A/N: Please don't get angry at me with this chapter, it sucks soo badly!! And I know some of you hate yaoi right? well I opologize but I wanted to atleast TRY something different for a change since I usually right het pairings ya'know? Plus if SasuHina doesn't happen SasuNaru is the second pairing and Hinata-chan goes with Gaara, all I can say really :3
Anyway, this chapter is deticated to Kuroi bara-676, this is for her because she suggested I update this one, and well I've been having trouble coming up with supposedly 'funny' concepts of it..I'm sorry if it isn't!
And well I hope you review it shows how much you like this even if it's just 'update soon'
Chapter 4: Sasuke and Naruto
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From Temari and Shikamaru's 'fake out make out' session, to TenTen and Neji's 'kissing war' leading to a traumatized Hinata after Temari had vigorously and very descriptively told the innocent Hyuga about the birds and the bees, to Sasuke finally discovering he can actually be happy, and to a fedal positioned Sakura.
Everything was going....normal. Well what the hell did you expect, huh?
They didn't know how to awaken the rosette colored konouchi, everytime someone talked to her or tried detraumatizing her, she gurgled some ridiculous gibberish, so they eventually stopped trying, not understanding or even tring to understand.
Ten whole minutes passed, since than and someone finally noticed a glitch in the game, there was not enough girls, ( frankly I say blame the creator, very sexist ).
"What the hell?!" Kiba said, and Akamaru barked agreeing with his partner. Akamaru wanted some babes.
"What if the girls, go two times?" Chouji suggested, and as always..eating his barbeque chips, but than again he didn't need girls...he had his chips, they were much more valuable.
"No way!" Temari said putting her hands in an 'X' formation, showing her disapproval. "Once is friggin' enough!"
"Agreed! The people that already went cannot go again!" TenTen said. She didn't want any other person touching Neji, thier game was not over. "Why doesn't everyone just put in a number, so the girls who haven't gone yet..should put in a number."
Ino and Hinata looked at each other, than back at TenTen.
"Wha-?" Ino asked, her blue eyes, shocked.
"Haha, ok 12 and 13 is you guys numbers pick amongst yourselves so the guys won't know."Temari whispered, as she placed the slips in the bucket of doom.
"Hm..ok who's going next than?" TenTen asked, a smug smile on her tannish face.
Everyone who hasn't gotten thier turn silenced.
"Ok..since no ones answering, I say why doesn't a boy go." Temari smiled."Hmm.." She scanned the room, looking at the horrified faces' of the males."You!" She said pointing, to a certain blond - haired kyuubi.
"Me?" Naruto said pointing to himself, confused.
"No, your mom douche, ofcourse you, get your butt over here and get a number, this game was your idea anyway," She said shoving Naruto towards the pile of paper and names. He reached out and grabbed a piece of paper, he closed his eyes and gulped. He opened them, and gulped.
"Uh..7?" Naruto spoke.
Sasuke's head shot up, and everyone silenced.
"Who's 7?" Naruto asked. "Ino? Hinata-chan?" He asked, almost pleading, they both shook thier heads. Great he was certiantly going to be labeled as gay for sure now.
"OH!" TenTen said pointing towards Sasuke. "Sasuke is 7! I saw his paper!" She bellowed.
Sasuke and Naruto blanched.
"Oh shit. " Kiba snickered.
"What?! Hell no!"Naruto said putting his hands, and an 'X', shaking his blond locks furiously.
While Sasuke just sat still.I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Psh, sure Sasuke.
"Hey Naruto it was your idea to go in the closet, you shouldn't decline it..plus just think about it..it wouldn't be the first time you and the Uchiha would be doing anything, remember?" Kiba said, his smirk still intact. "that was the longest 1 second I've ever saw. " Kiba smirked, and Akamaru barked in agreement, the blond growled.
"No! I'm not going in there with the teme!" Naruto whined.
"NARUTO! Get your blond ass in that closet with emo Uchiha or else I'll blow your ass all the way to the moon and back!!" Temari said, clenching her fists.
"Gah!! Okay!"
"I'm inlove with..that." Shikamaru asked, rasing an eyebrow.
"Damn right you are."
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Sasuke looked around, he couldn't see anything. He growled. He didn't want to be stuck in here with this fucking idiot. Nonetheless, people would start to think he was gay. It took awhile for everyone to get off his back after that 'incident'. The love confessions from the male population tripled. One thing he would definately not allow was people to think that he Sasuke fucking Uchiha was gay. Those words in a sentence just didn't make sense, Sasuke and gay? Nu uh! Definately not. Only if it was Sasuke Uchiha is not gay.
"Yo teme? Are you okay?"
"I'm NOT GAY!"
Naruto blinked, "huh? Sasuke what the hell are you talking about?"
"...nothing baka..shut-up!!" Sasuke yelled.
"damn..pms much?" Naruto said, crossing his arms around his chest, huffing.
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"Hey Hey, Neji!" Kiba hissed. Neji turned around, to look at his cousin's teammate, he narrowed his eyes.
"What?" Neji replied.
"Activate your byagukan, and see what those two are doing in there! I wanna use some blackmail!! kukuku." Kiba said while rubbing his hands together, a doggy grin on his face, and Akamaru copying his partner.
"Kiba, do you have something against Naruto?" Neji asked, raising his one of his perfectly sculpted eyebrows.
"NO!...yes! That bastard farted in my face dammit! He didn't win!! I was so traumatized and I had to sleep in the dog house for three stickin' days and Akamaru didn't eat for 3 weeks!!" Kiba yelled ontop of his lungs.
"Kiba..are you.... crying?"
