Naruto ran towards Seireitei thinking of ways to get into the city "Alright Naruto think how are you going to get into the fortress known as Seireitei without killing yourself?" He reached the wall in no time and thought up a solution. "Yo Kyuubi wake up I need to borrow some power." "Need I ask why?" "Well were gonna bust out that Rukia girl." "Oh right so how much do you need?" There was a long silenceuntil Kyuubi broke it "You don't know do you?" Naruto gave an embarrassed chuckle and the Kyuubi just sighed "Alright there's a way to do this, all you need to do is put your hand on the wall and pulse my chakra into it and it should give me a rating of how many tails you need."
Naruto did just what Kyuubi said and waited for the answer "Hmmmm, well that's some strong brick but you can still break through it four tails should make it crumble to the ground." "Thanks Kyuubi"Naruto thought then rolled up his sleeves and said "Kai" the skin on his arm shimmered and a tattoo of a dragon holding a star in its talons. Then he bit his thumb and smeared blood over the image, and a Winchester rifle appeared in a puff of smoke. The rifle looked deformed the metal looked like it had been melted and the barrel had some parts that looked like it was on fire.
"Alright now to use Kyuubi's chakra" he said then he held the trigger of the Winchester. The barrel began to glow red and it only seemed to get bigger. The power of the shot was literally radiating power, then he let go of the trigger and a giant ray of chakra fired out of the gun leaving part of the wall vaporized. "Heh heh alright that's what I call bringing out the big guns" Naruto said as he walked through the hole.
On the other side he found a group of shinigami with their swords out although one of them stood out from all the others he was a small with silver hair and he wore the same outfit the royal wore but on his coat said ten. The boy said "Who the hell are you and what is your purpose here?" Naruto looked at him and did something unexpected he started to laugh "mwahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who am I, I'm just a man who wants to have a little fun" The group of shinigami stared at him in shock but were broken out of it when he said "Enough talk let's get it ON" he yelled the last part as he ran at the group firing his guns. The group saw the projectiles and tried to get away but they weren't fast enough, but Naruto kept laughing at people's heads flying off their shoulders, their screams of pain, and the squirting of blood flying into the air. Seconds later all that were left were the boy, and a lady with the same breast size as Tsunade, orange hair that went down to mid back, and had a pink scarf around her neck. The boy had a bullet hole on his leg and so did the women except hers was on her shoulder. Naruto walked up to the silver head shinigami and asked "So what is your name boy, I like to know the name of my victims before they die?"
The shinigami got a tick mark on his forehead and said "Teme I'm hundreds of years old" Naruto just looked at him and said "Whatever kid I'm thousands of years so top that." The two shinigami looked at him in shock once again until Naruto "Now I ask you again what is your name?" "My name is Hitsugaya Toshiro captain of the tenth division" "And you miss what is your name?" "My name is Matsumoto Rangiku" "Very nice very nice, any ways back to the matter at hand" Naruto said as he started to pull back the hammer.
Hitsugaya closed his eyes and waited for his death but it didn't come he opened his eyes and found the Naruto looking to the left Toshiro looked at Matsumoto to see if she was alright but she was also looking in the same direction of the Naruto. Toshiro turned his head only to find a black cat looking at Naruto with anger. "What do you want Yoruichi" Naruto said. Both shinigami looked at the cat in surprise, could this really be the goddess of flash, the cat looked at Naruto hissing in anger. "Cross what the hell do you think you're doing?" Naruto looked at her with a bored expression and said "Well I'm having a little fun now if you excuse me" Naruto was about to pull the trigger when a humongous wave of spiritual pressure washed over them making it hard for all of them except for Naruto because this wasn't as bad as Kyubbi's killing intent. Yoruichi looked at Naruto and said "We'll discuss this later but that was Ichigo's spiritual pressure and by the look of it he's fighting Zaraki who is the captain of the eleventh division" Naruto nodded towards her and they both took off.
Later they entered the spot where the wave of pressure came from and found an unconscious Ichigo on the ground "Well suppose we should pick him up" Naruto said as he was about to pick the boy up when Yoruichi said "No I'll pick him up you've done enough already" Naruto just nodded and said "alright."
At the hideout Yoruichi was sitting next to Naruto and asked "Why?" Naruto looked at her and said "Why what?"
"Don't give me that why did you kill those shinigami?"
"I killed them because they would have killed me first"
"Couldn't you have just knocked them out or something?"
"No because none of my attacks are for knocking people out they are for killing people what do you think my job used to be I used to be an assassin for thousands of years."
