Chapter 7

Sorry I haven't updated for AGES! But chapter 7 is here! Please R&R! Thanks to gatorgirl94 for reminding me about this story and persuading me to keep writing!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT :'(

Bella POV

I allowed Alice drag me into her room and sit me down. I knew it! How could I ever seduce anyone? Especially in this thing! I let out a sigh of frustration.
"Using a male to pretend check if a strapless dress is secure by making the girl jump up and down,…check!" I looked up to see Alice scribbling on a piece of paper and drawing a bit tick with a triumphant flourish.
I looked up at her uncomprehendingly. Huh? He totally did NOT get seduced! Alice saw my disbelief and gave me a playful swat on the head whilst laughing lightly.
"You silly goose! You didn't see him trying to control himself because you were to busy trying to catch your breath! He was too much of a gentleman to admit he was… enticed…" she wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. I blushed and rubbed my head tenderly from Alice's swat. Nah, he couldn't have… I was so plain! Eeek! Heck, just say it did affect him, so that I only have 19 more seductive things to do!
"Hey! Hey! I know you are bit exhausted by that, so lets go on to the other two!" Alice eagerly rubbed her hands together greedily.
I nodded meekly as she whipped out her notebook again.
"Sexy? Or not sexy." Alice pondered as she absentmindedly slid the pen behind her ear. I was just going to open my mouth to say not sexy when she yelled,
"SEXY!" she scooted over to me and bounced on her bed as I groaned loudly.
"Oh come on! Might as well get the harder ones over first so you can breeze through the easier ones later! Hmm. I find that unconsciously sexy smiles are just sooo…" she trailed off suggestively and I nodded my head and I thought of Edward's smile…
I gave my head a little shake and watched Alice draw a big SEXY and write 'unconsciously sexy smiles under it.
"Oooh! Oooh! Men shirtless! Well, I certainly wasn't going to say women…" She said indignantly.
Oh yes… when I was sleeping next to Edward… ah… Why did we even have to do this stupid project?! I mean, what does this have to do with dance! Allie listed out 5 more things under SEXY .
"I think muscular men are quite…" I mentioned quietly, listening to Alice's pen scratching roughly over the paper. The scratching suddenly stopped as Alice stopped to think.

"Yeah! Good idea! I cannot believe that I never thought of it; and you did!" she shook her head angrily and scribbled it down.
I blinked as I thought over what Alice had just said. I guess I should take that as a compliment…
"Hey! I just thought of the last two! Men in tuxes and men cooking! Good, huh?" Hmm, not so sure about that, but Alice knows best!

I shrugged my shoulders and twirled a bit of my hair around my finger absent-mindedly. Suddenly, Alice clapped her hands.
"Okay, one done, two more to go!" I groaned as Alice jumped up eagerly.

"C'mon! Let's see… what else is on Emmett's list?" I took the list out of my pocket and smoothed it out against my palm. Let's see…

2) Dress in nurse outfit?

I read it out loud and Alice nodded her head understandingly. What? I rushed through the rest.

3) Walk into his room in just bra and pants.

Oh. Okay. Wait. What? I read number 3 again. I couldn't just walk around in… I sighed. Emmett was so dead. But never mind what I thought; Alice would just make me do it anyway!

4) When he goes to school, he always wears a tie…….

Duh! I read on

… When he goes to school, he always wears a tie. Wear a push up bra and push out your chest, whilst helping him with his tie

Ewww! That is gross. I looked at Alice, shocked. She shook her head and stared me down. I quailed under her glare. I wasn't getting out of this one. No way.

I gave a heaving sigh before reading out the last horrendous thing I had to do.

5) Wear a corset or some other piece of tight clothing and ask him to help you take it off.

- Ps. do this when everyone is away. Just tell us when you want to do it and we'll be out in a jiffy. Ask Rose and Alice to help you.

