Duncan: hey dw you think you give me a bed scene with princess

DW: what did answer in the last chapter?! NO GETTIN KINKY!

Courtney: thats right you tell him!

DW: i just did.

Courtney: right... well go to the disclamer

Disclamer: i dont own these characters do you have to make me feel small?


Courtney stirred in her sleep and sank her head deeper into Duncans hard chest.

"Morning sunshine" he said and pulled lettuce out of her hair.

Courtney sat up and looked down at herself. She had food stains all over her and she smelled like a combination of sauce, meat, fruits, and vegetables.

"Uh i need to take a shower" she got up and walked into the bathroom

She saw typical guy stuff- razors, dirty clothes, Axe spray, soap, etc. What she did see like what she saw all over his rooms were things that were of a dark color.

All of his towels were black, his rugs were black with pictures of flaming skulls on them, and some how he had managed to carve a skull into his tooth brush.

She came back out and found Duncan (without a shirt i might add) flipping through the channels. She laid down next to him and he wrapped his arm around her. "Duncan why do have to be so dark?"

He chuckled darkly "Im a dark person princess, its just the way i am".

She looked around the room for the first time. The walls were of a dark green color, he had posters of rock bands all over the walls, and carvings of skulls into the walls and head board.

Duncan saw her actions and leaned down to her ear "are you scared of the big bad boy princess?"

courtney scoffed "I used to be a CIT we dont get scared.".

"Yeah yeah sure princess whatever floats your boat". "shut it! im going to go take a shower in my apartment".

"Why yours i have a bath tub too?!"

"Because i have clothes that i can change in to". She got up and headed for the front door.

"Mind if i tag along". Courtney thought a moment "If you promise to stay in my room and not into my bathroom".

"I wont make any promises princess my hands kept help themselves"

"Whatever".


She unlocked the door and Duncan followed her inside.

Hillary and Eric were sitting on the couch watching Mean Girls and eating pancakes.

"Hey Hill you remember Duncan right?" She looked up and waved, "Long time no see juvie".

Duncan snorted at her "Same for you Master Card". "Bite me Duncan". he smirked "I already did that to your sister".

She started choking on her pancake that she was eating, "Ewww im eating i dont want to hear about your little late nights".

"Both of you quit it, come on duncan" she pulled his arm into her room.

Duncan sat down on her bed and snorted at all the frilly stuff she had. Stuff animals, pink sheets, shoes, clothes and purses every where.

"You are such a girl Courtney". She was gathering clothes to wear when she looked back at him "I am a girl".

She walked into the shower and locked the door just in case Duncan tried to sneak in. After she was done she came out drying her hair and fully dressed.

Duncan sat back on her bed with the skull in his hands. "You still got it?"

She made a dive for it but only landed on Duncan. "Give it to me you pig!"

"Im just wondering why you still have it?" "I wasnt going to through it out i still want to keep it".

"AWww you still care about me" "I never stopped" she kissed him and it led to him on top of her in hot make out session.


"You wouldnt happen to know where we can find Courtney do you?" Justin asked the person

"Yeah they live in that apartment building the one with the bums outside".

Heather handed the person a wad of bills. The person shook it, "This feels a little light".

Justin smiled "You'll get the rest when Courtney and Duncan are dead and my baby is happy".

Heather smiled at Justin "You know just what to say to a woman". Justin looked back at the person and said "You need to come up with a story to get them to be apart for a while. Can you do it?"

The person smirked evily "I can do anything you want me to as long as i get paid".

Heather stuck her hand out and the person shook it firmly "I knew i could count on you when money is on the line".


DW: well........

Leshawna: oooo tell me that you're going to kill Heather and that pretty boy

DW: well.......

Justin: tell me i can get away with murder

DW: well....

Duncan: tell me i can eat you apple pie

dW: now thats where i draw the line mister! touch the pie and you die

Owen: haha that rhymed

dW: thank you

Katie: review please

Love and Peace to all:

DW