Me: Well… I did promise to finish Yullen Week. And I know it was really late, but I lost my drive to write. I'm sure many of us have felt that way. So…… YEAH!! Here is the second-to-last theme of Yullen Week. DOLLS!

Allen: It's almost over, right?

Me: Yeah, but you still have to suffer through Laven Week!!!

Allen: awe….

Me: lol ^^

Allen: You're mean.

Me: I know!!! It's fun!! At least you're a lot better off than Toushiro… for now.. *laughs evilly*

Kanda: She's been getting a lot of these evil urges lately. Do you think she's an akuma?

Allen: No. If she was an akuma, my eye would detect it……..

Kanda: Hmph… Maybe we should just tie her up.

Allen: BAD IDEA!! Remember last time? She got worse!

Me: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!!

Allen: What?

Me: I SAID, SHUT UP!!! Now readers, please enjoy! Oh, and I don't own D Gray Man.

WARNING! ALLEN IS A GIRL!! YAY!!! I find that fun. And yeah, you know me…… no lemom though.

How to get a guy like Kanda…

"Hey Lenalee, can I ask you something?" Allen asked Lenalee one evening.

"Sure, what is it Allen-chan?" Lenalee asked.

"Well… uh…" Allen trailed off a bit. "You remember when Road made you like a doll, right?" She asked.

Lenalee looked at the younger female, confuse. "Yeah, but why?" She asked.

"Well.. uh… you see… There's this guy that I really like and.." Allen blushed. "I want to pretend I'm a doll to see his reaction…" She said.

Lenalee smiled. "Come with me, Allen-chan. I think I can help you out." She said leading Allen to her room.

Lenalee rummaged through her closet for a minute before finding what she needed. She pulled out a black and white dress and a black ribbon. "Put this on." She said. Allen did and waited. "Now, hold still for a moment." Lenalee said, beginning to put Allen's hair up. "Now, all you have to do, is act pretty much lifeless. At least… until you get a reaction. Now, tell me something, who's the lucky guy? Lavi… or maybe.."

"It-it's Kanda." Allen said quietly, blushing a light shade of pink.

"Ah, I see. It's Kanda huh? How long have you liked him?" Lenalee said with a smile on her face.

"Uh.. Kinda since I first met him…. He was just so.." Allen trailed off, blushing a deeper color.

Lenalee's smile widened. "Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. He likes you too. But don't let him know that I told you, kay?" She said with a wink.

"Oh-k." Allen replies. "So, what do I do now?" She asked.

"Well, what you have to do now.. is uh… I guess you wait on the training grounds for Kanda." Lenalee said thoughtfully.

"Uh.. ok then. Do we have a chair I can sit in? The training ground floors aren't the right place to act like a doll…" Allen said.

"Of course. Let's see. Kanda should be at dinner right now, so we have time to get you to the training grounds. And with luck, no one will see us get there." Lenalee picked up a chair and grabbed Allen's arm, dragging her off to the destination.

Once there, Lenalee put the chair down and had Allen sit in it. "Now, don't move, and don't make your breathing obvious." Lenalee said. "I have to go hide now, Kanda's coming…" With that, she ran off to hide.

There were footsteps that came along, and they suddenly stopped. "What the hell? Moyashi?" A voice inquired. Kanda came into Allen's range of sight, but she did not react. The samurai wore a slightly worried expression. "Oi, Moyashi! Wake up!" The Japanese sounded slightly panicked. All of a sudden there was a loud gasp.

"K-kanda, what happened to Allen-chan?" Lenalee's voice asked.

"I dunno. I found her like this." Kanda said. "She's as lifeless as a doll."

"Hmm… Maybe you should give her a kiss to see if that helps." Lenalee suggested.

Kanda's face flushed in color. "You think that would really work." He asked, sounding like he might actually try it.

"Well, it's worth a try." Lenalee said.

The samurai stayed quiet, but came closer to Allen, so close that she could feel his breath on her skin. Kanda paused before kissing her fully on the lips. Allen's eyes blinked in surprise, and her arms moved to hug Kanda.

Kanda pulled back. "Wow… It actually worked. But uh.." Kanda looked embarrassed that he had just kissed Allen. Allen smiled slightly, and grabbed one Kanda's raven locks and pulled him back in for another kiss. This one became passionate, and Kanda picked up Allen, and carried her to his room.

Lenalee smiled, glad she had helped the two get together.

Me: THE END!! Lol. That was fun. Wouldn't Allen-kun look so cute in a dress?

Kanda: *looks away slightly*

Me: wow, looks like I gave Kanda an image! YAY!!

Allen: *blushes angrily* I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! ENOUGH!
Me: Nope. One more chapter!! And then Lavne week, plus the fanfics I still need to finish!

Lavi: Remember that all flames will be used to burn writer's block to the ground!