My brain refused to accept the facts that my VERY annoying friend had written down. I bit my lip.
How could I do stuff like this! What would Edward think of me… what Edward thought about me was really important to me. All my friends' thoughts on me were. But…
Anyway, since I knew that none of my friends would let me wriggle out of this one, so I decided to just have some fun. It couldn't be that bad! I never figured that I would be able be sexy! I giggled and clutched the tattered piece of paper to my chest.

"I am so going to nail this!" I pumped my fist in the air and Alice laughed at my excitement and confidence..
"Okay! Let's do this!" Alice chimed in happily. She pulled me to her vanity room and my heart sank. This may not be so fun after all.

Operation Bella Barbie in progress… Bella's screams are heard distinctly above Alice's yells…

Oh, thank god I was free. I scratched my hair-sprayed-to-oblivion head, and was about to rub my made-up eyes when Alice swiped my hand away with a shriek.

"You fish! Do you think that I would let you spoil my special Smokey-eyes with a swipe of your hand? No way! Just relax. And don't spoil your lip-gloss. Stay." She pointed her finger sternly at me before she suddenly turned around and started to rummage through her closest.
"Ta-daa!" a flash of white came flying towards me and I caught it a second before it slammed into my heavily made-up face.
I held it up gingerly, and gasped. It was even shorter than the dress I was wearing now, and it had frilly little bloomers underneath.

" 'Kay, girl. Here's the plan. I am going to dress up in a cheerleader's outfit, and we will say that we wanted to have a very late Halloween party. And when he is behind you, you will pretend to drop something and lean over, straight-legged, and pick it up. I will watch his reaction. Got it?" I nodded dumbly. I didn't get half of what she said. I cannot believe that I am doing this! Me? Being sexy?!

Hmm. Maybe this will be good for me? I was thinking about that when Alice thrust something in my hands.
"Huh?" I asked stupidly.

"It's a nurse hat silly. This is what you'll drop." I looked up at her and my mouth dropped open like a gaping fish.

Alice was adorned in a ridiculously short cheerleader's outfit, and the sparkly streaks of black and pink on her clothes were blinding me. She had pink sparkles on her eyes, and she had tied up her short hair into two little ponytails. She had put pink and black ribbons around the rubber band.
"Now. Change." She ushered me towards the bathroom. I groaned and slipped the thing on. Surprisingly, it fit me perfectly. I was going to talk to Alice about this… I walked out of the bathroom and Alice clapped her hands happily.

"Let's go have some fun!" she connected her I-Pod to her stereo, and Michael Jackson's Thriller came blasting out of the stereo. I love this song! I immediately started dancing THE DANCE, and I laughed out loud as Alice cheered for me with pom-poms in her hand. Emmett came crashing through the door with Rose in tow. They both erupted in laughter when they saw us two prancing around the room, me imitating Michael Jackson and Alice jumping down trying (and failing) to keep her skirt down as she jumped, her free hand held high in the air, waving colourful pom-poms.

"You look good kid!" Emmett nodded approvingly at me and joined in the dance. He jumped around so much that one of Alice's shoes came tumbling on his head. I fell on the floor laughing, tears rolling down my cheeks. Alice ran over to me, and whacked me across the head; hard. But I was laughing too much to be angry with her. She glared at me, complaining about my make-up, which had run down my face in colourful streaks.

After we explained to the couple what we were doing (and Alice had re-applied my make-up), they joined us enthusiastically. We helped them change into 70's clothing. Emmett's Afro was HUGE! Then, we pranced out of the room, hand in hand; 3 giggling girls and one roaring boy towards an unsuspecting Edwards' room.

Edward POV

I heard a slight commotion outside my door. I put my book down and was making my way towards the door, when Rose, Alice, Emmett, (Emmett? Seriously?!) and Bella burst through the door, their faces flushed from laughing, their eyes glazed over with tears. I was going to open my mouth to complain about the intrusion, when my eyes reverted back to Bella.
She looked… wow. I was lost for words. But before I could do anything, Emmett pulled out a CD player, and they all started to sing.

Heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby

Bella jumped to the front and started dancing. Dammmmn she was good!

Heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby

Your kiss with tenderness
I want all I can get of your sexiness
Showers, your love comes in showers
And every hour of the hour
You let me feel your loving power

There's a rainbow over my shoulder (Ooh, ooh)
When you came, my cup runneth over
You gave me your heavenly love
And if one night you hear crying from above

It's 'cause heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby

Ooh, heaven, heaven
Ooh, heaven, heaven
Ooh, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven

Ooh I'm captured by your spell (Ooh, ooh)
You're different, girl, I can tell (Ooh ooh ooh)
When you're layin' on my pillow, baby
Above your pretty head, there's a halo, that's why I know

Heaven must be missin' an angel (Heaven)
Missin' on angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now (Mmm ha)
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby (Ooh my sweet little angel)

Heaven (My pretty little angel)
Heaven (I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, baby, say right now)
Heaven

Heaven (Ooh heaven)
Heaven, heaven (Must be missing an angel)
Heaven, heaven (Missing one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now)

Heaven, heaven (Oh, my heaven)
Heaven (Missin' an angel)
Heaven
Heaven

You must have slipped away along the Milky Way
It's 'cause (Your kiss) your kiss (Filled with tenderness)
You came C.O.D. on a moonbeam straight to me
Just like (Showers, showers, showers, showers) showers (Showers, showers, showers)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Your heavenly power gets stronger by the hour
Heaven must be missin' an angel
I'm captured by your spell, oh, girl, can't you tell
Heaven (Heaven) must be missin' an angel

Heaven, heaven (Ooh ooh)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh ooh)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh so-so good, so-so good, so-so good, baby, mmm)

It's just so good, so good, so good (Yeah)
It's just so good, so good, so good (I love the way you move, I love the way you groove)
It's just so good, so good, so good (Uh)
It's just so good, so good, so good (Just like heaven, oh, baby)
It's just so good, so good, so good (Heaven, yeah)

Heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven (Ooh, my heaven)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh, your love is so good)
Heaven, heaven (Oh, baby, got to have my love, yeah)

Heaven, heaven (Need it bad, Lord, baby, yeah)
Heaven, heaven (I got to have my love, yeah)
Heaven, heaven

I don't think I hate the 70's anymore.

Bella was fiddling with a stray strand of her hair, causing her little hat to drop to the floor.
"Oh!" she turned around and bent over to retrieve it; straight legged. Her skirt slid up slightly, providing me with a view of her little white knickers. I gulped and desperately tried to look away. I heard Alice giggle and my head snapped up. I glared her, but she returned it with a look that was far too innocent. I was immediately suspicious.
"What is the meaning of this?" I asked coolly, even though my head was still raging with inappropriate thoughts of Bella.
"Hehe." Emmett burst out, then clamped his hand to his mouth, looking guilty. Silence ensued.
"We…" Alice said dramatically, "…Are having an extra late Halloween party! You wanna join? You can join us wearing that! That is soo last century!" I looked down at my clothes. I didn't think I looked too shabby…
I shook my head to clear out the ridiculous thoughts of actually joining them and ushered my protesting friends and family out the door, and let out a deep sigh of relief.
It's okay Edward, evil sister and all her friends are gone, I thought. Although, I wish Bella could have stayed….

And the book-worm guy (i.e. Edward) reads himself into oblivion, until after dark when Bella comes out….

I put my book down slowly and walked towards my bedroom door. Since I didn't have the guts to talk to Bella, I could listen to the people who did.
Suddenly, I heard a muffled giggling. I cocked my head to the side to listen. I opened my door slightly and peered out sneakily. Suddenly Bella walked past, her hair piled into messy bun on the top of her head, wearing nothing but her Winnie the Pooh bra and a pair of really short purple shorts. My eyes must have popped out of their sockets as she passed an open window where the moonlight shone gently upon her, illuminating her pale skin.
Was she trying to torture me?? I heaved yet another sigh and closed the door silently. I collapsed on my bed and tried to get some shut-eye, but memories of Bella came flooding into my mind. I knew then that sleep wouldn't come to me that night, so I curled up on my bed, thinking of Bella, Bella, Bella.

Did she know what she was doing to me?

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