichi was still blushing ferociously. Kukaku screamed "You are going to get through the barrier with this, RAISE IT UP" The twins screamed "YES MASTER KUKAKU" a couple minutes later they all looked at the cannon that rose from the ground it was as tall as a two story building. "We are going to launch out of this canon into Seireite" Kukaku said she also explained to them that they needed to pour reiatsu into the ball so they won't get hurt, that's where Naruto had a problem. "Whoa, whoa, whoa I can't pour this reiatsu into that ball so I'll have to find another way into the city." The whole group looked at him strangely, "What?" Naruto said then Yoruichi decided to speak "How are you going to do that you can't go over and you can't go under because of the barrier." "Don't worry I may not have reiatsu but I do have chakra" "what's chakra?" "That's my secret" and on that note Naruto turned on his heel and left the grounds.

Hours later Naruto was lying down and looking up at the ceiling day dreaming until Yoruichi and Kukaku came in. They both looked at him and asked "So how are you going to get in?" "Simple I blow up the wall" They both looked at him like he was crazy "How are you going to do that the wall is virtually indestructible?" "Like I said ladies that's my little secret." Naruto fell asleep after that and woke up to a scream and rushed to the source he found Ichigo face down in the middle of a scorch mark twitching like crazy. The group asked what was wrong with him and Yoruichi said "He is fine all he needs is some rest but we need to AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Yoruichi finished with a scream because Ichigo grabbed her tail. Everyone was trying to get it out of Ichigo's grip but it was to strong until Chad was finally able to do it. Naruto though was rolling on the ground in laugher but stopped when he felt a glare on him and turned to see Yoruichi with a devious look on her face. Naruto sprinted out of the room with Yoruichi hot on his trail.

Down the hall

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YORUICHI CALM DOWN IT WAS FUNNY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF" "IT WASN'T FUNNY YOU BASTARD" Naruto was finally trapped into a corner he turned around to find a human Yoruichi stepping closer and closer towards him Naruto started to swear then it happened Yoruichi jumped him and started to punch him in the face.

Back in the room

"YORUICHI STOP PLEASE STOP" everyone started to flinch as they heard Naruto's painful yells as he was pummeled into the ground.

The next day they were all at the cannon and were discussing the plan. "Alright I'll berak in when I hear the cannon go off" Naruto said. They all nodded and got ready to take off, Naruto got ready for the cannon to blow.

BBBBOOOOOMMMM "And there is the signal" Naruto said as he started to run for Seireitei.

The mission had begun.