"No I'm not dammit!!"
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Naruto arched one of his blond eyebrows, not sure what was wrong with the usually stoic Uchiha, he had been acting differently ever since Sakura had gone in the closest with Shino. He had been acting very wierd, it didn't even see like the Uchiha. Naruto narrowed his blue eyes. Was Sasuke-teme, finally starting to like Sakura-chan??? His blue yes widened. He wanted to be in the closest with Sakura-chan! No! Naruto would never allow such a thing to happen! It would definetly ruin his chances and it would crush his lubbs for the pink haired konouchi.
Naruto grinned,Maybe if..hm no..no..hmm..oh yeah. Naruto thought evilly. ( A/N: kuku, Dr. Evil theme song! heheh )
"Oi, Sasuke!"
"Wha-"
"Sexy No Jutsu!"
"Naruto you-oh shit.."
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"Neji what do you see?" Kiba insisted, at the byakugan prodigy. "C'mon tell me! Hey Neji..? Your nose is bleeding, are you...ok?"
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"Oi Sasuke-kun, what's wrong? What's that big lump there?"
Sasuke was sweating, he had to close his eyes, especially since he saw a huge fucking stick just sitting in his pants straight up. What the hell was that dobe doing?! He needed to get rid of it, he was sweating, and he just wanted to kiss this blond every- wait wha-?!
"Sasukeee-kunn! Don't you think my boobs are to small? Neh?" The nude blond, teased pouting her er his pink lips quivering cutely. Sasuke blushed. WAIT WHAT?! The Sasuke Uchiha just blushed, and at Naruto. I'm starting to wonder. Anyway.
Sasuke closed his eyes quickly, when a bead of sweat slid down his forhead and into his eyes. He gulped. "N-Naruto..."
"Oi, Sasuke-kun, please tell me are they to small?" The blond said getting into his face, squeezing his boobs with his arms, bending over towards the Uchiha.
This was the last straw.
But what made it all wrong ( better yet all right ) was that it wasn't Naruko he was after.
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"Sakura-san?" Hinata said softly, shaking the knocked-out traumatized girl. "Please wake up." She continued.
Ino sighed," Hmm, maybe if I try this..hey Sakura, Sasuke is waiting for you to have his babies."
"I'M COMING SASUKE-KUN!"
"Cept' he already chose Naruto."
The pink haired plopped down, right where she was.
"Ino-chan..." Hinata sighed.
"Sorry..had to be done." Ino chuckled.
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"S-Sasuke..?" Naruto said his sapphire blue eyes widened in shock, as the Uchiha hovered over him, he wondered why? Beause he wasn't even in his sexy jutsu form anymore!
"Shut-up." Sasuke said as he pinned, his hands on each of Naruto's sides not giving the blond any means of escape, he lowered his head, and thier lips were only inches apart, thier breaths mingiling with one anothers. Naruto had a gracious blush on his tanned skinned. He didn't know what was different from the first time, when Sasuke was ever this close to him, the only difference was this time he didn't push away, it felt..it felt...
Sasuke placed his soft light pink colored lips, on the blond's own soft ones. A small ticklish feeling entered his stomach, it was different, and he wanted more. He pressed his lips a bit more firmly on the blond's.
Naruto's eyes widened, at the Uchiha's vulgar moves towards him, he wanted to push him off but couldn't his body wouldn't listen instead it reacted positively to Sasuke's touch and kiss, he let out a soft moan and finally closed his eyes. Not trying to resist anymore.
Sasuke detached his lips from Naruto, and looked down at the blond's flushed face.
"Sa-Sasuke..."
"What did I say? Shut-up."
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"Hey? What the hell happened to Neji?" Kankuro asked raising an eyebrow, as to why the usually stoic hyuga had a gaped expression.
Kiba shurgged, scracthing his unruly dark brown hair. "I really don't know. " Was his answer.
If only they knew. If only.
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After, the five minutes of kissing, Sasuke finally sat down, Naruto was still shocked, he didn't know how to registure anything that had just taken place, he still felt his face flushed, and thinking about it just made his face heat up more.
"What was that for..?" Naruto asked, barely even being able to talk.
"You tell anyone..and..I'll kill you..because that never happened understood?" Sasuke warned, the blond nodded. "Good."
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"Ok, it's time for the two love birds to get out of the closest, " Temari chimed and stood up, from the bed. She walked over to the closest and opened the closest door. Sasuke stepped out, his frown still inplace as it usualy was ( He was back to normal! ), if only they could read his mind. If only. Naruto stepped out right after.
"Hey Naruto are you smitten for the Uchiha now?" Kiba taunted, but Naruto didn't asnwer and was unfazed as he took a seat.
"Haha, the Uchiha really is gay!" Kankuro said, laughing and pointing at the Sasuke, who quickly silenced when Sasuke sent him a 'you - better - shut - the - fuck - up - before - I - rip - your - balls - out ' kind of glare that only Uchihas could give.
I'm not gay, I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Sasuke mused to himself, wondering what would happen if if his aniki knew he had dilebratly made out with a another boy. I'm not gay. He thought sternly. Only bi.
A\N: It's always fun for me to make fun of Sasuke's sexual reference, I mean he never sees fazed by even the hottest girls, I mean seriously! So I've always thought if he wasn't gay..if he wasn't straight..maybe he was bi? Haha, since Naruto was the only person that he ever seemed to really care about, SasuNaru is hot XD
And I tried to wonder..Sasuke is the dominant one so it's hot hence SasuNaru, I really hoped you guys liked this one :3 And I should have added the Akatsuki ;o; Ah well ;]
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