A\N: I just wanted to fix some errors..And again sorry for Saku-bashing!Oh, and something happened..I might like Sakura a little now..not alot but she's just on the I don't care for list now xD
Chapter 3:ShinoSaku
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After that..wonderful display it had taken approximately 40 minutes to settle down, 15 to take the two off each other, 10 to get rid of the shock, and the rest was trying to wake up the poor fainted Hyuga girl.
"Ok, now that we finally got those two to stop devouring each other, and woke up Hinata..shall we continue?"Temari said, a grin plastered on her face.
Sakura looked for the Uchiha, who seemed unfazed yet again, Sakura blushed, the object of her wet fantasies, her prince in black horse -- it's just she could never imagine Sasuke on a white horse unless he was slaughtering it --, the person she knew she was going to spend the rest of her life with, and she knew for god-damn hard fact when he said he 'didn't care' and 'to get the hell off me' it obviously meant, 'I love you' and 'I'm yours' that's why she never gave up and always pursued him. That's why the pink haired girl was now determined, to get the cold Uchiha as her partner whether he wanted to or not! He was going to be in that closet with her!
Sasuke could feel heat erecting from behind him, he slowly turned his head, and almost could see Sakura's eyes burning with fury passion, one word passed through his head.
'Idiot'
"Ano, Temari!I'll go!!"Sakura raised her hand, smiling brightly.
Lee and Naruto all had the same thought.'I will be in the closet with Sakura-chan!'
'You?!'Naruto and Lee faced each other hands clenched.
'Me!'
'Noway!'
It seems like the object of love can cause two love struck idiots to actually fight telepathically--sad--.
The hat was passed to Sakura, a gleam could be seen in her green jeweled eyes.
She took out a number, and looked at it."6?"
Right now Sasuke Uchiha couldn't have been the most happiest on earth because he was the most happiest person on earth..he was number fucking 7!Lucky fucking number 7!! Right now the happy the part of his brain and the emotion you would call 'relieved', 'happy', 'best fucking day of his life' those emotions have been de-cobwebbed and have been finally put to use, but he wondered..who was the very UNlucky number 6?
"I am 6..."Everyone turned there heads around, and realized something...Shino was actually STILL here.
Sakura's face fell, Lee and Naruto were sulking, and Sasuke was still in his 'un'emo corner, and still snickering to himself.
"Shi-Shino....?!"Sakura said stunned. No No No!!This wasn't how it was supposed to go!It was supposed to be Sasuke!Sasuke!Sasuke!Sas-u-ke!Not some damned emo bug freak!Sasuke was supposed to go in the closet with her, Sasuke was supposed to kiss her, confess his love for, get married and ride on a horse in the beautiful sunset!Or something close like forcing him to anyway!
Sakura stared at Shino obviously dumbstruck, and especially mortified when she saw a cockroach crawl across his face.
"Cha!THERE IS NO STINCKING WAY I'M GOING IN THE CLOSET WITH BUG FREAK!SAKURA YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN! I'M ON A BREAK!"Inner Sakura said, taking her luggage and walking out of Sakura's mind. Sakura was all alone now.
"Anyway shouldn't we get this thing over with...?"Shino asked, unfazed.
"Yeah Sakura get in the closet with your lover."Ino said teasingly a happy smirk on her face.
'Ino-bitch.......'
Temari took Sakura's hand while Kankuro took Shino's and they were shoved inside the dark...dark closet..together.
Fuck.
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"Ano..Kiba-kun I feel bad..."Hinata said softly looking at her friend.
"For who?Sakura?"Kiba asked.
"No..Shino-kun.."
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Sakura used a ledge inside the closet to stand up and keep her balance, she took a step back couldn't help it, besides the fear of Sasuke of not liking her back..bugs were her worst nightmare, and she was stuck in a closet with, unfortunately, a walking, talking, breathing, living bug man!
"I can see you..well actually my bugs can..they can feel fear..your afraid of me aren't you?"Shino asked.
Yes...
"No of course not!"Sakura lied, trying to smile because she didn't want to hurt his feelings and because she didn't want to be raped by a ladybug!
"You know..you don't have to lie, I'm actually used to people neglecting me..sometimes I feel like no one ever notices me..or I scare them..even sometimes I feel neglected by my teammates..my own comrades.."He said solemnly.
Emo.
Strangely, for some unknown reason, he reminded her of Sasuke..mysterious..dark..she didn't really know about handsome but..
"Ano shino-kun..gomensai.."She said blushing a bit.
"Anyways it's not your fault.."
Maybe Shino-kun..if you were out-going like Kiba..or Naruto..or just stop hiding your face.."She said wondering a bit what was behind those sunglasses.
"And maybe..I could see your face...?"she asked.
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"C'MON!!He's gonna eat her!He'll make those bugs eat her!!Let me do it! PLEASE!!!!"
"Naruto..."Temari said in a dangerous voice.
"What...?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"She said hitting him on the head, and knocking him out cold.
"Oh yeah, Tema..did you tell your brothers yet...?"Shikamrau said whispering to her.
"Tell us about what?"Gaara said standing above them, his eyes were in slits, and arms crossed. Shikamaru gulped.
Temari laughed nervously."Oh..I-I agreed to be Shika's girlfriend..."
Shikamaru was already writing his death will.
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"...."
"Please Shino...?"
Shino just stared at her, and sighed inwardly, a couple of firefly's escaped his shirt collar lighting the closet so they could see each other.
"Ok.."He said bringing his hands to his face, and took off his glasses.
Sakura's eyes widened in shock, and screamed ontop of her lungs.
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"What the fuck!!?I told you!!He's raping her with bugs!"Naruto said crying.
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"Shino..you..your....SO CUTE!!!"She said squealing, Shino was so attractive, enough to rival Sasuke's! Why would anyone hide those gorgeuos eyes, and was just so H-O-T..HOT!
"....Thank you...?"He said unfazed.
For her unluckiness, not to this?!YES!And she remembered..the game..they had to kiss..and she knew Shino was one not to actually opppose on rules..she snickered inwardly.
"Ano..Shino-kun."
The bugs shivered, there master was doomed.
"The game says we at least have to kiss.."She said softly batting her eyelashes and smiling flirty.
Shino shrugged."Ok."
Sakura leaned in forward, and closed her eyes, and kissed Shino's pink looking lips. Her first kiss from a human-- She wouldn't count dressing
Pakun like sasuke then kissing him her first kiss-- she opened her eyes lightly and found herself looking at mountain fulls of cockroaches that were squirming, and moving on Shino's face. She landed with a thud on the closet floor, graping for air in the fidal position.
Poor Sakura.
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"Ok!That's it!"Naruto's angtsy was killing him, he opened the closet door, Shino smoothly stepped out, his glasses on, and his hands in his pockets. Naruto looked at shino and raised an eyebrow, then looked back into the closet at Sakura.
"SHE'S DEAD!"
"FINALLY!!"
A/N: Ok..I know..not funny xD BTW, I was the one who yelled finally fufuf :3 Oh, and I know who I'm putting for Sasuke xD It's gonna be the next chapter :D Um, review if your not a rapid Sakura fan, who's gonna bash me out..Oh, and some of the stuff I said about Sakura's undying love for Sasuke..I don't care what the hell you say...it's TRUE!That's the way I see there relationship!I'm sorry but OroSasu has a more chance of happening 8D I changed stuff!
Anyway, review!!
