DW: hey thanks so much for the people who reviewed last chapter i knew you guys were waiting on a kiss

Duncan: im waitin on something more than a kiss but this isnt rated M

Courtney: you pig! is that all i am to you a sex symbol?

Duncan: well if i was the writer you would be

DW: yeah but you're not and i am

Noah: than do your job and write

Dw: picky bookworm

Disclamer: i dont own tdi characters yadda yadda

Courtney and Duncan were lying on the grass together and had dozed off a bit.

Courtney snuggled closer to Duncan and sighed peacefully but then remembered Zoey.

She sat up and shook Duncan awake he opened his eyes and smiled at her "Cant we take a break from making out princess".

She ignored him and said "Zoey." Duncan looked confused "What about her?"

Courtney shrugged " well arent you going to tell her about us?"

"What about us?" Courtney was getting anrgy and Duncan smirked "You thought just because i kissed you and told you i love you im just going to drop Zoey?"

"Uh yeah... wait you want us to get back together?"

"Yes thats why i did this..." he kissed her and dipped her hand back to deepend it.

He ran his tongue on her lower lip and she shuddered at his tongue ring.

His phone rang and he pulled back in a huff. "Hello?.... Yeah im coming home soon Zoey and i got a surprise for you.... yeah but you need to pack all your clothes... yes alright see ya later".

He hung up and pulled Courtney up with him. "C'mon its time to break the news to Zoey"

As much as Courtney didnt like her she was thinking that Duncan might be a little harsh.

"Hey not so hard on her please". Duncan smirked "Ill be as gentle as a roach".
"Duncan thats disgusting!"

he laughed and hopped on his motorcycle and Courtney held on also.


Zoey was hungry, hot, and mad. "Where is Duncan? He better make up for this."

she flipped on the TV and laid back on the couch and watched New York Goes To Work (i dont own this crappy show)

She had her stuff packed at the door like Duncan asked and her coat was on the couch next to her.

"Maybe he's taking me on a vacation or moving me out this small apartment". She was thinking on how great of a boyfriend Duncan was while Duncan and courtney pulled up to their apartment building.

"This is where you live?" she asked taking off the helmet.

"Yeah is it to nasty for ya princess?"

She threw him a glare, "No its just that I live here with Hillary".

Duncan snapped his fingers and a light bulb went off in his head. "I knew it was Hillary who i bumped into".

They walked in together and up to the third floor.

Duncan opened the door and ushered her to come in.

They could zoey from the other room, "I cant understand why people work its so discusting".

Duncan walked in and cleared his throat, Zoey jumped up and ran to hug him. "Dunky where have you been i was... what is the priss doing here?" she asked pointing to Courtney

"Zoey i think our relationship has run its course and i dont love you anymore".

"W-what do mean? You love this tight ass princess?"

"Hold up a minute ill give you tight" Courtney lunged at her but Duncan had his arm around her.

"Be nice princess".

"Zoey its time for you to go. You dont work all you do is stay home, get drunk, or go party. Now im sorry if dont like it babe but thats how love goes".

Zoey stood there a moment and walked by them and grabbed her things and opened the door. "Fine duncan but dont think of coming back to me. You two deserve each other". she slammed the door and walked out.

"Well that went well. You hungry princess?"

"Uh sure. what have you got?"

"Ribs and mash-potatoe".

"Cool hey can i put in a movie?"

Duncan walked into the kitchen and yelled back to her "Sure whatever you can find".

She went through his collection of movies and saw nothing but horror films.

She went through his On Demand channel and chose Twilight.

"Here we go princess" he set done her plate and his and wrapped his arm around her.

"Tell me you did choose Twilight" he looked down at her and forced back a laugh.

She had rib sauce all over her mouth "Uh yeah i like this movie".

"Well you know what my favorite movie is?"

"What?" "The one with a princess with sauce all over her mouth and her ogre".

He kissed and got sauce all over his face and soon they had a mess all over the place.

He carried her to his room after she fell asleep on him with whipped cream.

He brushed a piece of strawberry off her face and laid down next to her.

"So the princess has a fun side."
he got a contented sigh in return.

"Yeah I love you to princess".


DW: cheesy ending much?

Duncan: at least i got some tongue action in

DW: you know i always wanted a food fight

Owen: wellllll game onnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! ( throws cake at Harold)

Harold: time to unleash my wicked food skills- throws peanuts and Geoff

Soon the room is covered in food and my computer is too.

Dw: well know i smell like everything in my fridge review people

DW: review while kissing a duck, review while taking a bath with a cow, review while i clean this mess cartoons made!

DW