I know diary. Sorry I haven't posted anything lately - I've been swamped with rehearsals! Anyway, Matt left.
Kind of depressing really. At least Kris is still here...speaking of Kris, I still need to get him back. >}
What should I do to him? Scare him stupid? Cause him mental scarring? Or make him realize my true feelings...
I kind of like the first one...
Same day 6:23 p.m
Let me just explain in my p.o.v (point of view - for all you blondes out there...including me) of what I decided to do to shortie:
*Kris was in the kitchen getting ice cream, but since he was way too short to reach the cup he wanted to use, I decided to "help". I
found him on his tippy toes with his white t-shirt riding up his back, and since I had just finished a glass of extremely cold water,
I stuck my hand up his shirt. He legit jumped two feet in the air onto the counter and screamed, "HOLYFUCKMOTHEROFGOD"
as loud as his little lungs could. He took one sight of me and slapped me as hard as he could, then started whimpering and shouted
off apologies. Even though that slap stung - the midget's got some powerful slaps - I laughed my ass off. His reaction was
pure gold! And the best part was that I had put a small video camera next to this vase Lil had gotten! ~Can anyone say Youtube?
"There, now you can reach your cup." I could barely breathe from laughing so hard. Kris muttered a few choice words, turned around
on the counter, got his cup, and turned back around to find me taking a scoop of chocolate ice cream from the bucket. I stopped in mid-bite,
while his mouth hung open. ~When is his mouth ever shut?
We stared at each other for what seemed like an hour or two before he pulled the spoon out of my mouth. He grimaced at the spoon and tossed
it into the sink. I giggled.
"What's so funny now!?" He asked incredulously, flailing his arms slightly.
"You, uh, got some ice cream on your face..." I bit my lips to keep from laughing anymore, but tears rolled down my face.
Kris tried to look at his face, causing his eyes to go cross-eyed, which made me laugh even more. Kris frowned, but a smirk played on his lips.
"Well, so do you." He looked triumphant. ~Little bugger.
He reached out and wiped the smudge with his index finger, but before he could clean it on a napkin I grabbed his hand and stuck his finger in my
mouth, sucking on it. Kris' eyes grew so large I thought they were going to pop out of his head! I kissed his hand and smirked down at him. Even though
he was sitting on the counter I was still a little taller. His mouth was STILL open which looked like an invitation to me, so I kissed him. On the lips,
of course. But it was a quick one. His face flushed and I beamed, feeling accomplished. Patting his knee, I turned to leave, but stopped in the doorway.
"We're even now." It took a few seconds for him to register what I had meant.
"No! We're not! That just means I get to get back at you."
"Then figure something out. You know where you can find me." I winked at him.*
And that's what happened! :D Silly Kris for thinking he can do something to get back at me! Who does he think he is?
Anyway...uh, I went shopping! Got loads of good stuff at...good prices? Haha, who cares?! My favorite piece is a studded leather
jacket with rhinestones on the back spelling GLAM. It was too good to be true!! Well, I'm actually tired, so I think I'm going to
head for bed. -thinks- Hm, I wonder what Kris is planning...I hope it's not while I'm sleeping...
Goodnight all my sexy lovers out there,
Glambert out!
P.S I'm scerd!!!