WHOLY CRAP YOU GUYS!!! WHOLY CRAP!!

I am SOOOOOOO freakin sorry I haven't updated in soooo long!

My computer broke down and I haven't been able to write in forever!!

Well I got it fixed now so you can read my story's!!!!!

Maharaja hope you like!

Oh and Nicole if you're reading this *gasp* HELLO LEG!!!

i don't own bleach or any of it's sources! ahhhh


Momo couldn't feel her feet.

She's going to die…or kill herself.

One or the other.

She had SEX with Toshirou!!

TOSHIROU!!!

Momo's head was spinning and if it wasn't for the laughter of Toshirou and Matsumotto,

She wouldn't remember where she was.

She had this feeling In the pit of her stomach,

She couldn't place it.

It was building up inside her, making her think unclearly.

Then suddenly it hit her like a wrecking ball, and she new what it was.

Momo turned around and punched Toshirou in the shoulder making him sway until he fell on the bed.

" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING TOSHIROU!!??" Momo asked as her rage clouded her vision.

Toshirou put up his hands up " Momo don't freak out, it was only sex." he said pulling his shirt over his head , searching for his wallet.

Momo's eyes widened " don't freak out!! DON'T FREAK OUT!!!, that's what you have to say Toshirou, we hate each other and it doesn't bother you what we did!?" Momo's sentence ended abruptly when she turned to Matsumotto, who was slowly sneaking out of the room.

" Matsumotto, would you have something to do with this?" Momo asked to Matsumotto's back right before she could sneak out.

She turned around and smiled sheepishly.

"well not exactly." she said, her sentence trailing off as she tried to remember what she did.


Matsumotto watched Toshirou start to stumble and every once and a while mumble something about puppies.

Momo was already wasted, dancing all over everyone at the party.

Her potion had WORKED!!!!

It got them drunk.

finnaley these two would let loose a little.

But when Momo started grinding on Toshirou Matsumotto was getting a little worried.

They won't do anything she had reassured herself.

But her reassurance screamed RUN MATSUMOTTO!!! I SAID FUCKING RUN!!! MOVE TO…..MEXICO!! THEY WON'T FIND YOU THERE!! when Momo and Toshirou entered a room together.

She had to think of what to do.

Then she thought of those sayings, you know the good friend and a best friend thing.

Well in this scenario A good friend would stop them , and a best friend would join.

HOW ABOUT FOR TONIGHT I WILL BE A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIEND AND SLEEP ON THE COUCH!! Matsumotto decided.

And she slept on the couch.


Matsumotto grinned at Momo and put her arms out " you look like you need a hug!" she said happily trying to hide her fear of Momo's rage.

Momo got a murderous expression on her face and put her hands out just like Matsumotto " come here!" she said fake smiling.

Matsumotto dropped her arms and her expression at the same time.

"no, I don't want one now." she said slowly backing away.

Momo walked towards her " I'm not going to hurt you , I just want to talk." she said, fake smiling so hard that her teeth were making a weird grinding noise.

Matsumotto put up one of her hands. " we are sorry the number you have reached has been currently disconnected, please hang up and try again. Marke dos quatro espanol"

After that last word she made a dead run out the door.

Momo ran at the door and closed it, quickly turning towards Toshirou " YOUR NEXT!!" she yelled throwing a pillow at his face.

He just laughed and threw it back.


Well, I hoped you like it!!!!!!!

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Tell me how you think!

By the way I'm going to update sexy road trip and thirty songfics of the bleach century soon!

So don't get you're turkey legs up in a granny bunch!

Haha turkey legs.

Hmm turkey sounds good.

Now I'm hungry.

Damn.

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