Yoruichi looked at him in shock and asked "How old are you?" Naruto just shrugged and replied "I don't I lost count after the few thousand years". Then Naruto and Yoruichi heard a noise and turned to find Ichigo waking up from his ass kicking, "Yo boya how ya doin" Naruto said to Ichigo, He just looked at Naruto and asked "What happened?" "You managed to beat one of the strongest captains in all of Seireitei how do you feel?" Naruto asked Ichigo looked at him and said "Like shit" Naruto started to laugh but got serious when Yoruichi spoke up "Alright Ichigo you are here to be trained because at the state you're in right now you won't stand a chance against Byakuya." Ichigo nodded in understanding then looked at Naruto and said "Thanks for carrying me here" Naruto shook his head and said "I didn't carry you here Yoruichi did" "NANI how can a cat carry me I'm much too big."
Yoruichi laughed then started to transform Ichigo's eyes started to widen each second after the transformation Ichigo yelled "YOU'RE A WOMEN" Yoruichi just laughed then Ichigo started to blush when he realized that she was naked "WILL YOU GETS SOME CLOTHES ON." A couple seconds later Ichigo had his back turned grumbling about women and their need to show off their body (A/N now ladies this is part of the story I'm not sexist so don't kill PLEASE) then Yoruichi said "It's alright I'm just dressed" but when Ichigo turned around almost having a heart attack because he was tricked into looking at her nether regions and yelled "YOUR SUPPOSED TO START WITH THE BOTTOM" Yoruichi pouted and said "Are you sure you don't want to look again because this is a Class A female body" Naruto threw in a comment by saying again "AMEN" but Ichigo yelled "NO I DON"T WANT TO SEE" but Yoruichi lifted up her shirt making him blush and with a blood spout shooting out of his chest.
Later on they were down in a giant training basement similar to Urahara's. "Alright Ichigo you are here to learn bankai which is the last form of your zanpakuto. There are three forms to a zanpakuto normal, shikai, and bankai all shinigami get shikai but very few get bankai since it takes brutal training to get to that level now time to get started any questions?" Yoruichi said Naruto raised his hands and asked "Is there a place where I can relax since I will have no purpose in this training?" Yoruichi said "Yeah there's a hot spring over there" Naruto then squealed like a little girl and ran all the way to the hit spring. Yoruichi then looked over at Ichigo and said "Training starts now."
Hours later Yoruichi dragged an unconscious Ichigo all the way to the hot spring and found Naruto sleeping in the pool with his shirt off Yoruichi got an idea after she put Ichigo into the hot spring she got undressed and climbed in herself. She looked at Naruto's face and spotted his whiskers she thought they made him look cute like a cat or a fox. She put her hand to them and started to rub them softly, Naruto moaned in pleasure and started to rub his head against Yoruichi's cheek she giggled and did it again with more force and he did the same thing. Eventually Ichigo woke up to find Yoruichi to occupied with what she was doing to realize he was awake. Ichigo just watched and finally he couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing. Yoruichi realized he was awake and started to blush then Naruto woke from his nap and found himself cuddling with Yoruichi he backed up and started to blush and looked to the side to see Ichigo cracking up then he realized that they all had their clothes off.
Naruto didn't mind Yoruichi but the reason Ichigo was here made him o something totally out of character he screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE EVER HEARD OF NO MEN IN THE SAME BATH TOGETHER YOU GAY BASTARD" Ichigo and Yoruichi looked at him in shock then Ichigo yelled back "YORUICHI WAS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME HERE I WAS UNCONCUIOS." Naruto looked at him and sighed then looked at Yoruichi and said "Now why were rubbing my cheeks Yoruichi is there something you want to tell me" Yoruichi stopped her laughing and blushed and shook her head at neck breaking speed.
Naruto just shook his head again and looked at Ichigo and asked "So how far have you gotten in your training boy." Yoruichi interrupted before Ichigo could answer "Actually he is slowly making some progress but not that much" Ichigo pouted but on the inside he was jumping for joy for the praise.
Naruto nodded his head "Good good I'm happy for you Ichigo maybe after you get your bankai we can have little spar." Yoruichi looked at him "Wait I thought you said that your style is only for killing" Ichigo started get a little freaked out but Naruto responded "Well I'm not going to use a knife or a gun so chill." Yoruichi nodded and said "Alright Ichigo let's get back to training."
Sorry It's shorter than usual but enjoy next chapter will be uploaded soon but I'm also thinking of making a story for Negima and my eight year old sister wants me to make a fanfic of kung fu panda.